Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and investigate unless i have the casings. They want me to file the report online. How absolutely moronic is that?

    Are you sure it wasn't a blackbird that missed your windshield ? :hehe:

    Or a concrete pigeon that did a little dropping ? :Whistling:

    Any students that didn't get approval because of a slow db / timeout ? :w00t:

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  • ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and investigate unless i have the casings. They want me to file the report online. How absolutely moronic is that?

    Are you sure it wasn't a blackbird that missed your windshield ? :hehe:

    Or a concrete pigeon that did a little dropping ? :Whistling:

    Any students that didn't get approval because of a slow db / timeout ? :w00t:

    How fast was he backing into the drive? 😛

    Pretty sad state this world is in when you have something like this happen.

    Maybe you can find the the bullet. That should be as good as the casing.

    Greg E

  • Alvin Ramard (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    I can see how you'd miss that, as it's in the third sentence, and that's WAY too much to read....:w00t::-P:-D

    My input buffer filled up before I hit the end of the query. I aborted at that point.

    Sounds like a security risk.

    You should check and see if they've released a KB for that.

    Greg E

  • ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    I just had my rear windshield shot out as I was pulling into my driveway. Called the police to report it. They won't come out and investigate unless i have the casings. They want me to file the report online. How absolutely moronic is that?

    Are you sure it wasn't a blackbird that missed your windshield ? :hehe:

    Or a concrete pigeon that did a little dropping ? :Whistling:

    Any students that didn't get approval because of a slow db / timeout ? :w00t:

    No feathers

    No overpasses or structures above for the concrete pigeon

    Students is a possibility.

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  • Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product features in each new major release. The downside to that is that the shiny new features introduced last time are unlikely to get much love in the following release (bug fixes and small impact enhancements only).

    I'd agree. The improvements to features are slow to come. The engine stability, and speed seems to improve, but other features barely move at times. It took a number of evolutions for log shipping to improve, maintenance plans have hardly moved and still have bugs. MS doesn't seem to want to look back. I still see SSRS issues that have been around, even though the product gets lots more shiny new controls all the time.

    I'd rather see improvements to Pivot and Unpivot. MS Access version of Pivot is the bee's-knees compared to SQL Server's Pivot.

    That notwithstanding, how many of you use the "wonderful" new HierarchyID datatype?

    I definitely don't. Has all the disadvantages of nested sets and the disadvantages of adjacency, without the advantages of either. It's a "worst of both worlds" scenario.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/19/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/19/2010)


    ...and, because I'm a complete and utter dork, it's almost 5, and I think it's funny, I'll repeat a poll I did at work today, assuming you guys will get it much faster.

    If I said something was "For the greater good", would you get the literary reference, and what do you think it was from?

    Wrong answers I got were hilarious:

    •Nine inch nails

    •Utilitarianism

    •A Greater Good (History 1998–2008), an album by Neuroticfish

    •The Greater Good, the unifying philosophy of the Tau in the table-top wargame Warhammer 40,000

    •STEVE Murray (supposed to be Bill Murray)

    •Animal Farm

    Xena Warrior Princess?

    Damn, I defy anyone to top that.

    The 1970s Buck Rodgers.

    Harry Potter, actually, which is why it was so damn funny, people guessing real literature like Animal Farm. Surprised that I'm the biggest dork in the group.... :hehe:

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  • GSquared (10/20/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product features in each new major release. The downside to that is that the shiny new features introduced last time are unlikely to get much love in the following release (bug fixes and small impact enhancements only).

    I'd agree. The improvements to features are slow to come. The engine stability, and speed seems to improve, but other features barely move at times. It took a number of evolutions for log shipping to improve, maintenance plans have hardly moved and still have bugs. MS doesn't seem to want to look back. I still see SSRS issues that have been around, even though the product gets lots more shiny new controls all the time.

    I'd rather see improvements to Pivot and Unpivot. MS Access version of Pivot is the bee's-knees compared to SQL Server's Pivot.

    That notwithstanding, how many of you use the "wonderful" new HierarchyID datatype?

    I definitely don't. Has all the disadvantages of nested sets and the disadvantages of adjacency, without the advantages of either. It's a "worst of both worlds" scenario.

    Dito.

    And it only serves a single purpose. i.e. strict hierarchy.

    Ever tried building a family tree ?

    Johan

    Learn to play, play to learn !

    Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
    but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:

    - How to post Performance Problems
    - How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]

    - How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt

    press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀

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  • ALZDBA (10/20/2010)


    GSquared (10/20/2010)


    Jeff Moden (10/19/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/21/2010)


    Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)


    ...

    The current SQL development model is to address a small number of main product features in each new major release. The downside to that is that the shiny new features introduced last time are unlikely to get much love in the following release (bug fixes and small impact enhancements only).

