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  • Trey Staker (10/26/2010)


    @Gail, how's that difficult contract going?

    Today's Dilbert made me think of it: ...

    I had the same thought.

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  • What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    I'd say one of the things you did wrong was use a link that sent us to The Thread instead of the thread in question...

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    Nah. Probably not. He already gave you his Ex Cathedra response. Any clarification beyond that point would be encouraging hubris amoungst us mere mortals. 🙂

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  • Luke L (10/26/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    I'd say one of the things you did wrong was use a link that sent us to The Thread instead of the thread in question...

    LOL, yes. That would indeed be something I did wrong. I'll have to go fix that.

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  • Luke L (10/26/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    I'd say one of the things you did wrong was use a link that sent us to The Thread instead of the thread in question...

    There we go, fixed!

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  • Trey Staker (10/26/2010)


    @Gail, how's that difficult contract going?

    Difficultly.

    Officially going to prod on Friday. Project manager getting lots of praise for delivering project on time. I'm expecting another crapping out session tomorrow because I missed a necessary column of data (trivial change)

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    lol Stefan. Bear-bait much?

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  • My son says this reminded him of me. Yikes.

    http://is.gd/gkXJs

  • jcrawf02 (10/26/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    lol Stefan. Bear-bait much?

    I was hoping to have a discussion of the different methods and maybe some links to documentation so I could read more on something I hadn't found much about. I hesitated going back to read when I saw he was the first person to comment on it, but I went back. Sure enough, he was throwing around opinion as fact so I figured I'd call him on it as politely as I could.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/26/2010)


    My son says this reminded him of me. Yikes.

    http://is.gd/gkXJs

    You remind him of which one? Steve or Bill? 😀

    That's really funny by the way.

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  • mtillman-921105 (10/26/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/26/2010)


    My son says this reminded him of me. Yikes.

    http://is.gd/gkXJs

    You remind him of which one? Steve or Bill? 😀

    That's really funny by the way.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


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    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2010)


    What did I do wrong here?

    Was I not polite enough in my request for clarification on several of Mr. Celko's points? I know I've seen him return to posts to make multiple replies. Ah well, maybe later today when he has more time.

    lol Stefan. Bear-bait much?

    I was hoping to have a discussion of the different methods and maybe some links to documentation so I could read more on something I hadn't found much about. I hesitated going back to read when I saw he was the first person to comment on it, but I went back. Sure enough, he was throwing around opinion as fact so I figured I'd call him on it as politely as I could.

    He left you links in his signature to the documentation...his books. Because he's a tail end of a donkey with OPs I personally suggest you don't read them. I have a personal boycott on his books.

    Edited: Clarified that I have a boycott on his book, not suggesting per se for anyone else to do the same. The boycott will continue until he treats people seeking help with respect. If and when he ever changes I'll read, buy and endorse his books as I imagine he probably does actually know something about ISO standards.

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  • mtillman-921105 (10/26/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/26/2010)


    My son says this reminded him of me. Yikes.

    http://is.gd/gkXJs

    You remind him of which one? Steve or Bill? 😀

    That's really funny by the way.

    No idea. He just sent me a note that the comic reminded him of me.

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