Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/24/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/24/2011)


    Plus, if the person gets undercover help and succeeds, they're going to be asked to do more that they're going to need help with. It becomes a never-ending situation.

    This is the thing I'd worry about. It's human nature to take advantage of a situation, especially when you're removed from dealing with it by another person.

    I'd point him in the right direction for training, and offer to train him a bit for your rate, maybe hitting high points of what he should learn.

    Or maybe you would take a meeting with the boss and explain what works and what value support brings. I might invest that much in a friend.

    Yup. I need to find a diplomatic yet conclusive turn-down. Firstly I can't morally accept payment when I know that it's an individual not a company paying and that he can't afford the rate, secondly I don't think he understands the scope of the problem. There's far more to tuning a server than fixing a single query.

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  • I'm probably going to get lynched for this one, but ... It is a valid scenario. Honest.

    Thoughts?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1114315-149-1.aspx

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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2011)


    I'm probably going to get lynched for this one, but ... It is a valid scenario. Honest.

    Thoughts?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1114315-149-1.aspx

    Sorry Brandie, I haven't a clue.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2011)


    I'm probably going to get lynched for this one, but ... It is a valid scenario. Honest.

    Thoughts?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1114315-149-1.aspx

    Not entirely sure, but I may have just provided the rope. 😉

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  • jcrawf02 (5/24/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/24/2011)


    I'm probably going to get lynched for this one, but ... It is a valid scenario. Honest.

    Thoughts?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1114315-149-1.aspx

    Not entirely sure, but I may have just provided the rope. 😉

    Hee. Just for that, I have linked to you. Shame on your workplace for not allowing my blog! @=)

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  • GilaMonster (5/24/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/24/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/24/2011)


    Plus, if the person gets undercover help and succeeds, they're going to be asked to do more that they're going to need help with. It becomes a never-ending situation.

    This is the thing I'd worry about. It's human nature to take advantage of a situation, especially when you're removed from dealing with it by another person.

    I'd point him in the right direction for training, and offer to train him a bit for your rate, maybe hitting high points of what he should learn.

    Or maybe you would take a meeting with the boss and explain what works and what value support brings. I might invest that much in a friend.

    Yup. I need to find a diplomatic yet conclusive turn-down. Firstly I can't morally accept payment when I know that it's an individual not a company paying and that he can't afford the rate, secondly I don't think he understands the scope of the problem. There's far more to tuning a server than fixing a single query.

    "Sorry, but no. I just don't have the time to do this. I strongly suggest hiring a consultant."?

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  • WayneS (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/24/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/24/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/24/2011)


    Plus, if the person gets undercover help and succeeds, they're going to be asked to do more that they're going to need help with. It becomes a never-ending situation.

    This is the thing I'd worry about. It's human nature to take advantage of a situation, especially when you're removed from dealing with it by another person.

    I'd point him in the right direction for training, and offer to train him a bit for your rate, maybe hitting high points of what he should learn.

    Or maybe you would take a meeting with the boss and explain what works and what value support brings. I might invest that much in a friend.

    Yup. I need to find a diplomatic yet conclusive turn-down. Firstly I can't morally accept payment when I know that it's an individual not a company paying and that he can't afford the rate, secondly I don't think he understands the scope of the problem. There's far more to tuning a server than fixing a single query.

    "Sorry, but no. I just don't have the time to do this. I strongly suggest hiring a consultant."?

    The only thing I worry about there (though there's really nothing that can be done) is that he'll try to hire a consultant out of his own pocket and the only people he'll get at that price are either people who don't know what they're doing or people who are just out to cheat him. You could suggest the company hire a consultant and that he could learn from that consultant, but he won't like that either. It is a no-win situation at this point.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (5/25/2011)


    WayneS (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/24/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/24/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/24/2011)


    Plus, if the person gets undercover help and succeeds, they're going to be asked to do more that they're going to need help with. It becomes a never-ending situation.

    This is the thing I'd worry about. It's human nature to take advantage of a situation, especially when you're removed from dealing with it by another person.

    I'd point him in the right direction for training, and offer to train him a bit for your rate, maybe hitting high points of what he should learn.

    Or maybe you would take a meeting with the boss and explain what works and what value support brings. I might invest that much in a friend.

    Yup. I need to find a diplomatic yet conclusive turn-down. Firstly I can't morally accept payment when I know that it's an individual not a company paying and that he can't afford the rate, secondly I don't think he understands the scope of the problem. There's far more to tuning a server than fixing a single query.

    "Sorry, but no. I just don't have the time to do this. I strongly suggest hiring a consultant."?

    The only thing I worry about there (though there's really nothing that can be done) is that he'll try to hire a consultant out of his own pocket and the only people he'll get at that price are either people who don't know what they're doing or people who are just out to cheat him. You could suggest the company hire a consultant and that he could learn from that consultant, but he won't like that either. It is a no-win situation at this point.

    a la nez

    Have the company hire a consultant.

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  • Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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  • GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    Are these the extra breakout sessions that cost extra?

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  • SQLRNNR (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    Are these the extra breakout sessions that cost extra?

    Not breakout (that's a tech-ed term, PASS equivalent would be spotlight). Full day pre-conference seminar. Yes, they cost extra

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    If I could afford it I would. I'd love to hear that.

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  • GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    Are these the extra breakout sessions that cost extra?

    Not breakout (that's a tech-ed term, PASS equivalent would be spotlight). Full day pre-conference seminar. Yes, they cost extra

    I'm in the process of putting together a request for my employer to send me to the summit this year. If they won't pay, I'll finance it myself, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford the extra cost for this. So, yes, I plan to be at the PASS Summit this year, but I don't know yet if I'll be able to be at your spotlight seminar.

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  • GSquared (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    SQLRNNR (5/25/2011)


    GilaMonster (5/25/2011)


    Grant and I are talking Execution plans for a whole day at PASS Summit this year.

    You are all coming? Right?

    Are these the extra breakout sessions that cost extra?

    Not breakout (that's a tech-ed term, PASS equivalent would be spotlight). Full day pre-conference seminar. Yes, they cost extra

    I'm in the process of putting together a request for my employer to send me to the summit this year. If they won't pay, I'll finance it myself, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford the extra cost for this. So, yes, I plan to be at the PASS Summit this year, but I don't know yet if I'll be able to be at your spotlight seminar.

    I am in the same boat.

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  • I will most probably be there for the Summit (Got the OK from my CTO already) but not sure about the Pre-Con. I havent asked yet.

    -Roy

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