April 8, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Jack Corbett (4/8/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/6/2011)
GSquared (4/6/2011)
Lynn Pettis (4/6/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/6/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/6/2011)
Roy Ernest (4/6/2011)
GilaMonster (4/6/2011)
Lynn Pettis (4/6/2011)
Star Trek (the Original)My mother loves both that and Thunderbirds.
Gail, Low blow aimed at Lynn... 🙂
I remember Star Trek Original though.
I remember ST original. Isn't that on TVLand now?
That's the thing.
I remember watching both The Monkeys and Original Star Trek as a kid, but they were both in reruns at that point. And I think they were for Brandie too. Starblazers was on around the time those reruns were playing.
Of course, I also remember watching Get Smart, McHales's Navy, Sgt. Bilko, Gilligan's Island, Life of Riley, Car 54, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, etc... but that was all reruns when I was a kid.
The shows that more accurately date me are the ones I watched in First Run: WKRP, Taxi, M*A*S*H, Magnum PI, Rockford Files, Buck Rogers, Battlestar Galactica, Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore, Happy Days, etc...
Of these (Get Smart, McHales's Navy, Sgt. Bilko, Gilligan's Island, Life of Riley, Car 54, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, etc...) I probably saw Sgt Bilko and Car 54 as reruns and remembering them, but the others I saw and remember as first run shows. You could also include Gomer Pyle USMC, The Adamms Family, The Munsters, Lost in Space.
Go Uncle Herman!!! (Extra points for anyone who can figure that one out. Kit, you don't qualify.)
Stefan's list sounds like what I remember seeing. Used to have every episode of M*A*S*H memorized.
The Munsters - easy cheesy lemon squeezy.
MASH is the best of the list so far. I remember all of those shows except Bilko and Life of Riley. I must have watched them all in rerun though.
I watched them all. MASH and Happy Days were regular shows in my life. Who else remembers Saturday night's with Captain Stubing and Tattoo! "De plane! De plane"
I watched those as well. So cheesy that they were fun to watch. What a dichotomy, Mr. Roarke and Khan!
April 9, 2011 at 9:45 am
Requesting a favor from the denizens of the thread. A fellow member of my user group (ONSIG) is striving to present at meetings such as SQL SAT's and has posted his presentation abstract at
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1091092-2889-1.aspx
It would be appreciated if you would critique his abstract
April 9, 2011 at 8:17 pm
bitbucket-25253 (4/9/2011)
Requesting a favor from the denizens of the thread. A fellow member of my user group (ONSIG) is striving to present at meetings such as SQL SAT's and has posted his presentation abstract athttp://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1091092-2889-1.aspx
It would be appreciated if you would critique his abstract
I took a look and made a couple comments/suggestions. I think it's a good topic.
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April 9, 2011 at 11:56 pm
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.
Thanks, folks.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
April 10, 2011 at 6:25 am
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Please send the code and instructions. Will begin testing within hours of receiving. (Also sent you an e-mail in case you misplaced my address)
April 10, 2011 at 6:53 am
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Send it on. 😀
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
April 10, 2011 at 4:00 pm
bitbucket-25253 (4/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Please send the code and instructions. Will begin testing within hours of receiving. (Also sent you an e-mail in case you misplaced my address)
Done. Thanks, Ron. I think you'll like the way the test script runs... there's almost nothing for the tester to do except copy the results grid to a spreadsheet and email the spreadsheet to me.
I also sent you a copy of the article. Any feedback would be appreciated.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
April 10, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Jeff Moden (4/10/2011)
bitbucket-25253 (4/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Please send the code and instructions. Will begin testing within hours of receiving. (Also sent you an e-mail in case you misplaced my address)
Done. Thanks, Ron. I think you'll like the way the test script runs... there's almost nothing for the tester to do except copy the results grid to a spreadsheet and email the spreadsheet to me.
I also sent you a copy of the article. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Tests using SQL 2005 and 2008 completed and e-mailed to you at 8 PM this date.
Now will slowly read the article, and more than likely send that to you either very late this evening or tomorrow AM.
April 10, 2011 at 7:36 pm
bitbucket-25253 (4/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (4/10/2011)
bitbucket-25253 (4/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Please send the code and instructions. Will begin testing within hours of receiving. (Also sent you an e-mail in case you misplaced my address)
Done. Thanks, Ron. I think you'll like the way the test script runs... there's almost nothing for the tester to do except copy the results grid to a spreadsheet and email the spreadsheet to me.
I also sent you a copy of the article. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Tests using SQL 2005 and 2008 completed and e-mailed to you at 8 PM this date.
Now will slowly read the article, and more than likely send that to you either very late this evening or tomorrow AM.
Ron, I just reviewed everything you sent back. You're freakin' awesome in your attention to detail. Thanks for the help.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
April 11, 2011 at 9:25 am
Happy Monday. :hehe:
April 11, 2011 at 9:34 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/11/2011)
Happy Monday. :hehe:
Almost finished for me.
Happy Monday everybody!
-- Gianluca Sartori
April 11, 2011 at 9:57 am
Jeff Moden (4/10/2011)
bitbucket-25253 (4/10/2011)
Jeff Moden (4/9/2011)
Shifting gears real hard, I'm finally done not only testing a fix to the Tally Table delimited string splitter performance problem, but I've also finished the article on it. IIRC, Wayne, Ron, and one other person (please remind me of who that was) volunteered to give it all the once over. If you have the time to do some testing and maybe check an article for errors, let me know and I'll send you a package in the email. I'd like to be able to submit it to Steve by Friday, Apr 15th.Thanks, folks.
Please send the code and instructions. Will begin testing within hours of receiving. (Also sent you an e-mail in case you misplaced my address)
Done. Thanks, Ron. I think you'll like the way the test script runs... there's almost nothing for the tester to do except copy the results grid to a spreadsheet and email the spreadsheet to me.
I also sent you a copy of the article. Any feedback would be appreciated.
Jeff, I never did get this. Did you miss my previous post to send it on?
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
April 11, 2011 at 10:41 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/11/2011)
Happy Monday. :hehe:
HA! As if.
Cluster down again. Much scrambling to get things working before the BU showed up.
Does it count as murder if I'm only killing a computer? (I'm having visions of Office Space and a certain printer).
April 11, 2011 at 10:44 am
Can someone point me to one of the posts where the keywords to make a cursor run as fast as possible are listed? I searched, but couldn't find what I was looking for. Something about Fast_Forward and some others, but after reading BOL I can't figure out what the others should be.
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April 11, 2011 at 10:57 am
Stefan Krzywicki (4/11/2011)
Can someone point me to one of the posts where the keywords to make a cursor run as fast as possible are listed? I searched, but couldn't find what I was looking for. Something about Fast_Forward and some others, but after reading BOL I can't figure out what the others should be.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/66097/
Edit: and http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/66494/
(sorry, couldn't resist...)
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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