Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Crap... looks like the thread is going to beat me to the 25,000 number.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


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  • Jeff Moden (3/24/2011)


    Crap... looks like the thread is going to beat me to the 25,000 number.

    Perhaps, but not 25,000 points...


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • The HP books happened at the right time to work as well as they did. Although I didn't find much original, I did like the way Rowling spliced them together. There were moments when I wondered just what the plot was going on about but when the books wrapped up I could look back and say "Oh, so that's why she wrote that." And yes, marketing was well done, but the books - and there were seven of them - still needed to have something going for them.

    As to movies, I almost fell asleep during "Star Wars - Attack of the Clowns". In the theater, no less. I forced myself to stay awake coz I paid money for it.

    Steve.

    Edit: replaced incomplete post with this one.

  • Craig Farrell (3/24/2011)


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    WayneS (3/24/2011)


    Almost at 25,000 posts here on The Thread! At today's rate, we'll hit it tonight.

    Edit: 36 posts to go. (Watch Alvin post the next 36 messages...)

    Now,

    two

    of

    us

    ... can play at that game! (I don't have the patience, or the cruelty, to spam everyone. :hehe:)

    :blink: And that's why my mailbox was filled with Thread notifications this morning. Curse you! 😀

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  • 20 posts to go!

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Trey Staker (3/24/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (3/20/2011)


    Besides Craig, are there any other Threadizens residing in Pheonix?

    I'm also in Phoenix.

    Sorry for responding late...just catching up on the Thread now, I was off last week and busy this week with work.

    Well, turned out I couldn't make a trip down to Phoenix from Prescott. We barely got to see the Grand Canyon on Tuesday before heading back here to Colorado so we could go to the Colorado School of Mines on Wednesday.

  • Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    20 posts to go!

    What a glorious day it will be! And the sun is shining too!

    (19)

    edit: 18, someone beat me to a post

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  • Koen Verbeeck (3/25/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    20 posts to go!

    What a glorious day it will be! And the sun is shining too!

    (19)

    edit: 18, someone beat me to a post

    Would it be impolite if we passed the mark while our fellow threadizens from the US are still asleep?

    (17)

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    Koen Verbeeck (3/25/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    20 posts to go!

    What a glorious day it will be! And the sun is shining too!

    (19)

    edit: 18, someone beat me to a post

    Would it be impolite if we passed the mark while our fellow threadizens from the US are still asleep?

    (17)

    No, not at all...

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • I really have better things I could be doing on a friday than sitting at Client from Hell, writing a support document.

    Q: What to do if the user complains that the vehicle is not in the system?

    A: Laugh, then put the phone down.

    Somehow I don't think they'd appreciate that...

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • I just realised I don't have an April Fools day blog post planned. 🙁

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • THE THREAD could be a great source of inspiration, but would spoil the joke for all the threadizens...

    (13)

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Not all of us are a sleep, even though I should go to bed. Good thing I don't have to work today, using my second day of comp time to recover from the road trip earlier this week.

  • Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    THE THREAD could be a great source of inspiration, but would spoil the joke for all the threadizens...

    (13)

    As long as no one goes off and starts an SSC thread or posts a QotD should be OK.

    So, any suggestions? I'd rather stay away from data recoverability, DR as that's not a joking subject. (11)

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (3/25/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/25/2011)


    THE THREAD could be a great source of inspiration, but would spoil the joke for all the threadizens...

    (13)

    As long as no one goes off and starts an SSC thread or posts a QotD should be OK.

    So, any suggestions? I'd rather stay away from data recoverability, DR as that's not a joking subject. (11)

    Could be something on System Center/Atlanta. Nobody knows it, it would be quite easy to put together an April fools. You could say it also monitors Access databases or some other kind of BS.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

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