Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    Well this is a depressing few pages in The Thread.

    I could make it worse, but I think maybe I'll decline to

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  • Craig Farrell (1/18/2011)


    Oh give me a hoooome, where the indexes roam... and the data, it flows through alll daaaaayyyy...

    (Wait a second, free range indexes? Isn't that like free range chickens? Kinda paradoxial?)

    Please stop, the dogs are barking over here.

  • GilaMonster (1/18/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    Well this is a depressing few pages in The Thread.

    I could make it worse, but I think maybe I'll decline to

    Let me guess: News from your "special" project?



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    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    Well this is a depressing few pages in The Thread.

    I could make it worse, but I think maybe I'll decline to

    Let me guess: News from your "special" project?

    That project, believe it or not, is in production and I think it might even be getting used (I'll have to check the DB). Got a new one this morning. Nothing major, changes to an existing process. Should be easy.

    The business requirements doc is so vague as to be useless (though it takes 12 pages to say nothing). I have to write the functional spec. No one can tell me where or how the current process is implemented. No idea what tables, what database, what application, what anything. The PM (same one I had on the nightmare project) promised the business that he'd tell them tomorrow how long the change would take. He's already drawn up a project plan with 10 days designated for development.

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  • Not sure I'm following the paradox of the free range chicken. Are you saying it's a paradox because they no longer roam the great plains in vast flocks, covering the iconic grasses with their flapping feathery bodies to the point where you can't see the landscape?

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  • OK, to change the subject.

    There are three boxes of fruit. One has apples, one oranges, and one has mixed apples/oranges. Each one is labeled, but incorrectly so that the label of each does not match the contents. You can open one box, and select one fruit.

    How do you get the labels applied correctly?

  • Alvin Ramard (1/18/2011)


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    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    Well this is a depressing few pages in The Thread.

    Anyone got a guitar? We can make a country song out of them!

    I'm sure one already exists. 🙂

    All you have to do to make yourself happy is play the song backwards! :w00t:

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  • jcrawf02 (1/18/2011)


    Not sure I'm following the paradox of the free range chicken. Are you saying it's a paradox because they no longer roam the great plains in vast flocks, covering the iconic grasses with their flapping feathery bodies to the point where you can't see the landscape?

    The legal definition of "free range" means the chickens have access to the outdoors. But that access could be something like "there's a window in the chicken coop."

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  • jcrawf02 (1/18/2011)


    Not sure I'm following the paradox of the free range chicken. Are you saying it's a paradox because they no longer roam the great plains in vast flocks, covering the iconic grasses with their flapping feathery bodies to the point where you can't see the landscape?

    Open and grab a fruit from the apple/orange box.

    Whatever your pull from this box (apple or orange) is the only fruit in the box otherwise it would have been labeled correctly.

    If you get an apple, then the box label apple is the orange box and the box labeled orange is the mix. (the box labeled apple cannot be the mix otherwise the box labeled orange would have been labeled correctly.

    Likewise, if you get an orange, then the box label orange is the apple box and the box labeled apple is the mix.

    Since my degree in Stats was hammered earlier today, here's a classic:

    You are on a game show. There are three doors, behind one of them is a car, behind the other two are goats. You get to pick one of the three doors. After you pick a door, the game show host opens one of the unpicked doors to show you a goat an allows you to switch doors if desired. Should you switch or stick with your original guess? For bonus points, what is the probability of getting the car based on your decision to switch or stay?

    Chad

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    OK, to change the subject.

    There are three boxes of fruit. One has apples, one oranges, and one has mixed apples/oranges. Each one is labeled, but incorrectly so that the label of each does not match the contents. You can open one box, and select one fruit.

    How do you get the labels applied correctly?

    Open the box labeled "mixed". As it is mislabeled, whichever fruit you pull out will be the only kind in that box. If you pull out an orange, the box labeled "oranges" must contain apples because all three boxes are mislabeled and thus cannot contiain mixed fruit which would just require switching the two labels. The remaining box contains the mix.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/18/2011)


    OK, to change the subject.

    There are three boxes of fruit. One has apples, one oranges, and one has mixed apples/oranges. Each one is labeled, but incorrectly so that the label of each does not match the contents. You can open one box, and select one fruit.

    How do you get the labels applied correctly?

    Open the one that is labelled mixed first and pick one fruit. Label that box with the label that matches the fruit you picked. Take the label from the other box and stick it on the box from which you just removed the label. Stick the mixed fruit label on the box that now has no label.



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  • Chad Crawford (1/18/2011)


    jcrawf02 (1/18/2011)


    Not sure I'm following the paradox of the free range chicken. Are you saying it's a paradox because they no longer roam the great plains in vast flocks, covering the iconic grasses with their flapping feathery bodies to the point where you can't see the landscape?

    Open and grab a fruit from the apple/orange box.

    Whatever your pull from this box (apple or orange) is the only fruit in the box otherwise it would have been labeled correctly.

    If you get an apple, then the box label apple is the orange box and the box labeled orange is the mix. (the box labeled apple cannot be the mix otherwise the box labeled orange would have been labeled correctly.

    Likewise, if you get an orange, then the box label orange is the apple box and the box labeled apple is the mix.

    Since my degree in Stats was hammered earlier today, here's a classic:

    You are on a game show. There are three doors, behind one of them is a car, behind the other two are goats. You get to pick one of the three doors. After you pick a door, the game show host opens one of the unpicked doors to show you a goat an allows you to switch doors if desired. Should you switch or stick with your original guess? For bonus points, what is the probability of getting the car based on your decision to switch or stay?

    Chad

    I remember reading this at some point, but can't remember the solution. I believe the best probability is to switch doors, but don't remember why.

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  • Go big or go home. Stick with your pick and take the car or smile and walk away, secure with your decision.

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  • jcrawf02 (1/18/2011)


    Not sure I'm following the paradox of the free range chicken. Are you saying it's a paradox because they no longer roam the great plains in vast flocks, covering the iconic grasses with their flapping feathery bodies to the point where you can't see the landscape?

    LOL, yeah, that too. 🙂


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