October 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
Is anyone else getting thread notifications out of order? I just got one for 2 pages back.
October 18, 2011 at 9:49 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
October 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Is anyone else getting thread notifications out of order? I just got one for 2 pages back.
I've had that happen at least 10 times in the last few days.
October 18, 2011 at 9:56 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
October 18, 2011 at 10:02 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Cool pants puns coming
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 10:09 am
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
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October 18, 2011 at 10:22 am
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...
BRAIN BLEACH
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
October 18, 2011 at 10:31 am
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...BRAIN BLEACH
Oh Crap, me too now :sick:.
October 18, 2011 at 10:39 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...BRAIN BLEACH
Oh Crap, me too now :sick:.
That did it! (rated G)... as in great.
October 18, 2011 at 10:45 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...BRAIN BLEACH
Oh Crap, me too now :sick:.
That did it! (rated G)... as in great.
LOL - from scary dba to scary fresh prince.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
October 18, 2011 at 10:47 am
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Pants? Aren't pants optional these days? They were last week. Now I'm working from home...BRAIN BLEACH
Oh Crap, me too now :sick:.
That did it! (rated G)... as in great.
LOL - from scary dba to scary fresh prince.
Sorry for the blaspheme... but it's actually right on topic and it solved my problem :-P.
October 18, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
October 18, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
October 18, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
October 18, 2011 at 12:29 pm
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
I'm here to kick a$$ and chew pants, and I'm all out of pants.
... definately believe the application of beer is assistive to this game.
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