July 1, 2011 at 11:01 am
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!
Jim Murphy
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July 1, 2011 at 11:02 am
GSquared (7/1/2011)
GilaMonster (7/1/2011)
Gus, you own me a new keyboard!GSquared (7/1/2011)
I must be misunderstanding you. I've never before seen someone recommend hypocrisy before without it being essentially sarcastic.Assuming "own" = "owe", but some soda or whatever shorted out the "n" and "e" keys, just tell me where to ship it. 🙂
j/k
Actually the iPad took most of the coffee, fortunately it's spill-resistant.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 1, 2011 at 11:04 am
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!
d'oh missed that announcement. Seriously though, was there ever any doubt?
Congrats Gail
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 1, 2011 at 11:05 am
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!
In other breaking news, the sun rose in the east, and there's a chance of rain in Seattle, while gravity still points down.
Seriously though, major grats.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 1, 2011 at 11:07 am
GSquared (7/1/2011)
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!In other breaking news, the sun rose in the east, and there's a chance of rain in Seattle, while gravity still points down.
Gravity points down? Why do I need a seatbelt to keep me grounded then?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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July 1, 2011 at 11:12 am
Congrats, Gail!
July 1, 2011 at 11:13 am
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!
DITTO!
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July 1, 2011 at 11:16 am
Congratulations Gail!
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July 1, 2011 at 11:17 am
SQLRNNR (7/1/2011)
GSquared (7/1/2011)
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!In other breaking news, the sun rose in the east, and there's a chance of rain in Seattle, while gravity still points down.
Gravity points down? Why do I need a seatbelt to keep me grounded then?
I'm not going to say it has anything to do with large quantities of hot air ....
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 1, 2011 at 11:18 am
GSquared (7/1/2011)
SQLRNNR (7/1/2011)
GSquared (7/1/2011)
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!In other breaking news, the sun rose in the east, and there's a chance of rain in Seattle, while gravity still points down.
Gravity points down? Why do I need a seatbelt to keep me grounded then?
I'm not going to say it has anything to do with large quantities of hot air ....
Keyboard #2 for the day
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 1, 2011 at 11:25 am
GilaMonster (7/1/2011)
Gus, you own me a new keyboard!GSquared (7/1/2011)
I must be misunderstanding you. I've never before seen someone recommend hypocrisy before without it being essentially sarcastic.
He almost owed me one, too, when I read that!
-Ki
July 1, 2011 at 11:27 am
Jim Murphy (7/1/2011)
Oh, in case everyone didn't hear: Congratulations Gail for making MVP again!
Congratulations, Gail!
-Ki
July 1, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Since I probably won't be on the site over the weekend (very busy weekend and holiday planned):
Happy 4th to all y'all 'Mericans!
Happy "Good Riddance to America Day" to you Brits.
Have a nice weekend to everyone else.
🙂
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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July 1, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Thanks everyone. Wasn't actually planning on announcing it here.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm
GilaMonster (7/1/2011)
Thanks everyone. Wasn't actually planning on announcing it here.
Thankful that you received it, but we didn't need anyone else's validation of your impact. 🙂
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