January 5, 2011 at 8:40 am
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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January 5, 2011 at 8:48 am
They're doing some remodeling in our office and decided to get rid of a storage closet to make room for more offices. I was asked to make sure there wasn't anything that my department needed in there. Deep in the back of the storage closest I found a time capsule...SQL Server 6.5 "5-User system". The disks or cd's were missing but it contained all the manuals. The best part was the poster of the system catalog. Compared to the Last system catalog I got from sql server magazine it is really simplistic.
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January 5, 2011 at 8:54 am
Trey Staker (1/5/2011)
They're doing some remodeling in our office and decided to get rid of a storage closet to make room for more offices. I was asked to make sure there wasn't anything that my department needed in there. Deep in the back of the storage closest I found a time capsule...SQL Server 6.5 "5-User system". The disks or cd's were missing but it contained all the manuals. The best part was the poster of the system catalog. Compared to the Last system catalog I got from sql server magazine it is really simplistic.
Awesome
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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January 5, 2011 at 8:59 am
LutzM (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
...Are you trying to imply that a lump of plastic, metal, and toxic semiconductors can't understand that it's supposed to do what I want, not what I told it to?
It's not limited to a lump of plastic. There are people showing exactly the same behavior.
Are those some kind of androids then? 😀
Those are people?????
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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January 5, 2011 at 9:02 am
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 5, 2011 at 9:06 am
Trey Staker (1/5/2011)
They're doing some remodeling in our office and decided to get rid of a storage closet to make room for more offices. I was asked to make sure there wasn't anything that my department needed in there. Deep in the back of the storage closest I found a time capsule...SQL Server 6.5 "5-User system". The disks or cd's were missing but it contained all the manuals. The best part was the poster of the system catalog. Compared to the Last system catalog I got from sql server magazine it is really simplistic.
You should hang it, like a museum piece.
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January 5, 2011 at 9:12 am
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2011 at 9:19 am
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 5, 2011 at 9:28 am
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
All of those links consistently do the same thing for me - new tab bouncing me back to this thread.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2011 at 9:33 am
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
All of those links consistently do the same thing for me - new tab bouncing me back to this thread.
Interesting. What browser?
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 5, 2011 at 9:35 am
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
All of those links consistently do the same thing for me - new tab bouncing me back to this thread.
Interesting. What browser?
Chrome
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2011 at 9:49 am
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
All of those links consistently do the same thing for me - new tab bouncing me back to this thread.
Interesting. What browser?
Chrome
Hmmm. I just installed Chrome and tried them. They're working for me. Must just not like you.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
January 5, 2011 at 9:57 am
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
GSquared (1/5/2011)
CirquedeSQLeil (1/5/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Koen (da-zero) (1/5/2011)
Definately a PBCAC programming error.(problem between chair and computer)
I've always heard of it as a PEBKAC error. "Problem exists between keyboard and chair."
I had always just referred to it as an User Interface Error. This requires re-seating the user.
I always prefered booting the user.
Excellent - it's nice being in the loop.
Interesting. It worked in Preview, then didn't work in the post. Now it works, with the quotation marks removed from the URL tag. Does the original work for you now?
All of those links consistently do the same thing for me - new tab bouncing me back to this thread.
Interesting. What browser?
Chrome
Hmmm. I just installed Chrome and tried them. They're working for me. Must just not like you.
Odd - it just now switched over to the correct functionality. All of the urls. Maybe chrome pushed an update??
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
January 5, 2011 at 10:01 am
Is something wrong with me that, as much as I'd like to win a free seat on SQLCruise (RE: Idera's little contest), that it's not incentive enough for me to join Facebook?
EDIT: Of course, the only reason I want to go on this cruise is for the Cruisiness of it (Caymans, Mexico). The SQL Classes themselves are for beginners.
January 5, 2011 at 10:06 am
Brandie Tarvin (1/5/2011)
Is something wrong with me that, as much as I'd like to win a free seat on SQLCruise (RE: Idera's little contest), that it's not incentive enough for me to join Facebook?EDIT: Of course, the only reason I want to go on this cruise is for the Cruisiness of it (Caymans, Mexico). The SQL Classes themselves are for beginners.
Last time I checked, I had a Facebook account, but I don't think I've ever used it for anything.
(LOL: I typoed it into "Farcebook", and now I've got that stuck in my mind as an idea for something.)
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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