May 10, 2011 at 11:47 pm
Jeff Moden (5/10/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/10/2011)
Just rated some sessions for the PASS Summit. This has to be one of the poorest implementations of a rating tool I've seen, but I did manage to get Gail's, Wayne's, Jeff's, and Grant's sessions picked.http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2011/Speakers/SessionPreferencing.aspx?spid=113&p=1&preferred=False
Absolutely awesome, Steve. I didn't know such a thing existed. Thank you very much for the votes. Let's see if we can get everyone on thread to vote.
Shameless beg... I REALLY like teaching and, even though I have to pay for everything myself, I'd love the opportunity to present at this year's PASS. :w00t:
I voted for your sessions Jeff. And for the other sessions of Threadizens.
(they all seem mighty interesting)
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May 10, 2011 at 11:53 pm
Koen Verbeeck (5/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (5/10/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/10/2011)
Just rated some sessions for the PASS Summit. This has to be one of the poorest implementations of a rating tool I've seen, but I did manage to get Gail's, Wayne's, Jeff's, and Grant's sessions picked.http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2011/Speakers/SessionPreferencing.aspx?spid=113&p=1&preferred=False
Absolutely awesome, Steve. I didn't know such a thing existed. Thank you very much for the votes. Let's see if we can get everyone on thread to vote.
Shameless beg... I REALLY like teaching and, even though I have to pay for everything myself, I'd love the opportunity to present at this year's PASS. :w00t:
I voted for your sessions Jeff. And for the other sessions of Threadizens.
(they all seem mighty interesting)
Awesome. Thanks, Koen. It took me a while to vote... first, the Threadizens and not just because they're on SSC... they all have interesting stuff. Then, for the other things that I'd like to see if I get there.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
May 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm
bitbucket-25253 (5/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (5/10/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/10/2011)
Just rated some sessions for the PASS Summit. This has to be one of the poorest implementations of a rating tool I've seen, but I did manage to get Gail's, Wayne's, Jeff's, and Grant's sessions picked.http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2011/Speakers/SessionPreferencing.aspx?spid=113&p=1&preferred=False
Absolutely awesome, Steve. I didn't know such a thing existed. Thank you very much for the votes. Let's see if we can get everyone on thread to vote.
Shameless beg... I REALLY like teaching and, even though I have to pay for everything myself, I'd love the opportunity to present at this year's PASS. :w00t:
Voted for you ..... good luck with it ...
Edited to add .. also voted for Gail, Grant, Stve and WayneS ... in fact for all the denizens of the thread ...
Thanks Ron. I appreciate it.
We''l know in a couple of days if I got picked for SQL Server Saturday #75 in Columbus. Definitely looking forward to see you in person, again,
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
May 11, 2011 at 5:47 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/10/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (5/10/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/9/2011)
I've got a MSDN Livemeeting going on this afternoon (European time). Two demo's of each 15 minutes, so 30 minutes of talking.Any tips from the professionals around here on preparation?
(I'd say drink a lot of water, but then I'm afraid I will have to go to the bathroom :-))
If I'm not too late...
Drink some hot water or hot tea before the presentation to loosen up your throat. Coffee & soda = BAD. Make sure you do go to the bathroom before your presentation, and speak from your diaphragm, not your throat / upper lungs. (Draw your breaths in deep, towards the stomach and diaphragm, and push them out the same way.)
Hmmmm, next time I will drink some soup. Will that work?
Depends on the type of soup. Chicken or beef broth based soups (or just broth) are okay. But anything creamy or with milk in it is a bad idea as it coats your throat and makes it close up. That's why you don't want to drink anything cold either.
May 11, 2011 at 5:56 am
Shameless self-promotion moment, for which I will probably get thwacked. @=)
The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) will be in Washington D.C. on May 20th, doing a mass autograph session from 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. (or 7:30, I can't remember which) in the Washington Hilton (1919 Connecticut NW). This event is open to the public and I will be one of the signing authors.
