Are the posted questions getting worse?
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GSquared (12/14/2010)
LutzM (12/14/2010)
GSquared (12/14/2010)
Alvin Ramard (12/14/2010)
I'd prefer a picture of the horse stepping on the iPad. 😀How about a horse stepping on an iMat?
With an iMat Michael Flatley surely would have an advantage to write an email... 😛
LOL!! Yeah!
I don't know, it'd be something like :
Heeeeeyyyyy ggguuuyyysssssss, lletttttttt'sss allllll meeeetttttt aaatttt thhhhee bbbbaaaaarrrrr lllaaaaaaaaaaaatttteerrr
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2010)
Craig Farrell (12/14/2010)
GilaMonster (12/14/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (12/14/2010)
(Where's my halo? Self-righteous doesn't work without my halo, darnit!)How long did it take you to forge your own halo, in between the lightning strikes, Gail? And... is that... rust?
I liked Halo, but not Halo II. Haven't played much Reach. :hehe:
lol good one. I'm with you, by the way. I never jumped on the xbox Live thing, so think I kind of lost touch with Halo.
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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CirquedeSQLeil (12/14/2010)
A Christmas fools joke for the officeThat is SO not right, and I am SO ordering 100 of those....
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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GilaMonster (12/15/2010)
WayneS (12/14/2010)
Gail, are you trying for sainthood?No. You have to be dead to become a saint. Doesn't sound appealing.
But on the upside, you don't care that you're dead.
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Don't you find it annoying when someone is catching up on The Thread and posts multiple responses to old topics? I know I sure do....sheesh:-P
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
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jcrawf02 (12/15/2010)
Don't you find it annoying when someone is catching up on The Thread and posts multiple responses to old topics? I know I sure do....sheesh:-PYes, real annoying. 😀
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jcrawf02 (12/15/2010)
Don't you find it annoying when someone is catching up on The Thread and posts multiple responses to old topics? I know I sure do....sheesh:-PDarn! Now I'm going to have to remember to reply to this next Monday or something.
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GSquared (12/15/2010)
jcrawf02 (12/15/2010)
Don't you find it annoying when someone is catching up on The Thread and posts multiple responses to old topics? I know I sure do....sheesh:-PDarn! Now I'm going to have to remember to reply to this next Monday or something.
Why? Just use DBCC TimeWarp and reply now. 😀
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Alvin Ramard (12/15/2010)
GSquared (12/15/2010)
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Don't you find it annoying when someone is catching up on The Thread and posts multiple responses to old topics? I know I sure do....sheesh:-PDarn! Now I'm going to have to remember to reply to this next Monday or something.
Why? Just use DBCC TimeWarp and reply now. 😀
Yeah, I already did that next week.
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Alvin Ramard (12/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/15/2010)
I am growing a hatred for dne2000.sys (deterministic network enhancer) required by cisco vpn. It constantly crashes on win7. Nothing like working and getting BSODs on a random interval.I'm assuming you checked if you have the latest version.
Yes - both the driver and the vpn software.
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It's Wednesday, so Celko's roaming the forums again
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Not believing I'm actually going to get an answer to the question I posted on the thread Wayne just linked, I'm going to ask the question here.
Has anyone heard of the MONEY data type having a math problem?
I use that type quite a bit and I've never heard of or experienced a problem with that data type. So any information on the "MONEY math problem" Celko speaks of would be greatly appreciated.
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Brandie Tarvin (12/15/2010)
Not believing I'm actually going to get an answer to the question I posted on the thread Wayne just linked, I'm going to ask the question here.Has anyone heard of the MONEY data type having a math problem?
I use that type quite a bit and I've never heard of or experienced a problem with that data type. So any information on the "MONEY math problem" Celko speaks of would be greatly appreciated.
I have heard of it and would need to test.
I think it is probably similar to the math functions of excel where there are some obscure bugs.
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I think I just found it. Money rounds funny when being used in division and multiplication.
Interesting that I never ran into this before. I should make a SQL Server question out of this...
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Brandie Tarvin (12/15/2010)
I think I just found it. Money rounds funny when being used in division and multiplication.Interesting that I never ran into this before. I should make a SQL Server question out of this...
Coolio
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