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The Thread Valued Member Points: 72 More actions · Answer 1

The Spartans had their 300. We are The Thread and we are 3000!

Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 2

Heh, look at that Roy did get the 3000th post!

Tell him what he's won Johnny!

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 3

CONGRATULATIONS, ROY !!!!!

YOU are Mr. 3000.

In honor of this momentous occasion, you get to buy beers for the whole gang, and a Diet Dr. Pepper for Lynn. 😀

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 4

Bob Hovious (3/26/2009)
CONGRATULATIONS, ROY !!!!!
YOU are Mr. 3000.
In honor of this momentous occasion, you get to buy beers for the whole gang, and a Diet Dr. Pepper for Lynn. 😀

And some scotch. Never forget the scotch.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 5

Sure, No problem..

Just hop over on the next plane to Curacao. You can lie down on the beach and drink what ever you want. I will take care of all your drinks. 😀

I work in an office that is situated in a Hotel by the beach. That is where I go to calm myself when I get frustrated. You can all join. There are quite a bit of beach chairs here. 😀

-Roy

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

You can't drink scotch and fly a Star Fury !! :w00t:

The wouldn't even let Starbuck do that with an old Viper on Battlestar Galactica.

But as long as you're not driving, I'm sure Roy wouldn't mind setting you up with some Sheep Dip.

HEY EVERYBODY!! The party is at Roy's place !!!

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 7

We have Sheep dip here... No problem with that... 😀

So come on over... 😀

Diet Doc Pepper, I can get a crate just for Lynn... party time... Yay...

-Roy

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 8

Roy Ernest (3/26/2009)
Sure, No problem..
Just hop over on the next plane to Curacao. You can lie down on the beach and drink what ever you want. I will take care of all your drinks. 😀
I work in an office that is situated in a Hotel by the beach. That is where I go to calm myself when I get frustrated. You can all join. There are quite a bit of beach chairs here. 😀

Roy, you lucky lucky b*****d. Can I say that again?

You lucky lucky b*****d!

Here in the UK it's been cold, dark wet and gloomy since early November.

Need any help over there? I'm cheap - beer will do. The Ardbeg is already packed.

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 9

I have 3 guys working here who are from UK, Scottish and Irish. Oh yea, I hear them B**** about the weather in UK every time they go back on vacation. One guy bought a yacht and he lives in the Yacht... :hehe:

-Roy

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 10

Quotes are acting all wonky...

Anyway, I sure can have scotch & fly a Star Fury. It's space... what am I going to hit?

Besides, I've operated nuclear power plants while inebriated (not my fault, my chief liked drinking partners) and nothing happened. Space ships should be easier.

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Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 11

Grant Fritchey (3/26/2009)
Quotes are acting all wonky...
Anyway, I sure can have scotch & fly a Star Fury. It's space... what am I going to hit?
Besides, I've operated nuclear power plants while inebriated (not my fault, my chief liked drinking partners) and nothing happened. Space ships should be easier.

File that one away on the possible blackmail list...

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 12

Hopefully you wont hit a space debris or fly into a black hole....:hehe:

-Roy

David Burrows SSC Guru Points: 65142 More actions · Answer 13

Quotes are acting all wonky...

Nah! Must be the scotch :w00t:

what am I going to hit?

Not the thrusters too hard, you don't want to get dizzy and barf. Man that's got to be worse than a fart in a spacesuit :sick:

Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736212 More actions · Answer 14

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March 26, 2009 at 7:51 am

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Congrats, Roy.

I'll raise a Tequila for you.

D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 15

Wow, Congratz, 3000 posts!!!

you guyz are amazing

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