November 19, 2010 at 8:07 am
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
GSquared (11/19/2010)
Tell him you have a prior appointment with your Stress Management Professional, which your parole officer insists you attend, after that incident with the katanas...<evil grin> I'll save that for the Chief Enterprise Architect.
Maybe you should request a team building safari :w00t:
Have a peaceful weekend and be completely zen by monday :hehe:
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November 19, 2010 at 8:22 am
Roy Ernest (11/19/2010)Cricket bat is good at whacking the back side because it has a broader "blade". But quite effective.....
Tell me about it. We had a German teacher (i.e. teacher of German, he was English) at school who would make us bend over the desks whilst he administered a suspisciously gentle "Square Cut" with his favourite cricket bat.
November 19, 2010 at 8:29 am
Hey Jeff, any thoughts about my hierarchy implementation review after attending your class? It's been pretty quiet since I posted it <insert cricket chirp>. Maybe I just nailed it the first time and there are no comments?
Thanks,
Chad
November 19, 2010 at 9:15 am
Irreparably suspect, no backups.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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November 19, 2010 at 9:20 am
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last post. Wrong, I know.
Mine was wrong too, but I couldn't resist. 😎
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November 19, 2010 at 9:26 am
Alvin Ramard (11/19/2010)
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last post. Wrong, I know.
Mine was wrong too, but I couldn't resist. 😎
I think we should quit while we're behind (though I was been very serious in my reply)
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
November 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
That's it. We're cancelling Christmas for you two.
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November 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Alvin Ramard (11/19/2010)
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last post. Wrong, I know.
Mine was wrong too, but I couldn't resist. 😎
I think we should quit while we're behind (though I was been very serious in my reply)
I agree with you.
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November 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
Grant Fritchey (11/19/2010)
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
That's it. We're cancelling Christmas for you two.
Just as long as my birthday's not cancelled too. That would be unbearable.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
November 19, 2010 at 9:42 am
Grant Fritchey (11/19/2010)
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
That's it. We're cancelling Christmas for you two.
What, were we going to have Christmas this year? I thought it had already been cancelled.
No Santa Claus? Guess I'll have to settle for a WHERE clause. 😛
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November 19, 2010 at 9:44 am
Alvin Ramard (11/19/2010)
Grant Fritchey (11/19/2010)
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
That's it. We're cancelling Christmas for you two.
What, were we going to have Christmas this year? I thought it had already been cancelled.
No Santa Claus? Guess I'll have to settle for a WHERE clause. 😛
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November 19, 2010 at 9:49 am
GilaMonster (11/19/2010)
Irreparably suspect, no backups.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1023390-146-1.aspx
Doesn't say much for my mood that I slightly enjoyed posting that last message there. Wrong, I know.
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November 19, 2010 at 10:01 am
I can't get this out of my head now.... and I can't stop myself from posting this.
Instead of vuvuzelas for soccer, fans could start carrying bokkens to rugby matches in S.A.
They could call them "Bokken bokkens."
TGIF
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November 19, 2010 at 10:07 am
The Dixie Flatline (11/19/2010)
I can't get this out of my head now.... and I can't stop myself from posting this.Instead of vuvuzelas for soccer, fans could start carrying bokkens to rugby matches in S.A.
They could call them "Bokken bokkens."
TGIF
That'll put a spring in your step.
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November 19, 2010 at 10:39 am
Alvin Ramard (11/19/2010)
No Santa Claus? Guess I'll have to settle for a WHERE clause. 😛
Okay, where's that baseball bat??? 😛
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