June 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm
May have to shut it for quite a long time too 😉
However long it takes.
Your running rhino icon looks naked, Jason.
Would you consider changing your handle to SQLStreaker? 😛
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Bob Hovious
I have given a nickname to Jason's pain.
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June 1, 2011 at 12:43 pm
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
May have to shut it for quite a long time too 😉
However long it takes.
Your running rhino icon looks naked, Jason.
Would you consider changing your handle to SQLStreaker? 😛
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Bob Hovious
I have given a nickname to Jason's pain.
maybe SQLSpeedo?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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June 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm
SQLRNNR (6/1/2011)
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
May have to shut it for quite a long time too 😉
However long it takes.
Your running rhino icon looks naked, Jason.
Would you consider changing your handle to SQLStreaker? 😛
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Bob Hovious
I have given a nickname to Jason's pain.
maybe SQLSpeedo?
SELECT DBA WHERE BathingSuit almost Nil?
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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June 1, 2011 at 12:59 pm
DBCC RunLikeHell
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
June 1, 2011 at 1:07 pm
GilaMonster (6/1/2011)
DBCC RunLikeHell
DBCC MyEyesMyEyesIveGoneBlind
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 1, 2011 at 1:12 pm
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
GilaMonster (6/1/2011)
DBCC RunLikeHellDBCC MyEyesMyEyesIveGoneBlind
SOM
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
June 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
GilaMonster (6/1/2011)
DBCC RunLikeHellDBCC MyEyesMyEyesIveGoneBlind
Waitasecondheeeeerrrreeee....
You're good with him Nekkid, but the Speedo's a problem?
Hmmmm... I smells a rat.
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]
Twitter: @AnyWayDBA
June 1, 2011 at 2:13 pm
SOM
Somebody remembered!
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 1, 2011 at 2:41 pm
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
SOM
Somebody remembered!
LASHIWAB!
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How to post performance problems[/url]
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
June 1, 2011 at 2:46 pm
jcrawf02 (6/1/2011)
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
SOM
Somebody remembered!
LASHIWAB!
:unsure: :alien:
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]
Twitter: @AnyWayDBA
June 1, 2011 at 3:14 pm
GilaMonster (6/1/2011)
DBCC RunLikeHell
DBCC LMBOAGail
June 1, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Rich Yarger (6/1/2011)
GilaMonster (6/1/2011)
DBCC RunLikeHellDBCC LMBOAGail
LOL, maybe Gail needs a
DBCC JobChange ('<html><submit url="www.dice.com" attach="resume.doc">')
June 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Ok, worst joke I never got:
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
Wut? How is a mosquito a vector?
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
June 1, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Craig Farrell (6/1/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/1/2011)
The Dixie Flatline (6/1/2011)
SOM
Somebody remembered!
LASHIWAB!
:unsure: :alien:
Think this one was Matt Whitfield's fault, couple years ago in The Thread; if I remember correctly: LASHIWAB = Laughed Aloud So Hard I Wee'd A Bit
Actually shows up on google, (site:sqlservercentral.com LASHIWAB), but it takes me to the newsletter, not the post. 😀
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
June 1, 2011 at 3:51 pm
jcrawf02 (6/1/2011)
Ok, worst joke I never got:"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
Wut? How is a mosquito a vector?
Maybe this is the relationship?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_control
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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