March 22, 2011 at 10:34 am
Gianluca Sartori (3/22/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/22/2011)Do you have a hairy back? :sick:
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... no need to argue ... :doze:
Hahaha;-)
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March 22, 2011 at 10:45 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
<groan> Why oh why do the same "bad" solutions keep popping up when there are tons and tons and tons of articles telling people why it's a bad idea to follow the bad solution?<headdesk>
What makes you ask this time?
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March 22, 2011 at 10:51 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
<groan> Why oh why do the same "bad" solutions keep popping up when there are tons and tons and tons of articles telling people why it's a bad idea to follow the bad solution?<headdesk>
You are assuming that a) they actually read the articles explaining why they are bad solutions and b) that they know enough to know that it's a bad solution...
I'll join you in the headdesk-ing today, however. I'm chasing gremlins...
-Ki
March 22, 2011 at 11:05 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
<groan> Why oh why do the same "bad" solutions keep popping up when there are tons and tons and tons of articles telling people why it's a bad idea to follow the bad solution?<headdesk>
I could ask the same question. I spent way longer than I would have liked over at SQLTeam earlier replying to someone's garbage advice on several corruption threads.
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March 22, 2011 at 11:12 am
GSquared (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
<groan> Why oh why do the same "bad" solutions keep popping up when there are tons and tons and tons of articles telling people why it's a bad idea to follow the bad solution?<headdesk>
What makes you ask this time?
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).
March 22, 2011 at 11:34 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).
It's called 'plug your own blog, no matter how tangentially relevant it is, take every opportunity to promote yourself, any form of exposure is good!'
Sorry, is the cynical side showing again?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
March 22, 2011 at 11:38 am
GilaMonster (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).It's called 'plug your own blog, no matter how tangentially relevant it is, take every opportunity to promote yourself, any form of exposure is good!'
Sorry, is the cynical side showing again?
I suddenly get this image of Boo (from Monsters, Inc.) raising her arms and going "RRAWR."
Don't ask me why I'm equating you with Boo. You have a sword, she doesn't. But I've had Boo on the brain lately.
March 22, 2011 at 11:38 am
GilaMonster (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).It's called 'plug your own blog, no matter how tangentially relevant it is, take every opportunity to promote yourself, any form of exposure is good!'
Sorry, is the cynical side showing again?
You know, I had a blog entry on that 😛
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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March 22, 2011 at 11:39 am
Oh, hey, completely non-SQL related link:
If you like superheroes, you will like "Grayson" (They created this trailer with an 18,000 dollar budget).
March 22, 2011 at 11:41 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
GilaMonster (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).It's called 'plug your own blog, no matter how tangentially relevant it is, take every opportunity to promote yourself, any form of exposure is good!'
Sorry, is the cynical side showing again?
I suddenly get this image of Boo (from Monsters, Inc.) raising her arms and going "RRAWR."
Don't ask me why I'm equating you with Boo. You have a sword, she doesn't. But I've had Boo on the brain lately.
There's something mischievous about that.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 22, 2011 at 11:51 am
Jason, you need to change that out for the image of Boo in her monster costume. @=)
March 22, 2011 at 11:58 am
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
Jason, you need to change that out for the image of Boo in her monster costume. @=)
I strongly considered that. This one seemed scarier though. The Boo in monster costume seemed to strike cute into the heart rather than fear.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
March 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm
GilaMonster (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
This particular piece of advice, which doesn't have a whole lot to do with the OPs problem (other than the bit about shrinking the files after doing something that is unrelated to the issue).It's called 'plug your own blog, no matter how tangentially relevant it is, take every opportunity to promote yourself, any form of exposure is good!'
Sorry, is the cynical side showing again?
Nah, makes sense.
BTW, did you know I wrote a book that's marginally related to this topic... if you squint
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March 22, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
Oh, hey, completely non-SQL related link:If you like superheroes, you will like "Grayson" (They created this trailer with an 18,000 dollar budget).
Makes me miss film making. I love getting guerilla shots. You should see Sgt. Kabukiman. I was responsible for a lot fo the second unit shots in that film. We went around NYC hopping out of the van, dropping the tripod, rip of four shots & run.
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
- Theodore Roosevelt
Author of:
SQL Server Execution Plans
SQL Server Query Performance Tuning
March 22, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Grant Fritchey (3/22/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/22/2011)
Oh, hey, completely non-SQL related link:If you like superheroes, you will like "Grayson" (They created this trailer with an 18,000 dollar budget).
Makes me miss film making. I love getting guerilla shots. You should see Sgt. Kabukiman. I was responsible for a lot fo the second unit shots in that film. We went around NYC hopping out of the van, dropping the tripod, rip of four shots & run.
You used to work with Troma Pictures? Awesome!
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