I will have copies of all three Pirate books and "A Career Guide to Your Job in Hell" for sale and am also willing to sign any copies you may already have of Transformers: Legends or Shadowrun books that I've proofread / written for.
If you're in the area, I'd love to see you.
EDIT: Almost forgot the link of authors who said they'd be there: http://www.sfwa.org/nebula-weekend/events-program/book-signing/[/url]
May 11, 2011 at 6:04 am
Brandie Tarvin (5/11/2011)
Shameless self-promotion moment, for which I will probably get thwacked. @=)The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) will be in Washington D.C. on May 20th, doing a mass autograph session from 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. (or 7:30, I can't remember which) in the Washington Hilton (1919 Connecticut NW). This event is open to the public and I will be one of the signing authors.
I will have copies of all three Pirate books and "A Career Guide to Your Job in Hell" for sale and am also willing to sign any copies you may already have of Transformers: Legends or Shadowrun books that I've proofread / written for.
If you're in the area, I'd love to see you.
EDIT: Almost forgot the link of authors who said they'd be there: http://www.sfwa.org/nebula-weekend/events-program/book-signing/[/url]
Will you be signing with a certificate or will you be using an asymmetric key ? :hehe: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb669102.aspx
Just preventing the thwacking 😉
Good luck on the event !
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- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
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May 11, 2011 at 6:10 am
ALZDBA (5/11/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (5/11/2011)
Shameless self-promotion moment, for which I will probably get thwacked. @=)The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) will be in Washington D.C. on May 20th, doing a mass autograph session from 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. (or 7:30, I can't remember which) in the Washington Hilton (1919 Connecticut NW). This event is open to the public and I will be one of the signing authors.
I will have copies of all three Pirate books and "A Career Guide to Your Job in Hell" for sale and am also willing to sign any copies you may already have of Transformers: Legends or Shadowrun books that I've proofread / written for.
If you're in the area, I'd love to see you.
EDIT: Almost forgot the link of authors who said they'd be there: http://www.sfwa.org/nebula-weekend/events-program/book-signing/[/url]
Will you be signing with a certificate or will you be using an asymmetric key ? :hehe:
Certificate, but you must supply your own SSL portal.
ALZDBA (5/11/2011)
Just preventing the thwacking 😉Good luck on the event !
Hee. @=) And thanks.
May 11, 2011 at 7:24 am
Craig Farrell (5/10/2011)
Hey all, sorry I fell off the earth a bit, even when I had an article go up. Thanks for the applause those who posted, and specifically to Koen for fielding the one specific question that came up. 🙂In regards to this series I'm writing, a question for the folks here. Which of these would you like to see more:
- A business side look at why businesses should hire DBA's, and where's the value over hiring app programmers who can write sql.
- Moving on: How to work with your employer to NOT burn your bridges.
- Team dynamics: Ways to become involved with your new employer successfully.
Can PM me if we don't want to fire up a long discussion here.
Last one
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May 11, 2011 at 7:43 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/10/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (5/10/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/9/2011)
I've got a MSDN Livemeeting going on this afternoon (European time). Two demo's of each 15 minutes, so 30 minutes of talking.Any tips from the professionals around here on preparation?
(I'd say drink a lot of water, but then I'm afraid I will have to go to the bathroom :-))
If I'm not too late...
Drink some hot water or hot tea before the presentation to loosen up your throat. Coffee & soda = BAD. Make sure you do go to the bathroom before your presentation, and speak from your diaphragm, not your throat / upper lungs. (Draw your breaths in deep, towards the stomach and diaphragm, and push them out the same way.)
Hmmmm, next time I will drink some soup. Will that work?
The speaking-from-the-stomach-thing isn't something I'm very good at, but I will try to work on it.
Thanks for the advice. (I have more sessions to give in the coming months, so it sure will come in handy)
Chicken broth should work really well.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 11, 2011 at 7:44 am
Brandie Tarvin (5/11/2011)
Shameless self-promotion moment, for which I will probably get thwacked. @=)The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) will be in Washington D.C. on May 20th, doing a mass autograph session from 5:30 to 7:00 p.m. (or 7:30, I can't remember which) in the Washington Hilton (1919 Connecticut NW). This event is open to the public and I will be one of the signing authors.
