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  • Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    It isn't right that all the Ramones are dead, but all the Rolling Stones are alive.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    My thoughts exactly

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  • Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Joey Ramone, never heard of. John Lennon, sure. Someone whose music my mother loves.

    πŸ˜€

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    And the beatings start with you!

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
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  • Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    And the beatings start with you!

    The funny thing is they all probably know several of his songs. If not, then I will be next in line to commence with the beatings. πŸ˜›

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  • GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Joey Ramone, never heard of. John Lennon, sure. Someone whose music my mother loves.

    πŸ˜€

    I'm just wondering because musicians usually cite The Beatles as the most influential rock band and The Ramones as the second most influential.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Joey Ramone, never heard of. John Lennon, sure. Someone whose music my mother loves.

    πŸ˜€

    I'm just wondering because musicians usually cite The Beatles as the most influential rock band and The Ramones as the second most influential.

    Second place is merely being the first loser. Who cares about this Joey guy? πŸ˜›


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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Whoa, slow down there hoss... we're not comparing Joey Ramone to John Lennon. Ick! The Ramones were gods astride the earth, Lennon was in some band named after an insect.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Evil Kraig F (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Joey Ramone, never heard of. John Lennon, sure. Someone whose music my mother loves.

    πŸ˜€

    I'm just wondering because musicians usually cite The Beatles as the most influential rock band and The Ramones as the second most influential.

    Second place is merely being the first loser. Who cares about this Joey guy? πŸ˜›

    People with good taste.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    GilaMonster (10/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    Joey who? πŸ˜€

    No idea.

    Seriously? Three (at least) of you don't even know who Joey Ramone was? How about John Lennon?

    Whoa, slow down there hoss... we're not comparing Joey Ramone to John Lennon. Ick! The Ramones were gods astride the earth, Lennon was in some band named after an insect.

    I miss going to Ramones shows.

    --------------------------------------
    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Time to start the education. Quintessential Ramones. But my own preference is for this.

    Hurry, hurry, hurry...

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/6/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2011)


    If you haven't seen it, his 2005 Stanford Commencement. Excellent talk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1R-jKKp3NA&feature=player_embedded#!

    A sad day, and a reminder that I'm getting older as well. People I admire, know, love, are slowly dying. Remember that. You're dying too. Enjoy this life, and do something you love while you can.

    Crap, you're just getting there? When Joey Ramone died was the day I suddenly felt old. Still haven't quite recovered.

    It isn't right that all the Ramones are dead, but all the Rolling Stones are alive.

    All the original Ramones are not dead. Tommy (the original drummer) is still alive and well. There are several other non original members still alive.

    _______________________________________________________________

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    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

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    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
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