December 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm
GilaMonster (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long. There isn't any of you that shouldn't submit.Yeh volunteering to pay air fare? I already have one USA and one European trip planned, and that's just until April. $1500 for the USA flights, $1000 for the ones to Europe.
Okay those of you more than a 6 hour flight away are exempt, but what's the rest of y'all's excuses?
Jack Corbett
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December 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
GilaMonster (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long. There isn't any of you that shouldn't submit.Yeh volunteering to pay air fare? I already have one USA and one European trip planned, and that's just until April. $1500 for the USA flights, $1000 for the ones to Europe.
Okay those of you more than a 6 hour flight away are exempt, but what's the rest of y'all's excuses?
I'm washing my hair that week? Um ... I was ... I overslept! That's it! No wait ... I ... I ... she made me do it! My dog ate ... no ... er ... hmmmmmm ... I didn't know about it?
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December 8, 2010 at 2:36 pm
GilaMonster (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long. There isn't any of you that shouldn't submit.Yeh volunteering to pay air fare? I already have one USA and one European trip planned, and that's just until April. $1500 for the USA flights, $1000 for the ones to Europe.
As much as I'd love to have you come and speak and have the opportunity to hang out again, I definitely can't pay your airfare.
Jack Corbett
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December 8, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
GilaMonster (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long. There isn't any of you that shouldn't submit.Yeh volunteering to pay air fare? I already have one USA and one European trip planned, and that's just until April. $1500 for the USA flights, $1000 for the ones to Europe.
Okay those of you more than a 6 hour flight away are exempt, but what's the rest of y'all's excuses?
Being anywhere within 50 miles of that damned overmarketed rat scares me to the point that I wet the bed when I sleep?
It's not spring break?
When I sweat, I like said sweat to actually evaporate?
I already have crocodile boots?
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December 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Craig Farrell (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
GilaMonster (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long. There isn't any of you that shouldn't submit.Yeh volunteering to pay air fare? I already have one USA and one European trip planned, and that's just until April. $1500 for the USA flights, $1000 for the ones to Europe.
Okay those of you more than a 6 hour flight away are exempt, but what's the rest of y'all's excuses?
Being anywhere within 50 miles of that damned overmarketed rat scares me to the point that I wet the bed when I sleep?
It's not spring break?
When I sweat, I like said sweat to actually evaporate?
I already have crocodile boots?
But do you have Stingray boots?
I'm safe, I'm under-qualified 😉
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December 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm
jcrawf02 (12/8/2010)
But do you have Stingray boots?I'm safe, I'm under-qualified 😉
Nope, got one stiffened into a kneeboard, though.
I'm pretty sure I'm underqualified too, but I can't resist sometimes.
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December 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I still haven't seen any valid excuses...
If y'all are under-qualified I don't what that makes me as one of the organizers. I'd say severely under-qualified.
BTW-the one thing I've learned and like from leaving in the south is y'all, it's so much better then "you guys":-D
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December 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
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December 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
I still haven't seen any valid excuses...If y'all are under-qualified I don't what that makes me as one of the organizers. I'd say severely under-qualified.
BTW-the one thing I've learned and like from leaving in the south is y'all, it's so much better then "you guys":-D
Yous guys?
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December 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Alvin Ramard (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
I still haven't seen any valid excuses...If y'all are under-qualified I don't what that makes me as one of the organizers. I'd say severely under-qualified.
BTW-the one thing I've learned and like from leaving in the south is y'all, it's so much better then "you guys":-D
Yous guys?
'EH! Youz from Jerzey too?
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December 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Craig Farrell (12/8/2010)
Alvin Ramard (12/8/2010)
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
I still haven't seen any valid excuses...If y'all are under-qualified I don't what that makes me as one of the organizers. I'd say severely under-qualified.
BTW-the one thing I've learned and like from leaving in the south is y'all, it's so much better then "you guys":-D
Yous guys?
'EH! Youz from Jerzey too?
Nope, a bit further, to the North East.
Did you hear they're shhoting the sequel to Silence of the Lamb in Jersey? It's call Youz Be Quiet. 😛
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December 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I signed up, but was out and about. If I get the recording link, I'll post it here.
December 8, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
I still haven't seen any valid excuses...If y'all are under-qualified I don't what that makes me as one of the organizers. I'd say severely under-qualified.
BTW-the one thing I've learned and like from leaving in the south is y'all, it's so much better then "you guys":-D
Offhand, I think it's more the 'who you hang around with' issue. For example, around here with Jeff, Gail, Alvin, Ron, Gus, Steve, and a few hundred others (c'mon, this list would go forever, noone take offense please), I definately feel underqualified. I'm a generalist, and have no specialty in any area. Get one of these specialists talking about their forte, and I'm going to be sitting in the back row, learning, certainly not on stage.
To grab a name I've been visiting all day for a bunch of random things, do I think I would want to take a slot from Brent Ozar? No. Do I think with hundreds, if not thousands, of names/expertise like that available, I'd even have a shot to speak? No. *shrugs*
If I was making Florida, I'd be looking to attend and learn, definately not apply to speak. My prolific ability to handle a thousand easy questions does not make me an expert.
But, thank you for the compliment. 🙂
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December 8, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Jack Corbett (12/8/2010)
Hey guys, I don't see any threadizens on the list of submissions to SQLRally yet! What's taking y'all so long.
Okay, I've submitted it. It took so long so that I can make the abstract the best I can, so that it has the best chance for being selected as I can make it. (You've got to make it appealing to all those voters!)
Now, how about everyone getting everyone they know to get out and vote for it next month when the voting happens!
Wayne
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December 8, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Alvin Ramard (12/8/2010)
Got a WordPress question for those that do their own administration:Do you let it do automatic updates?
I let it do its own installation when there's an update, but I have to click on the link to kick off the process. I don't let it run whenever it wants to.
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