April 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/12/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/12/2011)
I see SanDroid has started digging again...How deep can he dig before the heat makes him stop? Or do we have a new version of the China syndrome?
Is it possible? He says he's going to stop posting!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
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April 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Personal side note: OMGWTFBBQ. Today is annoying. I've got a failure in QA I can't reproduce in Dev with the same load files. Now I need to go through the entire schema with a fine toothed comb to figure out what didn't get into a rollscript.
I need a reversed trigger paintball marker today.
Just to add to the fun, I have a dental appointment in an hour to make things even more... pleasant.
EDIT: Ah, that's a little better. Sorry for the livejournal moment, but I needed to vent.
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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April 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm
I'M SPARTACUS!
Uh, I mean, I'm a Gila Monster too. Really.
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April 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/12/2011)
I'M SPARTACUS!Uh, I mean, I'm a Gila Monster too. Really.
Now may the confunsion really begin
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Craig Farrell (4/12/2011)
Personal side note: OMGWTFBBQ. Today is annoying. I've got a failure in QA I can't reproduce in Dev with the same load files. Now I need to go through the entire schema with a fine toothed comb to figure out what didn't get into a rollscript.I need a reversed trigger paintball marker today.
Just to add to the fun, I have a dental appointment in an hour to make things even more... pleasant.
EDIT: Ah, that's a little better. Sorry for the livejournal moment, but I needed to vent.
Hey - this is Grant. Did you try Red Gate's SQL Compare? It might be worth using the free trial - load it up, point it at both databases and sit back and wait....
April 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Chad Crawford (4/12/2011)
Craig Farrell (4/12/2011)
Personal side note: OMGWTFBBQ. Today is annoying. I've got a failure in QA I can't reproduce in Dev with the same load files. Now I need to go through the entire schema with a fine toothed comb to figure out what didn't get into a rollscript.I need a reversed trigger paintball marker today.
Just to add to the fun, I have a dental appointment in an hour to make things even more... pleasant.
EDIT: Ah, that's a little better. Sorry for the livejournal moment, but I needed to vent.
Hey -this is Grant. Did you try Red Gate's SQL Compare? It might be worth using the free trial - load it up, point it at both databases and sit back and wait....
Thanks Grant, this is Gail. I thought about it but the war to install 'new software' around here is... uncomfortable. Lockdown from on high. If I use my katana as a bargaining tool anymore HR said they'd reprimand me for having shinier things then the rest of the techies and making them jealous.
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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April 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm
You all are making me looking foolish because I am laughing when going through a SQL Forum. I am getting some strange looks. 😀
-Roy
April 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Roy Ernest (4/12/2011)
You all are making me looking foolish because I am laughing when going through a SQL Forum. I am getting some strange looks. 😀
Aw, join in , Roy; take a nice new avatar and sig. Then we can all be conused as to who's who.
Tom
April 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm
That was a great exchange - it was almost as if you guys had planned it that way.
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April 12, 2011 at 2:39 pm
WayneS (4/12/2011)
Jack Corbett (4/12/2011)
I'm sure y'all already know, but today is the last day of $299 price for SQLRally. Goes up to $349 tomorrow and then $399 May 1st. Also if you want to be in Grant's Performance Tuning pre-con you need to get in as it is filling up. The BI pre-con is filling up as well.Still not used to "Jack's" "new" avatar... I was sitting here thinking that this sure is an odd post for Gail to be posting.
8pm is unusual?
I was at a usergroup meeting
p.s. Ok, this is nuts.
Edit: sorry, I read you post as 'an odd time'
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
April 12, 2011 at 3:05 pm
I'm in!
@steve-2: how many active posters with GilaMonster avatars are needed before the cube icon in the SSC logo is replaced by a GilaMonster picture? 😛
April 12, 2011 at 3:16 pm
GilaMonster (4/12/2011)
WayneS (4/12/2011)
Jack Corbett (4/12/2011)
I'm sure y'all already know, but today is the last day of $299 price for SQLRally. Goes up to $349 tomorrow and then $399 May 1st. Also if you want to be in Grant's Performance Tuning pre-con you need to get in as it is filling up. The BI pre-con is filling up as well.Still not used to "Jack's" "new" avatar... I was sitting here thinking that this sure is an odd post for Gail to be posting.
8pm is unusual?
I was at a usergroup meeting
p.s. Ok, this is nuts.
But fun 😀
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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April 12, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Even when I know what's going on, I'm confused.
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April 12, 2011 at 3:38 pm
jcrawf02 (4/12/2011)
Even when I know what's going on, I'm confused.
How do you think I feel? :hehe:
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
April 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
GilaMonster (4/12/2011)
jcrawf02 (4/12/2011)
Even when I know what's going on, I'm confused.How do you think I feel? :hehe:
Keep in mind that it is April Fools month 😎
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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