February 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I would like to get back to the Columbus SQL Saturday, but it will depend on my schedule over the next month. Already life is busy, and not sure I can come out in June.
February 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 21, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
BWAA-HAAA!!! SPOM!!! 😛
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
I had to slow down while I read it. Good thing Jeff types slowly...
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February 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
GSquared (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
GSquared (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
Heh... no one even noticed recently... I slipped over the 24,000 post line, Gail topped 22,000 posts, and Gus has put the hammer on 10,000 posts.Well done, ladies and gents!
Actually, I think of it as having achieved "hrair" posts.
Ha! Which one of us is Fiver?
"Fiver" just means "smallest of a batch that's too numerous to be worth counting" ("hrairoo" to transliterate from Lapine). So, who's got the most "inverse-height advantage" of those who have more posts than is probably healthy? Maybe Jack or Kit?
(To totally rip off Ron White, I'm between 5'10" and 6'1", depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. So it's not me.)
Who died and made you El-Ahrairah?
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February 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm
GSquared (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
I had to slow down while I read it. Good thing Jeff types slowly...
I read it 4 times and still can't figure it out
Please speak proper English 😉
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
February 22, 2011 at 12:22 am
GilaMonster (2/21/2011)
GSquared (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
I had to slow down while I read it. Good thing Jeff types slowly...
I read it 4 times and still can't figure it out
Please speak proper English 😉
My colleagues were wondering why I started to read it out loud :w00t:
(Every now and then I write some "statement of the day" at facebook in my local dialect (phonetic as I can). My FB freinds have to read that out loud too :hehe: )
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]
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press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
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February 22, 2011 at 3:56 am
Paul, are you out there? Are you all right?
I vaguely remember that you said you were from ChristChurch, NZ, is that correct?
My condolences for anyone reading this thread who has family or friends in ChristChuch. I hope they are all well after the earthquake.
February 22, 2011 at 3:57 am
GilaMonster (2/21/2011)
Please speak proper English 😉
Didn't we already have this discussion about 5-6 pages back? @=)
February 22, 2011 at 4:21 am
Brandie Tarvin (2/22/2011)
Paul, are you out there? Are you all right?I vaguely remember that you said you were from ChristChurch, NZ, is that correct?
My condolences for anyone reading this thread who has family or friends in ChristChuch. I hope they are all well after the earthquake.
From his twitter, he's some distance from Christchurch, so he's ok.
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 22, 2011 at 4:33 am
That's good. I'm glad he's okay.
February 22, 2011 at 8:29 am
GilaMonster (2/21/2011)
GSquared (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
I had to slow down while I read it. Good thing Jeff types slowly...
I read it 4 times and still can't figure it out
Please speak proper English 😉
But that was proper English (just as one would expect from Geoff there's nothing at all improper about it).
:hehe:
Tom
February 22, 2011 at 9:00 am
Tom.Thomson (2/22/2011)
GilaMonster (2/21/2011)
GSquared (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
jcrawf02 (2/21/2011)
Jeff Moden (2/21/2011)
WayneS (2/20/2011)
For those going to SQL Saturday #69 in Philly, I'll be presenting @ 2:15. I'm getting pretty excited about this!@Grant, Steve, Jeff - any chance of meeting up with you there?
No chance for me. I just started a new job and used up some serious brownie points on getting to SQLSaturday #60.
Are you going to make it to 70-whatever in Columbus? I totally flaked on you guys for the Cleveland one, wasn't a good time for me personally, much as I would have loved to meet you all.
I dun no... DE-troit boy goin ta ohia mur dan wonce in da sames yer mite git da kin folk resluss en tha lak.
Bummer. I should be worried that I didn't even have to read that twice... :hehe:
I had to slow down while I read it. Good thing Jeff types slowly...
I read it 4 times and still can't figure it out
Please speak proper English 😉
But that was proper English (just as one would expect from Geoff there's nothing at all improper about it).
:hehe:
I don't know. Detroit boy going to Ohio more than once a year might get the kin folk (relatives) restless and the like.
Or at least that's what I get out of my Dilbert Jargonator when I feed it in.
I'm sure Gail could get us just as lost very easily.
Greg E
February 22, 2011 at 9:01 am
Brandie Tarvin (2/22/2011)
Paul, are you out there? Are you all right? I vaguely remember that you said you were from ChristChurch, NZ, is that correct? My condolences for anyone reading this thread who has family or friends in ChristChuch. I hope they are all well after the earthquake.
Fine, thank you, but I live 50km north of Wellington, on the North Island, so I am 350km away. A very sad day.
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
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