Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • GilaMonster (3/11/2009)


    Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)


    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    Bet you a coffee that either he comes back with "No", or we never hear from him again.

    I think it might be a bit on the cold side by the time you got it.

  • Lynn Pettis (3/11/2009)


    GilaMonster (3/11/2009)


    Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)


    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    Bet you a coffee that either he comes back with "No", or we never hear from him again.

    I think it might be a bit on the cold side by the time you got it.

    I'll collect when (if) I meet Rod.

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  • Bob Hovious (3/11/2009)


    M R Ducks.

    No M R not.

    S M R. Look at M webbed feet.

    L I B !! M R Ducks.

    I haven't thought about that since I lived in Arkansas in the early 80s.

    Hmm, here's how it was when I learned it:

    ABCD puppies?

    LMNO puppies!

    SDR, CMPN?

    I'll let the readers figure out the translation for themselves. 😀

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  • :crazy: Dagnamit... Thats a tough cookie... ABCD and LMNO. Wow. I will never figure it out. Maybe the L part means "I will" ?? 😉

    -Roy

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  • Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)


    :crazy: Dagnamit... Thats a tough cookie... ABCD and LMNO. Wow. I will never figure it out. Maybe the L part means "I will" ?? 😉

    LNO

    😀



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  • Hey that guy is back and guess what... He has a Back up and he also has Transaction log back up... Wow

    Maybe I should have made the bet...:hehe:

    -Roy

  • Abby see the puppies? (Or I be see the puppies.)

    Well (or hell), them no puppies.

    Yes they are. See 'em peein' ??

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  • Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)


    Hey that guy is back and guess what... He has a Back up and he also has Transaction log back up... Wow

    Maybe I should have made the bet...:hehe:

    I wonder if he thought you were joking, and just is yanking your chain? ;>)

    Do blame you for not picking up on the bet - you didn't have the appropriate odds.

    Greg E

  • Pretty close, Bob. Well done. 🙂

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  • Bob, gotta ask, what is your avatar supposed to be?

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  • jcrawf02 (3/12/2009)


    Bob, gotta ask, what is your avatar supposed to be?

    Just don't touch anything with it on....

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_hazard

    Derek

  • Yeah... just call me "BioHazard Bob"...

    All of these are variations on a BioHazard symbol. There are dozens, if not hundreds, out there. I can pick one that suits my mood, but it's still recognizably the same emblem.

    Barry, would you prefer I used the original artwork for "Lord of the Pit" or perhaps "Earthbind" ??

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  • Ah, Lord Of The Pit was always one of my favorites. I had several decks based around him.

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  • Barry, You have kept us in the dark about this till now. Time to reveal it..:)

    ABCD puppies?

    LMNO puppies!

    SDR, CMPN?

    -Roy

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