September 21, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/
Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
September 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
IIRC - it goes both ways on that.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 21, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Evil Kraig F (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Evil Kraig F (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Literally before I was born.Unlike a few others around here :Whistling:
*puts fresh tennis balls on his walker for better movement* Stay stiiiillll there sonny... I'ma gonna beat you wit my dentures!
Let me know when you want me to come back here.
Say how did you manage to get a color picture of that avatar?? Must have been real hard :-D.
Come back here sonny!!!! 😉 Actually, wasn't too hard. Google makes things easy. 😎
Your call is important to us, however you called in way too *&()& late.
Next time buy a blackberry and stop wasting all that time walking to the wall mounted phone (you know, the thing with holes in it).
September 21, 2011 at 4:39 pm
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
IIRC - it goes both ways on that.
In case I was unclear (AGAIN).
I meant stop the press, Joe CELKO actually made a compliment, ONLINE. I guess that's even better than super duper DBA of the year.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but do not tell him that.
September 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
IIRC - it goes both ways on that.
In case I was unclear (AGAIN).
I meant stop the press, Joe CELKO actually made a compliment, ONLINE. I guess that's even better than super duper DBA of the year.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but do not tell him that.
Yeah - it reads kinda tongue in cheek though.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
IIRC - it goes both ways on that.
In case I was unclear (AGAIN).
I meant stop the press, Joe CELKO actually made a compliment, ONLINE. I guess that's even better than super duper DBA of the year.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but do not tell him that.
Yeah - it reads kinda tongue in cheek though.
From him I would have taken a you son of a B. with a smile as a compliment.
This is way over that!
September 21, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
SQLRNNR (9/21/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2011)
Just a note, in case you didn't see it, Jeff's interview is up: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Exceptional+DBA+Awards/75986/Forget that crap, this is even better!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1179084.aspx
CELKO (9/21/2011)
I have posted one other topic and had a fantastic response from Jeff Moden and figured this is the best place to find the absolute final word on best practice approaches. I will certainly be more diligent about forming my question the next time around.
Hey, my wife is an ordained Soto Zen Priest and she hits students with sticks when they screw up.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but donot tell him that.
IIRC - it goes both ways on that.
In case I was unclear (AGAIN).
I meant stop the press, Joe CELKO actually made a compliment, ONLINE. I guess that's even better than super duper DBA of the year.
Oh, Jeff is someone I think is smart, but do not tell him that.
Yeah - it reads kinda tongue in cheek though.
From him I would have taken a you son of a B. with a smile as a compliment.
This is way over that!
:hehe::w00t::cool::hehe::cool:;-):-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 21, 2011 at 11:03 pm
Boy, I tune back in after a brief outage and the whole world is upside down.
Y'all are speaking French, working in Oracle and Celko is offering not-in-person compliments. Huh? And where's Gail? Is she not keeping you guys in line?
<scratching head>
Celko has a few talks at our SQLSat97 here in Austin in 1.5 weeks. I have never met him in person even though we literally live in the same town. Should be fun. Can't wait to see Connor Cunningham's discussion. Oh, and my first SQLSaturday presentation. Denali AlwaysOn.
Jim Murphy
http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
@SQLMurph
September 21, 2011 at 11:09 pm
Jim Murphy (9/21/2011)
Boy, I tune back in after a brief outage and the whole world is upside down.Y'all are speaking French, working in Oracle and Celko is offering not-in-person compliments. Huh? And where's Gail? Is she not keeping you guys in line?
<scratching head>
Celko has a few talks at our SQLSat97 here in Austin in 1.5 weeks. I have never met him in person even though we literally live in the same town. Should be fun. Can't wait to see Connor Cunningham's discussion. Oh, and my first SQLSaturday presentation. Denali AlwaysOn.
Good luck with that preso.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 21, 2011 at 11:58 pm
Jim Murphy (9/21/2011)
...My mother in law just died last night. Been a rough few weeks. She was old and in a nursing home for a while, so it was expected. Still not fun though.
My condolences. Keep in mind, NOW is the time your family needs you most.
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]
- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
September 22, 2011 at 12:07 am
Roy Ernest (9/21/2011)
Apologies in advance for the change in topic... 😀I want to do a presentation for the SQL saturday that will be conducted in Curacao. Can I have some suggestions on what topic I should do? DBA tracks are what I know better. 🙂
Basics for indexing. Why your query needs indexes and what it may use them for (not only to support your where clause )
I've spend a series of full day info sessions ( I don't like calling it lessons ) providing an overview do devs for the major things I would like my devs would know.
In many cases, the indexing part was quit an eye opener.
Same goes for loop/cursor avoidance.
Same goes for "first steps with sqlplans" With of course a ref to the great (e)book Grant wrote on that topic.;-)
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]
- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
September 22, 2011 at 12:15 am
Gianluca Sartori (9/21/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/21/2011)
That sounds pretty funny. I'd think if it were really the best, the consultant would be able to say "Oh, you just have this configured wrong, let me show you."Let me show you????????
You must be kidding. An Oracle consultant doesn't teach. If it was easy you would be doing it right.
What happens at best is: "You're a clueless idiot. Let me fix it."
After two or three days everything is just as broken as before, you owe him € 6,000 and you're a clueless idiot.
And that is accepted by their consumers !
These consultants even get uncomfortable if you pop up a "why".
(because in many cases, the've just seen others doing that and causing the wanted behaviour)
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]
- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
September 22, 2011 at 2:32 am
Jim Murphy (9/21/2011)
And where's Gail? Is she not keeping you guys in line?
Doing the final checks and tweaks on Jonathan's book.
Keep this lot in line? How would I ever do that?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 22, 2011 at 3:54 am
GilaMonster (9/22/2011)
Jim Murphy (9/21/2011)
And where's Gail? Is she not keeping you guys in line?Doing the final checks and tweaks on Jonathan's book.
Keep this lot in line? How would I ever do that?
With a clustered index?
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September 22, 2011 at 5:27 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (9/21/2011)
I'd like to know if mor than 10% of the people actually read the sig.
And from that, if anything over 5% actually understand french.
Well, I don't understand French, but I do read sigs... and usually determine that google translate is my friend when I'm trying to figure them out.
It doesn't like Gaelic much, though...
-Ki
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