October 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/15/2010)
Thought you might like some statistics. Someone asked me, so....In terms of total points (as of about 15 minutes ago), on the overall list
#100 - 2,303 points
#50 - 2,884 points
DUDE! I am so close to one of the top fifty I need to start mega posting!
October 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm
And this one gives me 1 above that fifty mark. HA!
Now, nobody else can post. I need to retain my ranking. @=)
October 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
And this one gives me 1 above that fifty mark. HA!Now, nobody else can post. I need to retain my ranking. @=)
I can post for quite awhile before I'd disturb your ranking.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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Itβs unpleasantly like being drunk.
Whatβs so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm
GilaMonster (10/15/2010)
WayneS (10/15/2010)
I take it that you forgot to take your knives in with you??? :hehe:I wasn't even there today. This latest bout of insanity came by email.
Sounds like it's time to start getting creative with your mail routing and delivery rules. Bounce emails with an NDR error code 4.4.1 (host not responding) from their domain except for the 3 days a week you're in their office. EDIT: That way you'll be protected from their insanity the other 4 days of the week and you still receive all of their email, just more on your time than theirs.
-Luke.
October 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (10/15/2010)
GSquared (10/15/2010)
Yesterday, whilst commuting, I was actually thinking about setting up a video camera on my dashboard, and blogging the "good parts".Then I realized it would contain at least as much self-incrimination as anything else, and decided not to....
Speaking of commuting - did you find a job?
Ayup! And my evil master plan for conquering the world by working for a small marketing company is going exactly as I have forseen it!! π
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
October 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm
GSquared (10/15/2010)
And my evil master plan for conquering the world by working for a small marketing company is going exactly as I have forseen it!! π
Wow. You have lousy foresight.
(@duck)
October 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (10/15/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
And this one gives me 1 above that fifty mark. HA!Now, nobody else can post. I need to retain my ranking. @=)
I can post for quite awhile before I'd disturb your ranking.
Strange, my postings don't usually disturb people's "rankings", they just disturb people ...
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
October 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
GSquared (10/15/2010)
And my evil master plan for conquering the world by working for a small marketing company is going exactly as I have forseen it!! πWow. You have lousy foresight.
(@duck)
Should have seen that one coming! π
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
October 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
GSquared (10/15/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (10/15/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
And this one gives me 1 above that fifty mark. HA!Now, nobody else can post. I need to retain my ranking. @=)
I can post for quite awhile before I'd disturb your ranking.
Strange, my postings don't usually disturb people's "rankings", they just disturb people ...
And wouldn't it be more appropriate for my posts to rankle her ranking?
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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Itβs unpleasantly like being drunk.
Whatβs so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
October 15, 2010 at 12:28 pm
GSquared (10/15/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
GSquared (10/15/2010)
And my evil master plan for conquering the world by working for a small marketing company is going exactly as I have forseen it!! πWow. You have lousy foresight.
(@duck)
Should have seen that one coming! π
That's nothing, I have lousy hindsight, much more disturbing. π
I, for one, welcome our new (iguana?) overlord(s)...
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October 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Luke L (10/15/2010)
GilaMonster (10/15/2010)
WayneS (10/15/2010)
I take it that you forgot to take your knives in with you??? :hehe:I wasn't even there today. This latest bout of insanity came by email.
Sounds like it's time to start getting creative with your mail routing and delivery rules. Bounce emails with an NDR error code 4.4.1 (host not responding) from their domain except for the 3 days a week you're in their office. EDIT: That way you'll be protected from their insanity the other 4 days of the week and you still receive all of their email, just more on your time than theirs.
No thanks. Then I'd be walking into the impending catastrophe on Monday unaware.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
October 15, 2010 at 12:31 pm
GSquared (10/15/2010)
And my evil master plan for conquering the world by working for a small marketing company is going exactly as I have forseen it!! π
Badly?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
October 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm
WHOO!
I'm #50 (overall) for about the next few minutes before I drive down to Orlando for the weekend for SQL Saturday 49 and lose my standing to the weekend posting crowd. @=)
I'm also #28 in forum posting. I don't spam this board nearly enough.
October 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Gail,
Isn't your project's "deadline" sometime next week?
October 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Brandie Tarvin (10/15/2010)
Gail,Isn't your project's "deadline" sometime next week?
It's either next Wed or end of the month, depending who you ask.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
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