    I'd agree. The improvements to features are slow to come. The engine stability, and speed seems to improve, but other features barely move at times. It took a number of evolutions for log shipping to improve, maintenance plans have hardly moved and still have bugs. MS doesn't seem to want to look back. I still see SSRS issues that have been around, even though the product gets lots more shiny new controls all the time.

    I'd rather see improvements to Pivot and Unpivot. MS Access version of Pivot is the bee's-knees compared to SQL Server's Pivot.

    That notwithstanding, how many of you use the "wonderful" new HierarchyID datatype?

    I definitely don't. Has all the disadvantages of nested sets and the disadvantages of adjacency, without the advantages of either. It's a "worst of both worlds" scenario.

    Dito.

    And it only serves a single purpose. i.e. strict hierarchy.

    Ever tried building a family tree ?

    Actually, with a little fiddling, you should be able to do multiple roots and many to many parents, but it isn't easy and I haven't tested it yet as I don't see any benefits over the old way.

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  • GSquared (10/20/2010)


    I definitely don't. Has all the disadvantages of nested sets and the disadvantages of adjacency, without the advantages of either. It's a "worst of both worlds" scenario.

    HierarchyID certainly doesn't solve all problems, but it's hardly the 'worst of both worlds'. For graph problems that benefit from a materialized path representation, hierarchyid provides a robust and extremely compact implementation that reduces the need for custom coding. There is also a decent level of support within the query optimizer for it, which can produce exceptionally efficient plans for problems it is well-suited to. Itzik Ben-Gan covers it quite well in his 2008 T-SQL Querying book (pages 706 - 730). He covers Nested Sets in some detail straight afterward.

    edit: The other nice thing about hierarchyid is that it is a CLR type - so .NET code can use it directly, either inside SQL Server or outside. Also, there are likely to be some important improvements to hierarchyid in Denali.

  • Ugh, I'm always telling people the importance of documentation and I've just been bitten by it myself! I'd put together a fairly complex query to remove duplicates from a large table and today I needed to go back and check to work on finding an anomalie in the data and I didn't document the stored procedure! I have to go through the whole thing and figure out what it is doing at each step.

    Fortunately, since I wrote it and it is well written 😉 I just have to read it and I remember what I was doing. It isn't taking too long, but what a good reminder that I should practice what I preach.

    I'm taking this opportunity to document it!

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/20/2010)


    Ugh, I'm always telling people the importance of documentation and I've just been bitten by it myself! I'd put together a fairly complex query to remove duplicates from a large table and today I needed to go back and check to work on finding an anomalie in the data and I didn't document the stored procedure! I have to go through the whole thing and figure out what it is doing at each step.

    Fortunately, since I wrote it and it is well written 😉 I just have to read it and I remember what I was doing. It isn't taking too long, but what a good reminder that I should practice what I preach.

    I'm taking this opportunity to document it!

    Unbelievable 😉

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  • Paul White NZ (10/20/2010)


    GSquared (10/20/2010)


    I definitely don't. Has all the disadvantages of nested sets and the disadvantages of adjacency, without the advantages of either. It's a "worst of both worlds" scenario.

    HierarchyID certainly doesn't solve all problems, but it's hardly the 'worst of both worlds'. For graph problems that benefit from a materialized path representation, hierarchyid provides a robust and extremely compact implementation that reduces the need for custom coding. There is also a decent level of support within the query optimizer for it, which can produce exceptionally efficient plans for problems it is well-suited to. Itzik Ben-Gan covers it quite well in his 2008 T-SQL Querying book (pages 706 - 730). He covers Nested Sets in some detail straight afterward.

    edit: The other nice thing about hierarchyid is that it is a CLR type - so .NET code can use it directly, either inside SQL Server or outside. Also, there are likely to be some important improvements to hierarchyid in Denali.

    For very specialized purposes, it may have its place. That's true. But in every application I've tested it in thus far, for all the real-world scenarios I've had to handle, it's been worse than every other standard hierarchy implementation that I know of. I probably just haven't run into the specialized situations where it does a better job.

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  • Is it just because I'm in a bad mood today or why do I have the feeling that todays questions are more demanding with even less effort than on other days? Are we approaching any finals, so students are getting nervous?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1007977.aspx

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1007434.aspx

    Side note: did you find my reply on the first one being too harsh?



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  • LutzM (10/20/2010)


    Is it just because I'm in a bad mood today or why do I have the feeling that todays questions are more demanding with even less effort than on other days? Are we approaching any finals, so students are getting nervous?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1007977.aspx

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1007434.aspx

    Side note: did you find my reply on the first one being too harsh?

    Actually, yeah, it was probably a little harsh, but hey, we're all human & I've dropped a bomb post or too in the past. You don't even want to see what it's like when our local Saint starts blasting people. All I can say is where full body armor & a cup...

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  • For the second one, check out the thread over at SQLTeam with the same question.

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