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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!
Oh lovely... thanks Jason, I just rule 42'd that... no, you really don't want to know.
no really - enquiring[/url] minds want to know

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2042

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

GSquared (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!
Oh lovely... thanks Jason, I just rule 42'd that... no, you really don't want to know.
no really - enquiring[/url] minds want to know
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2042

I'm still uncertain as to whether that was good or bad because of the differing definitions.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 3

CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!
Oh lovely... thanks Jason, I just rule 42'd that... no, you really don't want to know.
no really - enquiring[/url] minds want to know

Heh, whoops, meant Rule 34. Guess I've been off /b too long. That and re-reading hitchiker's probably isn't helping.

- Craig Farrell

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!
Oh lovely... thanks Jason, I just rule 42'd that... no, you really don't want to know.
no really - enquiring[/url] minds want to know
Heh, whoops, meant Rule 34. Guess I've been off /b too long. That and re-reading hitchiker's probably isn't helping.

BLEACH -- ROFLOL

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 5

CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!

No, no... the giant wooden rabbit didn't work because we forgot to all climb into it. This time let's build a giant wooden badger.

Check out "Ye Olde Monty Python Cow Catapult Deluxe Set"

You really need to get one of these for yourself.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

That is awesome.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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Chad Crawford SSChampion Points: 11610 More actions · Answer 7

Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!

Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 8

Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!

*claps* Congratulations Chad.

- Craig Farrell

Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
For index/tuning help, follow these directions.[/url] |Tally Tables[/url]
Twitter: @AnyWayDBA

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!

Awesome - congrats

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 10

CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/17/2011)
Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)
Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...
CRAIG!
Stop giving me story ideas! I have too many things to write as it is and not enough time to actually write them.
Darn darn darn.
You see, we build this giant wooden rabbit...
Fetchez la vache!!
Oh lovely... thanks Jason, I just rule 42'd that... no, you really don't want to know.
no really - enquiring[/url] minds want to know

Could it be a typo for role 43? Satisfaction achieved by corrupting Brandie's beautiful and pure story lines?

Tom

Johan Bijnens SSC Guru Points: 135375 More actions · Answer 11

CirquedeSQLeil (3/17/2011)
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Fetchez la vache!!

Please no cursors in The Thread :hehe:

Johan

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 12

Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!

Congratulations, even though I don't know what it means! It sounds good though. : -)

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Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 13

Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!

Congrats Chad... happy for you... 🙂

Now would you like to explain to me what the heck is DBD ITP is? Database Developer ? ITP?

-Roy

Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 14

Roy Ernest (3/17/2011)
Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!
Congrats Chad... happy for you... 🙂
Now would you like to explain to me what the heck is DBD ITP is? Database Developer ? ITP?

I think DBD ITP stands for Don't Be Denied In Tungstin Pants. I could be wrong though...

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

Chad Crawford SSChampion Points: 11610 More actions · Answer 15

Stefan Krzywicki (3/17/2011)
Roy Ernest (3/17/2011)
Chad Crawford (3/17/2011)
Wahoo! Just passed 70-454. I am now officially SQL 2008 DBD ITP. 😀 Yipee!
Congrats Chad... happy for you... 🙂
Now would you like to explain to me what the heck is DBD ITP is? Database Developer ? ITP?
I think DBD ITP stands for Don't Be Denied In Tungstin Pants. I could be wrong tho:-Pugh...

😛

Microsoft has three certification tracks that pertain to SQL Server - Database Developer, Database Administrator and Business Intelligence Developer. Each track has two levels, Technology Specialist (MCTS) and IT Professional (MCITP). The 70-454 test is an upgrade from 2005 to 2008, 1 test (to rule them all) straight to 2008 Database Developer IT Professional.

Now... whether or not certifications have value is a separate discussion, one that I will not start here :-).

Ah - I forget about the MCM (Microsoft Certified Master), which is still pretty rare. Our illustrious leader Steve has some experience there that he might share someday perhaps.

Thanks,

Chad