Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Why? They give me everything for free... :w00t: :hehe:

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1052321-391-1.aspx

    Your help is needed, Redgate Man! (insert heroic music here)

    :-D:hehe:

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  • http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1053001-146-1.aspx

    Sometimes when a read a topic, I can't help myself thinking:

    Wait. Wut?

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  • Koen (da-zero) (1/25/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1052321-391-1.aspx

    Your help is needed, Redgate Man! (insert heroic music here)

    :-D:hehe:

    Da-Da-Daaa Da-Da-Da

    Not sure why they're getting the error they are, but they should be able to do it. I've got an article to write now. Cool beans.

    Keep 'em coming.

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    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    SQL Server Execution Plans
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  • Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Stock or Products? 😉

  • Lynn Pettis (1/25/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Stock or Products? 😉

    Stock, of course. We know the people who are working for them, and know how fantastic these peeps are, which gives us the inside track. There's no way Red Gate can fail with all this SQL gurus and MVPs on board.

    @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Koen (da-zero) (1/25/2011)


    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1053001-146-1.aspx

    Sometimes when a read a topic, I can't help myself thinking:

    Wait. Wut?

    He was looking through the database maintenance plan for the autogrow task, for anyone interested.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (1/25/2011)


    Koen (da-zero) (1/25/2011)


    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1053001-146-1.aspx

    Sometimes when a read a topic, I can't help myself thinking:

    Wait. Wut?

    He was looking through the database maintenance plan for the autogrow task, for anyone interested.

    I was more referrering to the Never never ever give up reply.

    (I should've been more specific)

    But now I look at it, it can also be that person's signature. :unsure:

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
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    MCSE Business Intelligence - Microsoft Data Platform MVP

  • Koen (da-zero) (1/25/2011)


    I was more referrering to the Never never ever give up reply.

    (I should've been more specific)

    But now I look at it, it can also be that person's signature. :unsure:

    The "NEVER..." is his signature. See his other posts.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1053004.aspx

    The reply was an odd one anyway.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Brandie Tarvin (1/25/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (1/25/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Stock or Products? 😉

    Stock, of course. We know the people who are working for them, and know how fantastic these peeps are, which gives us the inside track. There's no way Red Gate can fail with all this SQL gurus and MVPs on board.

    @=)

    We can buy stock?!?!??!? :w00t:

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/25/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/25/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (1/25/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Stock or Products? 😉

    Stock, of course. We know the people who are working for them, and know how fantastic these peeps are, which gives us the inside track. There's no way Red Gate can fail with all this SQL gurus and MVPs on board.

    @=)

    We can buy stock?!?!??!? :w00t:

    Sure.

    You want chicken or beef?

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/25/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/25/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (1/25/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (1/25/2011)


    Thanks everybody.

    And remember, buy Red Gate... kidding, just kidding. Put that rock down.

    Stock or Products? 😉

    Stock, of course. We know the people who are working for them, and know how fantastic these peeps are, which gives us the inside track. There's no way Red Gate can fail with all this SQL gurus and MVPs on board.

    @=)

    We can buy stock?!?!??!? :w00t:

    I've got a printer at home. I'll sell you as much Red Gate stock as you want to buy.

    heehee. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • GSquared (1/25/2011)


    Sure.

    You want chicken or beef?

    Darnit. This answer is so much better than mine.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • GSquared (1/25/2011)


    We can buy stock?!?!??!? :w00t:

    Sure.

    You want chicken or beef?[/quote]

    ROFL, nice one.

  • Not sure if I'll make the Rally, but I'll let you know if I can, Wayne. That is looking to be a busy time of year for me, so I'll have to pick and choose where I go.

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