Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/21/2011)


    Oh. Em. Gee.

    Are you guys having a deep technical discussion on some type of performance testing? Shouldn't that be a thread somewhere else besides The Thread?

    Heh, the original purpose was to share an amusing moment and ask a generic question about running into issues while exploring something. So to answer your question, yes.

    And OMG? You've been hanging out with the kids too much. πŸ˜›


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  • I have been hanging with the kids. That's how my daughter says it to me. "Oh Em Gee, Dad"

  • Craig Farrell (4/20/2011)


    You know, this is why I'm never quite sure if I should write tech articles. ...

    So for the rest of you tech article writer/bloggers, instead of helping me on this, what the heck do you do when you go sailing headfirst into things of this nature? πŸ˜€

    Ran into something like that very recently. My expected result on an article I'm writing was completely different from my actual result, on some performance testing. Since my expected result was based on just about every review I've ever seen of one of the things I was testing, this was quite a surprise. So I dumped the article I was writing, and wrote something about the surprise instead.

    Jeff saw a very rough draft of it, so he knows what I'm talking about. Everyone else will just have to wait till I get off my lazy butt and finish a more final draft and submit it. Which should be next week some time.

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  • Koen Verbeeck (4/20/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/20/2011)


    Under your table name, click on the Columns folder and drag it to your query window and you get a complete list of all your columns. A time saver and makes me less likely to use * even in quick queries I don't intend to use more than once.

    :w00t: That's awesome!

    Another neat little trick is selecting code with the ALT pressed. It allows you to select a block of code, so you can easy allign it with something else.

    (maybe you all know this already :-))

    Did you know that most windows programs (including SSMS; not Notepad) allow you to select COLUMNS of text? Position the cursor at the starting position, and while holding down the ALT key, drag to select across multiple rows/columns and release the ALT key. Then that selected text can be deleted, indented, etc.

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  • Another handy little tip.

    If you run SQL Server on a personal laptop / PC with the services set to MANUAL instead of AUTOMATIC, starting the SQL Server Agent Service will force the SQL Server Service to start also (since the former is dependent on the later).

    This saves a little time because you don't have to start both services. Just start the dependent one and it will start both without additional clicking.

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  • I haven't gone through all the QotDs yet. Can someone tell me if there's been one on identities and transactions?

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  • Brandie Tarvin (4/22/2011)


    I haven't gone through all the QotDs yet. Can someone tell me if there's been one on identities and transactions?

    Just on transactions (not specifically including identities)

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  • WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Koen Verbeeck (4/20/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (4/20/2011)


    Under your table name, click on the Columns folder and drag it to your query window and you get a complete list of all your columns. A time saver and makes me less likely to use * even in quick queries I don't intend to use more than once.

    :w00t: That's awesome!

    Another neat little trick is selecting code with the ALT pressed. It allows you to select a block of code, so you can easy allign it with something else.

    (maybe you all know this already :-))

    Did you know that most windows programs (including SSMS; not Notepad) allow you to select COLUMNS of text? Position the cursor at the starting position, and while holding down the ALT key, drag to select across multiple rows/columns and release the ALT key. Then that selected text can be deleted, indented, etc.

    :w00t: I did not know that.

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  • Koen Verbeeck (4/22/2011)


    WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Did you know that most windows programs (including SSMS; not Notepad) allow you to select COLUMNS of text? Position the cursor at the starting position, and while holding down the ALT key, drag to select across multiple rows/columns and release the ALT key. Then that selected text can be deleted, indented, etc.

    :w00t: I did not know that.

    Intedesting!

    Most people don't. Makes it a lot easier for capitalizing SQL code if it's formatted nicely to begin with. πŸ˜‰

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    Common date/time routines
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  • WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Koen Verbeeck (4/22/2011)


    WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Did you know that most windows programs (including SSMS; not Notepad) allow you to select COLUMNS of text? Position the cursor at the starting position, and while holding down the ALT key, drag to select across multiple rows/columns and release the ALT key. Then that selected text can be deleted, indented, etc.

    :w00t: I did not know that.

    Intedesting!

    Most people don't. Makes it a lot easier for capitalizing SQL code if it's formatted nicely to begin with. πŸ˜‰

    That's one of the ones I'm always worried they're going to get rid of with the next version of MS products since so few people know about it.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (4/22/2011)


    WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Koen Verbeeck (4/22/2011)


    WayneS (4/22/2011)


    Did you know that most windows programs (including SSMS; not Notepad) allow you to select COLUMNS of text? Position the cursor at the starting position, and while holding down the ALT key, drag to select across multiple rows/columns and release the ALT key. Then that selected text can be deleted, indented, etc.

    :w00t: I did not know that.

    Intedesting!

    Most people don't. Makes it a lot easier for capitalizing SQL code if it's formatted nicely to begin with. πŸ˜‰

    That's one of the ones I'm always worried they're going to get rid of with the next version of MS products since so few people know about it.

    It's a quite handy trick that I like.

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  • What? I didn't know that. Man, after all these years, I think I need to read a modern Windows manual once again.

    Thanks for the tip!

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  • So now we have someone saying don't REORG indexes only REBUILD and you don't need to do statistics maintenance.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1094168-146-3.aspx

    I hope my reply isn't too terse. I made it at 2:30am my time, but I couldn't not respond.

  • Jack Corbett (4/23/2011)


    So now we have someone saying don't REORG indexes only REBUILD and you don't need to do statistics maintenance.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1094168-146-3.aspx

    I hope my reply isn't too terse. I made it at 2:30am my time, but I couldn't not respond.

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