June 2, 2011 at 9:54 am
SQLRNNR (6/2/2011)
LutzM (6/2/2011)
To quote from a thread I've been involved:Also, I will start to participate on the site more often. It has always been useful and seems to be very helpful and friendly.
What else can we ask for?
To be paid?
Sure, you can ask for it. But I've made the experience not always to get what I ask for. 😉
June 2, 2011 at 10:02 am
LutzM (6/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (6/2/2011)
LutzM (6/2/2011)
To quote from a thread I've been involved:Also, I will start to participate on the site more often. It has always been useful and seems to be very helpful and friendly.
What else can we ask for?
To be paid?
Sure, you can ask for it. But I've made the experience not always to get what I ask for. 😉
Geez, burst my bubble.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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June 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
SQLRNNR (6/2/2011)
LutzM (6/2/2011)
To quote from a thread I've been involved:Also, I will start to participate on the site more often. It has always been useful and seems to be very helpful and friendly.
What else can we ask for?
To be paid?
You're not being paid??? Hmm, that's strange, I thought we all (what Steve? Shut-up? oh, that's a special deal? oh, okay...)
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
June 2, 2011 at 10:30 am
Does anyone have any experience with SQL XDetails[/url]? I saw a link on the site here, and am wondering what others think. Also... the link implies a free version, but I see a purchase. Do you know if the free version is limited (features/time/etc).
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
June 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
I finally took time to find this.... just for Jason.
http://www.musicbuzzer.com/randy-newman/naked-man-video.html
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 2, 2011 at 10:44 am
WayneS (6/2/2011)
Does anyone have any experience with SQL XDetails[/url]? I saw a link on the site here, and am wondering what others think. Also... the link implies a free version, but I see a purchase. Do you know if the free version is limited (features/time/etc).
There's a free version. Check the download page for purchase details. It doesn't say what limitations, if any, the free version has, it just implies (on the purchase page) that there are some.
Lots of small-time start-up software companies look like this one. Personally, I'd want to see source code or have it analyzed and certified by CNet or someone, before I'd put it on a production system.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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June 2, 2011 at 11:28 am
WayneS (6/2/2011)
SQLRNNR (6/2/2011)
LutzM (6/2/2011)
To quote from a thread I've been involved:Also, I will start to participate on the site more often. It has always been useful and seems to be very helpful and friendly.
What else can we ask for?
To be paid?
You're not being paid??? Hmm, that's strange, I thought we all (what Steve? Shut-up? oh, that's a special deal? oh, okay...)
So Wayne, how much is it that you're paying Steve?
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
June 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
So, who else will be coming to SQL Saturday #75? I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone. (which is also not accepting voicemails right now, but that's a different story. Makes it hard to get callbacks from fence/deck contractors though)
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
June 2, 2011 at 12:39 pm
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.
Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
Jim Murphy
http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
@SQLMurph
June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Jim Murphy (6/2/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
We just got new desk phones here at work. The company had someone come in and train everyone on the spiffy (actually totally common) features of the phone. The only interesting new feature is that when someone leaves you a voice message, a .wav file is forwarded to your email as well.
I asked her if anyone had yet said "What's a dial tone?" She said not yet, but I'm sure it is coming.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
June 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (6/2/2011)
Jim Murphy (6/2/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
We just got new desk phones here at work. The company had someone come in and train everyone on the spiffy (actually totally common) features of the phone. The only interesting new feature is that when someone leaves you a voice message, a .wav file is forwarded to your email as well.
I asked her if anyone had yet said "What's a dial tone?" She said not yet, but I'm sure it is coming.
And you passed on the opportunity?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
June 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (6/2/2011)
Jim Murphy (6/2/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
We just got new desk phones here at work. The company had someone come in and train everyone on the spiffy (actually totally common) features of the phone. The only interesting new feature is that when someone leaves you a voice message, a .wav file is forwarded to your email as well.
I asked her if anyone had yet said "What's a dial tone?" She said not yet, but I'm sure it is coming.
Okay, now I'm going to have to contact our support desk and report that my phone broken. It "makes a noise while I'm putting in the number to call". Support-ticket being fired up now!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
June 2, 2011 at 1:25 pm
SQLRNNR (6/2/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (6/2/2011)
Jim Murphy (6/2/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
We just got new desk phones here at work. The company had someone come in and train everyone on the spiffy (actually totally common) features of the phone. The only interesting new feature is that when someone leaves you a voice message, a .wav file is forwarded to your email as well.
I asked her if anyone had yet said "What's a dial tone?" She said not yet, but I'm sure it is coming.
And you passed on the opportunity?
Well, I'd already asked, wouldn't be as funny that way. Besides I'm wanting it to come from a youngin' who's never had a land-line.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
June 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
GSquared (6/2/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (6/2/2011)
Jim Murphy (6/2/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/2/2011)
I'm going to need to figure out how to hook up with you guys with an ancient, Twitter-impaired phone.Ha! Maybe you'll all have to post on The Thread. Let me guess, your phone doesn't do Internet either?
I'm pretty sure these newer phones still have some kind of 'calling' (last century) or 'texting' (last decade) feature. Everyone might still be backward compatible with your device.
There's a limitation on backward compatibility though. What was it? Ah yes, you need some sort of UniqueID that is all numbers with no @ before it. Some call it a Phone Number. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phone_number
We just got new desk phones here at work. The company had someone come in and train everyone on the spiffy (actually totally common) features of the phone. The only interesting new feature is that when someone leaves you a voice message, a .wav file is forwarded to your email as well.
I asked her if anyone had yet said "What's a dial tone?" She said not yet, but I'm sure it is coming.
Okay, now I'm going to have to contact our support desk and report that my phone broken. It "makes a noise while I'm putting in the number to call". Support-ticket being fired up now!
My phone is haunted! When I pick up the handle, it goes "ooooooooooo"
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
June 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm
LutzM (6/2/2011)
To quote from a thread I've been involved:Also, I will start to participate on the site more often. It has always been useful and seems to be very helpful and friendly.
What else can we ask for?
I just stumbled onto the thread. You may have created another SSC Addict. Very nice feedback from all perspectives!
There are no special teachers of virtue, because virtue is taught by the whole community.
--Plato
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