July 7, 2011 at 4:58 pm
GilaMonster (7/7/2011)
Jim Murphy (7/7/2011)
But next year, I'm probably going to want to fly them out too. Uh, to North Carolina apparently. Maybe this year, I can meet someone who is really ticked off at the new Summit location and will refuse to go, and who also has flexibility in their schedule. I can have them watch all of our customers alerts, etc. in 2012.Pass Summit 2012 is in Seattle. It's 2013 that's in Charlotte http://www.sqlpass.org/Community/PASSBlog/entryid/334/Announcing-PASS-Summit-2013-in-Charlotte.aspx (A decision that I must admit does not fill me with joy)
Ah. How did that slip my attention. Thanks for the correction.
Now, if you want to let that joy anemia grow into bitterness and then fester some more for the next 2 years to drive you to rebellion, then I'd love to hire you for the week. Since I don't think that is likely with you, I'll need to meet more people in October and I'll have another chance to meet more folks in 2012.
Maybe I should market it like a reverse time-share. I pay you to stay in this less-than-luxury abode for one week out of the year.
Jim Murphy
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July 7, 2011 at 5:10 pm
DBCC timewarp specialists please.......
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1138604-146-1.aspx?Update=1
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July 8, 2011 at 1:36 am
george sibbald (7/7/2011)
DBCC timewarp specialists please.......http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1138604-146-1.aspx?Update=1
What he needs is repeated applications of the Undo command as shown in the attachment. A new undocumented Denali feature. :hehe:
Steve.
July 8, 2011 at 3:08 am
nice one guys, I was worried you would all pile in but all the answers were professional and helpful. You have all obviously grown as people. 🙂
extra point to Craig for noticing the OP was hoping to be able to recover to a point before the first available backup.
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July 8, 2011 at 8:07 am
GilaMonster (7/6/2011)
Kit G (7/6/2011)
GilaMonster (7/6/2011)
Branching, cause 2 bad jokes are worse than one.Kit G (7/6/2011)
Fal (7/6/2011)
anyone with a minor dose of manners and a sense of humor is invited.
Please, kind Ladies and Gents, will you indulge me in a joke?
"Knock knock..."
*takes the bait... cause it's polite... 🙂 *
Who's there?
sp_
sp_ who?
spid 1 resource monitor
spid 2 lock monitor
spid 3 .......
I actually used this Wednesday... groans all around 🙂
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
July 8, 2011 at 9:22 am
TGIF
Actually not so much. Leaving for the UK on Sunday, will be out of touch for most of the next week. Behave.
July 8, 2011 at 9:22 am
BTW, this is interesting: http://gigaom.com/cloud/facebook-trapped-in-mysql-fate-worse-than-death/
July 8, 2011 at 9:43 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
BTW, this is interesting: http://gigaom.com/cloud/facebook-trapped-in-mysql-fate-worse-than-death/
Awesome - down with facebook.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 8, 2011 at 9:45 am
SQLRNNR (7/8/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
BTW, this is interesting: http://gigaom.com/cloud/facebook-trapped-in-mysql-fate-worse-than-death/Awesome - down with facebook.
So very strange. I wonder what Google+ is using on the backend. I've been enjoying it a hell of a lot more than Facebook. It seems like someone paid attention to the programming of Google+. And so far, at least, it isn't all about trying to separate you from your money.
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July 8, 2011 at 9:52 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
TGIFActually not so much. Leaving for the UK on Sunday, will be out of touch for most of the next week. Behave.
Keep in mind to drive on the left side of the road 😀
Johan
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but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
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press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
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July 8, 2011 at 9:53 am
July 8, 2011 at 9:54 am
SQLkiwi (7/8/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
Behave.Badly?
Think much much worse than that 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 8, 2011 at 10:02 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
TGIFActually not so much. Leaving for the UK on Sunday, will be out of touch for most of the next week. Behave.
All being well, will see you on Friday 😀
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
July 8, 2011 at 10:15 am
SQLRNNR (7/8/2011)
SQLkiwi (7/8/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
Behave.Badly?
Think much much worse than that 😀
Umm, should I disable a few accounts today?
July 8, 2011 at 10:16 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
SQLRNNR (7/8/2011)
SQLkiwi (7/8/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/8/2011)
Behave.Badly?
Think much much worse than that 😀
Umm, should I disable a few accounts today?
Nah - you should give us admin access:hehe:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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