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  • Grant Fritchey (4/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (4/18/2011)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (4/18/2011)


    London's calling....

    http://bit.ly/gTGBr8

    (and my bank account is crying)

    That would be a nice trip.

    Yup. Booked flights so that I get 4 and a bit days at leisure in the UK after the course. Haven't yet decided where I'll go.

    Oh man, they couldn't do it in July. I'll be over there from the 11th to the 22nd.

    I know, the ultimate in bad timing. I'm flying home on the 29th June.

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  • GilaMonster (4/18/2011)


    London's calling....

    http://bit.ly/gTGBr8

    (and my bank account is crying)

    My bank account is crying so loud, I can't even hear London calling ....

    ( altough it reminds me of a great song some decades ago by The Clash [howling]x6 )

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  • ALZDBA (4/19/2011)

    ( altough it reminds me of a great song some decades ago by The Clash [howling]x6 )

    Thanks, this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day πŸ™‚

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  • Koen Verbeeck (4/19/2011)


    ALZDBA (4/19/2011)

    ( altough it reminds me of a great song some decades ago by The Clash [howling]x6 )

    Thanks, this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day πŸ™‚

    That has been my good deed for the day πŸ˜€

    Johan

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    Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
    but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:

    - How to post Performance Problems
    - How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]

    - How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt

    press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution πŸ˜€

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  • ALZDBA (4/19/2011)


    GilaMonster (4/18/2011)


    London's calling....

    http://bit.ly/gTGBr8

    (and my bank account is crying)

    My bank account is crying so loud, I can't even hear London calling ....

    ( altough it reminds me of a great song some decades ago by The Clash [howling]x6 )

    Yeah, I was there too...

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  • And once again Celko sticks his nose where it really wasn't needed. The OPs question had already been answered.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/19/2011)


    And once again Celko sticks his nose where it really wasn't needed. The OPs question had already been answered.

    Is it bad that after April Fool's the first thing I did on a comment about Celko was double check I wasn't getting Rick-Rolled again? πŸ˜›


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  • Craig Farrell (4/19/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (4/19/2011)


    And once again Celko sticks his nose where it really wasn't needed. The OPs question had already been answered.

    Is it bad that after April Fool's the first thing I did on a comment about Celko was double check I wasn't getting Rick-Rolled again? πŸ˜›

    YESSS!!!!

    Woohooo! I win!!!!

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  • Lynn Pettis (4/19/2011)


    And once again Celko sticks his nose where it really wasn't needed. The OPs question had already been answered.

    And Joe's answer, while demanding that others follow published standards, was itself a gross violation of data architectural standards. Though I have to admit, I'm getting tired of calling him on his hypocrisy.

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  • I'm going to violate the rule and add a "technical" question to The Thread under the caveat that I don't really need an answer for a problem so much as I'm just curious...

    At my workplace, we often have a need to manually INSERT hard data from one environment to the next. Say I have Table1 on my Dev database. I want to take some or all of that data and insert it into Table1 in Test. Now, I can't use the Import / Export wizard because this insertion is part of our SDLC. So, while I could create an SSIS package (or use the wizard to do it), sometimes it's just easier, especially with small tables, to force the data into an INSERT T-SQL statement.

    Some people are fond of doing this as multiple single INSERT statements (INSERT ... SELECT ...; INSERT .... SELECT ...;). Me, I like using 1 INSERT clause and then a SELECT .... UNION ALL SELECT ... type of format.

    If you had to choose between the two T-SQL options, which would you choose and why?

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  • Brandie Tarvin (4/19/2011)


    Some people are fond of doing this as multiple single INSERT statements (INSERT ... SELECT ...; INSERT .... SELECT ...;). Me, I like using 1 INSERT clause and then a SELECT .... UNION ALL SELECT ... type of format.

    If you had to choose between the two T-SQL options, which would you choose and why?

    Bwah, it depends πŸ™‚

    The 1 INSERT clause is immediately a single batch/transaction, while the multiple INSERT ... SELECT can more easily be seperated in multiple batches/transactions.

    If it was quite a lot of data, I would go for the multiple causes, just to avoid that the whole transaction could roll back.

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  • Brandie, if I was using 2008, I'd use the INSERT Values(), (), () thing. If 2005, most likely the union all, if the # of rows wasn't too high.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (4/19/2011)


    I'm going to violate the rule and add a "technical" question to The Thread under the caveat that I don't really need an answer for a problem so much as I'm just curious...

    At my workplace, we often have a need to manually INSERT hard data from one environment to the next. Say I have Table1 on my Dev database. I want to take some or all of that data and insert it into Table1 in Test. Now, I can't use the Import / Export wizard because this insertion is part of our SDLC. So, while I could create an SSIS package (or use the wizard to do it), sometimes it's just easier, especially with small tables, to force the data into an INSERT T-SQL statement.

    Some people are fond of doing this as multiple single INSERT statements (INSERT ... SELECT ...; INSERT .... SELECT ...;). Me, I like using 1 INSERT clause and then a SELECT .... UNION ALL SELECT ... type of format.

    If you had to choose between the two T-SQL options, which would you choose and why?

    If I'm automating, I use the seperate insert for each, even if it may not be as optimal. I've had UNION ALL's choke at around 2000 records.


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  • GilaMonster (4/18/2011)


    London's calling....

    http://bit.ly/gTGBr8

    (and my bank account is crying)

    I would love to attend that. Hopefully they will do the event in London next year when i'll be on a sql server contract. I'm currently working on Oracle so don't feel i'll benefit as much as I could.

  • WayneS (4/19/2011)


    Brandie, if I was using 2008, I'd use the INSERT Values(), (), () thing. If 2005, most likely the union all, if the # of rows wasn't too high.

    Same here.

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