Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Bruce W Cassidy (3/12/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]Congratulations Kimberly (or was it Kalen?) 😛 [/font]

    http://sqlinthewild.co.za/index.php/2009/01/22/bad-advice/#comment-2997

    Jack Corbett (3/12/2009)


    Yeah, congrats. I'm looking forward to (hope I haven't missed) the Simple-Talk article on Profiler and Execution Plans.

    Next week.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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  • [font="Verdana"]Aha! So you're actually another instance of Kimberly Tripp! 😛

    Reminds me about a (pascal) joke from a question asked of Niklaus Wirth. The question was "Does it bother you when people call you "worth" rather than "virt"?" To which the answer was: "Not at all. Some people call me by value, and some by reference."

    Warning: my memory for quotes is terribly inexact.

    [/font]

  • GilaMonster (3/12/2009)


    Bob Hovious (3/12/2009)


    I missed out on Babylon 5 🙁 It fell during a period of years where I never had time for TV.

    It's available on DVD. I highly recommend it. Excellent, excellent sci-fi show. I know Grant would agree with me

    Oh, yeah. I just wish Straczinski (sp?) had been able to get Crusade going strong. I've got complete Series, all the movies, the Lost Tales, Crusade & the NASTY Tales of the Rangers or whatever it's called. It's not all solid stuff, but once you get hooked, you get hooked.

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  • GilaMonster (3/12/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (3/12/2009)


    Did you notice that was the OP's first post?

    Yup. It factored into my decision to 'challenge' him. I'm curious how he's going to reply.

    Rule 1 of interviews, assume the interviewer knows more than you do.

    In the past I've had a couple candidates go immediately onto the 'no-hire' list when they answered my questions in a condescending, superior, 'look-down-nose' kind of way

    My favorite snooty response, mainly because I've received it several times, "You're being far too SQL Server specific. What happens when you need to switch platforms?" Well, yeah, we do that every other week... Or, you know, never in eight years. Whichever is longer.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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  • Lynn Pettis (3/12/2009)


    GilaMonster (3/12/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (3/12/2009)


    I have to agree as well. I'd love to get Babylon 5 on DVD.

    http://www.amazon.com/Babylon-5-Complete-Television-5-Pack/dp/B0001M3MXY/

    I just sent "she who must be obeyed" the link you provided.

    We'll see if I get it as a gift sometime this year.

    I saw the complete series at BJ's for $20/season. I about puked since I paid $50 and they were originally $80.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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  • Bob Hovious (3/12/2009)


    Congratulations, Gail 🙂 And congratulations also for being Geek of the Week.

    http://www.simple-talk.com/opinion/geek-of-the-week/gail-shaw-geek-of-the-week/

    Yeah, congrats.

    I confess I saw a tweet from someone over there looking for stories and I fed them a bit of info. All good though.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Alvin Ramard (3/12/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (3/12/2009)


    I'm just glad they're coming here instead of Google first 🙂

    Yeah. You can buy pork chops in bulk now and get a much better price.

    😛

    I know, it's better for them to come here where they have a better chance of getting the right information.

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  • Grant Fritchey (3/12/2009)


    My favorite snooty response, mainly because I've received it several times, "You're being far too SQL Server specific. What happens when you need to switch platforms?"

    My favorite response to that questions is, "You must like conducting interviews because if you do that, I'm off quicker than a prom dress." 😉 Heh... then I tell them what the fastest way is to clear a table... :w00t:

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • [font="Verdana"]I always remember that an interview cuts both ways. Sometimes in an interview, when you are asked a question, it's more about thinking... "if this is an organisation that does that, and confesses to it in an interview, do I really want to work here?"

    On the other hand, my current job I accepted after the second interview when I found out what was really happening (interview with my boss) versus the glossy "oh, everything is perfect here" interview I had in my first interview, which almost put me off the place. If the place was so perfect, why would they need someone like me?

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  • Okay guys, this is a good one, spoon feed me. Gail has already been there, too. You gotta check out the OP's latest post.

  • I have to wonder about that interview post when the OP kept referring to SQL Server 9 after being a DBA for a number of years. I've never heard anyone refer to SQL 2005 as SQL 9 before and it makes me wonder how much he really knows.



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  • Oh Boy! Double Posted Interview Questions that OP couldn't answer, here, and here

    Really makes you want to jump right and help, don't it? 😛

  • Alvin Ramard (3/12/2009)


    I've never heard anyone refer to SQL 2005 as SQL 9 before and it makes me wonder how much he really knows.

    I haven't. The only versions that I've heard referred to by number are 7 and earlier, and SQL11 (the mythical 'next major version of SQL Server')

    I admit I still sometimes refer to SQL 2008 as Katmai, because the name stuck during the earlier CTPs

    Lynn Pettis (3/12/2009)


    Really makes you want to jump right and help, don't it? 😛

    Indeed. Let me have a go... 😀

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Alvin Ramard (3/12/2009)


    I have to wonder about that interview post when the OP kept referring to SQL Server 9 after being a DBA for a number of years. I've never heard anyone refer to SQL 2005 as SQL 9 before and it makes me wonder how much he really knows.

    I have, but it's not common parlance. Usually I see versions with reference to security, but more in the form of 9.00.xxx than "SQL 9."

    K. Brian Kelley
    @kbriankelley

  • I see that everyone has answered the questions perfectly for the guy who had the interview. Perfect ...:-)

    From what I see, he wants the answers in a silver platter... 😀

    -Roy

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