Are the posted questions getting worse?
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GSquared (9/28/2011)
SQL Kiwi (9/28/2011)
WayneS (9/27/2011)
• DBA Certification preferred in SQL Server versions 2000, 2005, and 2008.• SQL Server DBA Certification 2000, 2005, 2008 is a plus
Sigh.
What's wrong with asking for two certs in each???
Even better would have been to require MCDBA in 2008 R2:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL Kiwi (9/28/2011)
Grant Fritchey (9/28/2011)
Jack Corbett (9/28/2011)
Hey can an execution plan expert (Grant?) take a look at this thread, http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1181619-338-1.aspx. Interesting behavior noted in execution plan properties with SET ANSI NULLS.I am NOT an expert, but I'll take a look. Get Paul. He's an expert.
I am NOT an expert, but I'll take a look. Get Boris Baryshnikov. He's an expert. :laugh:
edit: added some comments to that thread
I'll be attenting a full day of sqlplan stuff on Oct 10th ...
Shall I add it to my bucket list ?
:w00t::hehe:
btw: No worries ... just teasing ... I'll be a good boy and behave ..... at least that's what I hope 😛
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
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Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/books/76296/
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverabilityWe walk in the dark places no others will enter
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Congratulations Jonathan and Ted
Added to my bucket list 🙂
ToDo: grab copy at SQLPass 2011
btw ... is there an author name missing in that list ?
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Well done Gail. I have a good idea how much you did on this one.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore RooseveltAuthor of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning -
Grant Fritchey (9/29/2011)
GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Well done Gail. I have a good idea how much you did on this one.
Tony telling tales again?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverabilityWe walk in the dark places no others will enter
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Grant Fritchey (9/29/2011)
GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Well done Gail. I have a good idea how much you did on this one.
Tony telling tales again?
Singing your praises.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore RooseveltAuthor of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning -
GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Awesome!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Congrats Gail, Awesome job. 🙂
-Roy
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Hmm. Looking at the topics covered, and I'd really have to ask why you're not listed as one of the authors.... IMO, you are THE SME for fully half of those topics.
Congrats (and thanks for all the hard work!). I'm looking forward to this book - and it looks to be something that all accidental DBAs should have as their first reading assignment.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
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WayneS (9/29/2011)
GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Hmm. Looking at the topics covered, and I'd really have to ask why you're not listed as one of the authors.... IMO, you are THE SME for fully half of those topics.
Because I wasn't one of the authors. Jonathan and Ted wrote the book between them (Jonathan mostly, Ted did 2 chapters). I was the tech editor. I added bits here and there, corrected mistakes, suggested additions, etc, but I didn't write the book.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverabilityWe walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass -
Chapter 1 of the book is now available for free on Simple-Talk
http://www.simple-talk.com/sql/performance/a-performance-troubleshooting-methodology-for-sql-server/
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverabilityWe walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass -
GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Chapter 1 of the book is now available for free on Simple-Talkhttp://www.simple-talk.com/sql/performance/a-performance-troubleshooting-methodology-for-sql-server/
Very cool... Thank you.
-Dan
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GilaMonster (9/29/2011)
Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here
Woohoo
Now, when is your book coming out?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
I just had to capture the snake eyes moment.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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