Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Tom.Thomson (9/17/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (9/17/2011)


    We are getting close. Who will be the lucky winner making the 30,000 post to The Thread???

    Don't you think that posting both 29,999 and 30,000 was naughty, Remi?

    Yup, just as planned...

    or actually to happen to be in front of the computer just as there was only 2-3 posts left to do :hehe:.

    I had that planned too. :hehe:

    AND I was in front of the computer at the right time - just looking at another thread, or maybe at the bottom of a glass. It makes little difference which - except that if it was the bottom of a glass of Bruaichladaich I at least have a decent excuse for ignoring the thread just at the critical moment.

    But as I'm either a mouse or a man, no matter how well planned the plan went agley.

    (WTF - if I'm going to post things like that I may as well add the Gaidhlig back to my sig - after all, how many recognise that reference?)

    Tom

  • LutzM (9/17/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    LutzM (9/17/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (9/17/2011)


    We are getting close. Who will be the lucky winner making the 30,000 post to The Thread???

    I don't think so...

    If the post count is still correct, your latest reply was #30001. That makes St. Lynn "the lucky 30k"!

    In that photo the original post does not count as a reply (search for threads with 0 replies...).

    Oops!! You're right. Again. :crying:

    Congrats! I hope you'll find some sleep after such an achievement! 😎

    I told you guys before, the Force is strong with THIS ONE. Resistance is futile and Adrienne!. Something along those lines.

    Still a few more posts to make sure Steve gets his wish of 300 replies before he comes back :hehe:.

  • Tom.Thomson (9/17/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Tom.Thomson (9/17/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (9/17/2011)


    We are getting close. Who will be the lucky winner making the 30,000 post to The Thread???

    Don't you think that posting both 29,999 and 30,000 was naughty, Remi?

    Yup, just as planned...

    or actually to happen to be in front of the computer just as there was only 2-3 posts left to do :hehe:.

    I had that planned too. :hehe:

    (WTF - if I'm going to post things like that I may as well add the Gaidhlig back to my sig - after all, how many recognise that reference?)

    When the heck did Gail change her Nick, and why do you talk about her that way ? :w00t:

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

    It's more than 20 years since I worked with Oracle. Back in those days, it wasn't too hard - but the big problem you had was that they were absolutely paranoid about telling you anything about their system, in case it gave away some intellectual property that they could otherwise have exploited (this of course rendered their technical support completely useless to anyone whose problem wouldn't be solved by going through the "have you remembered to switch on the power supply" and so on litany) - it really was crazy, if they are still like that I wouldn't touch it with a long pole. Despite that, it was when I worked with it an extremely well constructed system (compared with its contemporary competition) and had some advanced capabilities (that's why I was working with it) which were way ahead of anything else commercially available; maybe they like everyone else have moved on since then, but what I read in the trade press is that they haven't - they are still so paranoid that they won't tell their customers what they need to know in case it lets some trade secret out of the bag.

    Tom

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

    Talk with Lynn Pettis and/or follow his blog here a SCC

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/lynnpettis/

    By Lynn Pettis in SQL Musings from the Desert 08-26-2010 10:15 PM | Categories: Filed under: Oracle

    More importantly, I am getting exposed to the “O” word, yes, Oracle, and will be working with both Oracle 8 and Oracle 10.

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • OOPs repeat of prior post

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • bitbucket-25253 (9/17/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

    Talk with Lynn Pettis and/or follow his blog here a SCC

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/lynnpettis/

    By Lynn Pettis in SQL Musings from the Desert 08-26-2010 10:15 PM | Categories: Filed under: Oracle

    More importantly, I am getting exposed to the “O” word, yes, Oracle, and will be working with both Oracle 8 and Oracle 10.

    And more importantly that I am now BACK in the SQL Server world. Oracle is the dark side, things we can easily do in SQL Server are not that easily done over there. Not only that the Oracle community for the most part is very stingy with their knowledge. It is nothing like the SQL Server community where we welcome the opportunity to share our knowledge and experience with others.

  • I wonder if SSC DBadmins have taken performance precautions for such atypical rare threads ?

    Could this already mess up query plans or be of any other concern ?

    Johan

    Learn to play, play to learn !

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  • Lynn Pettis (9/18/2011)


    bitbucket-25253 (9/17/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

    Talk with Lynn Pettis and/or follow his blog here a SCC

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/lynnpettis/

    By Lynn Pettis in SQL Musings from the Desert 08-26-2010 10:15 PM | Categories: Filed under: Oracle

    More importantly, I am getting exposed to the “O” word, yes, Oracle, and will be working with both Oracle 8 and Oracle 10.

    And more importantly that I am now BACK in the SQL Server world. Oracle is the dark side, things we can easily do in SQL Server are not that easily done over there. Not only that the Oracle community for the most part is very stingy with their knowledge. It is nothing like the SQL Server community where we welcome the opportunity to share our knowledge and experience with others.

    IMO that tells more about the people than the engine of their concerns.

    It's a cultural problem, just like the fact companies accept to spend more budget to that software to twist some nuts and bolts.

    I love our community, but I'm jealous about that kind of easy budget !

    Johan

    Learn to play, play to learn !

    Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
    but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:

    - How to post Performance Problems
    - How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]

    - How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt

    press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀

    Need a bit of Powershell? How about this

    Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me

  • 50 thread notifications since I went to bed....

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (9/18/2011)


    50 thread notifications since I went to bed....

    Quiet night, then 😀

    Tom

  • GilaMonster (9/18/2011)


    50 thread notifications since I went to bed....

    Maybe you shouldn't go to bed? 😉

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  • Jan Van der Eecken (9/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (9/18/2011)


    50 thread notifications since I went to bed....

    Maybe you shouldn't go to bed? 😉

    Well Duh!

    Why do you think she's not done with her thesis yet? 😀

  • Lynn Pettis (9/18/2011)


    bitbucket-25253 (9/17/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/17/2011)


    Hey guys (als), I just got a bank offer for a 70% / 30% sql svr / oracle environement.

    Now all I know about Oracle is how to speel it (and barely at that).

    How hard is it to pick it up on the spot? The job seems to range from installing, to configuring, perf tuning to HA on both platforms.

    Sounds like a lot to pick on the spot without and excellent mentor or full 100% responsibility split.

    Talk with Lynn Pettis and/or follow his blog here a SCC

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/lynnpettis/

    By Lynn Pettis in SQL Musings from the Desert 08-26-2010 10:15 PM | Categories: Filed under: Oracle

    More importantly, I am getting exposed to the “O” word, yes, Oracle, and will be working with both Oracle 8 and Oracle 10.

    And more importantly that I am now BACK in the SQL Server world. Oracle is the dark side, things we can easily do in SQL Server are not that easily done over there. Not only that the Oracle community for the most part is very stingy with their knowledge. It is nothing like the SQL Server community where we welcome the opportunity to share our knowledge and experience with others.

    Here I'm assuming that I'll be working side by side with at least 1 other oracle DBA. So my assumption is that I have someone to fall back on & to teach me the basics.

    With that in mind, is it on the not too utopic side of things?

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