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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:20 am

    #957642

    M R Ducks.

    No M R not.

    S M R. Look at M webbed feet.

    L I B !! M R Ducks.

    I haven't thought about that since I lived in Arkansas in the early 80s.

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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:21 am

    #957643

    I always loose the plot when all of them talk in Yodi language or these tongues...:-)

    -Roy

  • March 11, 2009 at 10:25 am

    #957650

    geez guys, take it easy! I'm trying to eat some Chinese here, and sucked down a whole lungful of rice laughing at "well oil beef honked"

    Phew . . .

    :hehe:

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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:27 am

    #957653

    Hey Roy, I will translate the Arkansian for you.

    Arkansas is infamous for bad grammar and promiscuous former presidents.

    Them are ducks.

    No them are not.

    Yes them are. Look at them webbed feet.

    Well, I'll be.... Them ARE ducks.

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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:31 am

    #957659

    Hey Bob,

    Now I got it... It was funny after I understood what it was.. :hehe:

    -Roy

  • March 11, 2009 at 10:35 am

    #957666

    Roy,

    Given where you're from and where you are nobody will expect you to understand Arkansian on your first exposure.

    🙂


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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:44 am

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    Edit:

    Alvin Ramard (3/11/2009)

    Roy,

    Given

    that it's Arkansas,

    nobody will expect you to understand Arkansian

    .

    😀

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  • March 11, 2009 at 10:55 am

    #957681

    lol... That was a good one...

    -Roy

  • March 11, 2009 at 10:59 am

    #957690

    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    -Roy

  • March 11, 2009 at 11:10 am

    #957700

    Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)

    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    I just checked his profile. He's a software engineer. That does not sound promising.


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  • March 11, 2009 at 11:15 am

    #957706

    Alvin Ramard (3/11/2009)

    Roy,

    Given where you're from and where you are nobody will expect you to understand Arkansian on your first exposure.

    🙂

    I'm from upstate NY and needed Bob's explanation as well. Too funny!

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  • March 11, 2009 at 11:19 am

    #957715

    We have lots of guys working from US. But this is way too much for me to understand... 🙂

    -Roy

  • March 11, 2009 at 11:20 am

    #957716

    Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)

    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    Bet you a coffee that either he comes back with "No", or we never hear from him again.

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  • March 11, 2009 at 11:22 am

    #957720

    GilaMonster (3/11/2009)

    Roy Ernest (3/11/2009)

    I think we have good one here...

    Let us see if he comes back with a positive answer or not.

    Bet you a coffee that either he comes back with "No", or we never hear from him again.

    Keep it simple. Just ask for a free coffee. Don't bother with a bet like that. 🙂

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  • March 11, 2009 at 11:23 am

    #957725

    I really dont mind buying you a coffee:), but I am not making a bet on something I am sure I will loose...

    When I read it, it felt like a gone case.

    EDIT : GSquared.. You beat me to the trigger....:)

    -Roy

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