I will have copies of all three Pirate books and "A Career Guide to Your Job in Hell" for sale and am also willing to sign any copies you may already have of Transformers: Legends or Shadowrun books that I've proofread / written for.
If you're in the area, I'd love to see you.
EDIT: Almost forgot the link of authors who said they'd be there: http://www.sfwa.org/nebula-weekend/events-program/book-signing/[/url]
That sounds great, wish I could make it.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 11, 2011 at 10:07 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/11/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/10/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (5/10/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/9/2011)
I've got a MSDN Livemeeting going on this afternoon (European time). Two demo's of each 15 minutes, so 30 minutes of talking.Any tips from the professionals around here on preparation?
(I'd say drink a lot of water, but then I'm afraid I will have to go to the bathroom :-))
If I'm not too late...
Drink some hot water or hot tea before the presentation to loosen up your throat. Coffee & soda = BAD. Make sure you do go to the bathroom before your presentation, and speak from your diaphragm, not your throat / upper lungs. (Draw your breaths in deep, towards the stomach and diaphragm, and push them out the same way.)
Hmmmm, next time I will drink some soup. Will that work?
The speaking-from-the-stomach-thing isn't something I'm very good at, but I will try to work on it.
Thanks for the advice. (I have more sessions to give in the coming months, so it sure will come in handy)
Chicken broth should work really well.
yum - chicken broth sounds gravy to me
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 11, 2011 at 10:11 am
GilaMonster (5/10/2011)
GSquared (5/10/2011)
Gail, sent four devs to your Catch-All Queries blog entry today. Thanks again for writing that. They all got it and one even got excited about it. That makes about 10-billion people I've had to refer over there. (I might be exagerating that last bit by a slight amount.)One of them got excited? Chain him to the desk! He cannot be allowed to leave. :hehe:
Talk about timely, my boss just came over and asked me to write a catch-all query. I'm off to read! Thanks Gail!
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
May 11, 2011 at 10:54 am
Stefan Krzywicki (5/11/2011)
GilaMonster (5/10/2011)
GSquared (5/10/2011)
Gail, sent four devs to your Catch-All Queries blog entry today. Thanks again for writing that. They all got it and one even got excited about it. That makes about 10-billion people I've had to refer over there. (I might be exagerating that last bit by a slight amount.)One of them got excited? Chain him to the desk! He cannot be allowed to leave. :hehe:
Talk about timely, my boss just came over and asked me to write a catch-all query. I'm off to read! Thanks Gail!
I actually had to run some of the code snippets so I could understand what you were talking about. Neat stuff, Gail. Thanks for being so detailed in your post.
May 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Brandie Tarvin (5/11/2011)
That's why you don't want to drink anything cold either.
Ha! After a presentation 6 or 7 beers and your throat won't hurt at all 😛
May 11, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Brandie Tarvin (5/11/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/10/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (5/10/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (5/9/2011)
I've got a MSDN Livemeeting going on this afternoon (European time). Two demo's of each 15 minutes, so 30 minutes of talking.Any tips from the professionals around here on preparation?
(I'd say drink a lot of water, but then I'm afraid I will have to go to the bathroom :-))
If I'm not too late...
Drink some hot water or hot tea before the presentation to loosen up your throat. Coffee & soda = BAD. Make sure you do go to the bathroom before your presentation, and speak from your diaphragm, not your throat / upper lungs. (Draw your breaths in deep, towards the stomach and diaphragm, and push them out the same way.)
Hmmmm, next time I will drink some soup. Will that work?
Depends on the type of soup. Chicken or beef broth based soups (or just broth) are okay. But anything creamy or with milk in it is a bad idea as it coats your throat and makes it close up. That's why you don't want to drink anything cold either.
Scotch broth, cock-a-leekie, highland lentil soup, and Garlic soup are all good; but if you use the last try not to breath on the audience. Lemon juice mixed with lukewarm water is pretty good too.
Tom
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