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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 1

Here is someone who is almost ready to drive people nuts...

-Roy

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

Roy Ernest (3/10/2009)
Here is someone who is almost ready to drive people nuts...

Well worth reading for Brandie's definition of RBAR 😀

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736281 More actions · Answer 3

Not sure he's trying to drive anyone nuts. Just seems like ignorance of what to do.

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 4

He seems to be getting the hang of it.. I guess he just have to get adjusted to SQL.

-Roy

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 5

Hey Lynn... somebody is impersonating you 😉

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic672323-1291-1.aspx

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 6

Bob Hovious (3/10/2009)

Hey Lynn... somebody is impersonating you 😉

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic672323-1291-1.aspx%5B/quote%5D

A jedi master he is not.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 7

He's a Jedi master wannabe?

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 8

We should let Lynn Answer that .. 🙂

We will see the battle between the Jedi Master and the Jedi Wanna be... 🙂

-Roy

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 9

Just think... there must have been a time when Yoda was a padawan (or however you spell that). How annoying it must have been to be the master he was assigned to...

Yoda: "Learn from you I will."

Yoda's Master: "What?"

Yoda: "Wisdom you have. Learn from you I will."

Yoda's Master: "What?"

...

Yoda: "Patience you must have. Learn to understand me you will."

Yoda's Master: "Heck with this. If saddling me with this guy is the Council's idea of a joke, I'm leaving! I hear the Sith have an open position, and their interview process is pretty easy to get by. I wonder if they offer dental?"

- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 10

Wonder I do should I correct him? 03:00 - 04:00 night is not, but early morn.

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

Flattery is imitation. Two Vaders there is on SSC.

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis (3/10/2009)
Flattery is imitation. Two Vaders there is on SSC.

Effort worth expending not.

Bruce W Cassidy SSChampion Points: 12668 More actions · Answer 13

Lynn Pettis (3/10/2009)
Effort worth expending not.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

Bruce W Cassidy (3/10/2009)
Lynn Pettis (3/10/2009)
Effort worth expending not.
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Well oil beef hooked!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736281 More actions · Answer 15

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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March 11, 2009 at 10:17 am

#957639

I'm lost.

Eye B cun-fuzed?