Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Thanks Gus.

    Yes, I live in a paradise. 🙂 White sandy beaches. No winter, No shark attacks yet..!!! 🙂

    It is also famous for a place called Campo allegre. 😉

    What's wrong with my avatar? Do you mean I'm disallowed to visit your island some day?

    And congrats for hitting "almost" 3K (3072) 😛 😉



    Lutz
    A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

    How to get fast answers to your question[/url]
    How to post performance related questions[/url]
    Links for Tally Table [/url] , Cross Tabs [/url] and Dynamic Cross Tabs [/url], Delimited Split Function[/url]

  • LOL... Your Avatar is scary. You are always welcome to this island... But not your avatar.. 😉

    -Roy

  • GilaMonster (9/6/2011)


    Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    Congrats.

    Easy to beat the thread's page count. Just change the posts/page option. 😉

    Only 1480 pages here.

    Even easier here... 592 pages 😛

  • Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    Woot - congrats.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • LutzM (9/6/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/6/2011)


    ...

    Here's the full album from that day! Enjoy and dream on!

    http://s1123.photobucket.com/albums/l551/Ninja_RgRus/Sunrise%20August%2023rd%202011/

    Do you know it seems like you're living in a place others would pick for vacation? Do you have a boat, too?

    Yes this is a vacation spot. VERY popular with the tourists. I don't have a boat because I don't want one. I do have a Kayak tho.

    About a mile from here there's even a house on a private island. Quite stumping the first time you see it! 😎

  • Jeff Moden (9/6/2011)


    Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    I was going to post a prediction that you'd easily surpass my number of posts before the end of the year, as well. Congratulations, Gail! 🙂

    My money's on pass at the latest. 🙂

  • GilaMonster (9/6/2011)


    Talking about scores, I just noticed something...

    Steve, you're next.... 😀

    ooooh - well done.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Jeff Moden (9/6/2011)


    Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    I was going to post a prediction that you'd easily surpass my number of posts before the end of the year, as well. Congratulations, Gail! 🙂

    Jeff was bit by the post bug - buahahaha

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Thanks Gus.

    Yes, I live in a paradise. 🙂 White sandy beaches. No winter, No shark attacks yet..!!! 🙂

    It is also famous for a place called Campo allegre. 😉

    Hoping to get there in Feb. Things still looking good for SQLSat Curacao?

  • SQLRNNR (9/6/2011)


    Jeff Moden (9/6/2011)


    Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    I was going to post a prediction that you'd easily surpass my number of posts before the end of the year, as well. Congratulations, Gail! 🙂

    Jeff was bit by the post bug - buahahaha

    I was, indeed.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Roy Ernest (9/6/2011)


    Yay...!!! I beat the THREAD to the landmark. I hit 3000 posts before the thread hit 3000 pages. 🙂

    Congrats, Roy!

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • GilaMonster (9/6/2011)


    Talking about scores, I just noticed something...

    Steve, you're next.... 😀

    Congrats, Gail.

    Your pace is unsustainable for us mere mortals.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • GilaMonster (9/6/2011)


    Talking about scores, I just noticed something...

    Steve, you're next.... 😀

    The most remarkable about your achievement it that from that number of participations is that more than 99.5% of those have been very constructive, motivating people to dig deeper into sqlserver and sharing their experiences !

    A huge thank you for all you time and availability to share.

    Johan

    Learn to play, play to learn !

    Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
    but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:

    - How to post Performance Problems
    - How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]

    - How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt

    press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀

    Need a bit of Powershell? How about this

    Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me

  • Well done Gail. The place just wouldn't be the same without you.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Get ready for fireworks, a "newbie" basically just told CELKO to shove it. Can't wait to see his reply!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1170719-392-1.aspx#bm1170830

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