Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Are we there yet?

    DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 😀



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • Alvin needs to buy a lottery ticket. He hit the 20k post for the Thread as well as the 1mm post.

  • just gearing up for 1000000 and I got 'threaded.' Should have known.

    congrats Alvin.

    raschen daschen.:pinch:

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2010)


    Alvin needs to buy a lottery ticket. He hit the 20k post for the Thread as well as the 1mm post.

    You should have been at my desk earlier. Someone came to ask me a question when the Tread hit 19,997. I wanted to tell him where to go. 😀



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • Tom.Thomson (10/6/2010)


    Craig Farrell (10/6/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (10/6/2010)


    ... "Just because I have to be doesn't mean I am" ...

    I wonder what Descartes would say about that. 😎

    Would probably fall under the same header as: "I am lying." :hehe:

    No, it's an obvious corrolary of Eve's 3rd law: you surely know the three laws

    1) The female is never wrong.

    2) The female is always right.

    3) Even when she is wrong the female is right.

    I thought Eve's Law was "The snake made me do it"?

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Alvin,

    Congrats again, and check your email. I sent you a little something as a prize for hitting the mark.

  • Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Are we there yet?

    Damn, two in one day? That's just unfair....

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Ok...now that we hit the 2 marks can we slow down the posting a bit??? My inbox is full. 😛

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  • Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2010)


    Alvin needs to buy a lottery ticket. He hit the 20k post for the Thread as well as the 1mm post.

    You should have been at my desk earlier. Someone came to ask me a question when the Tread hit 19,997. I wanted to tell him where to go. 😀

    you've been sitting at your desk waiting for this for 980.000 posts? No wonder you have a beard. 🙂

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  • Trey Staker (10/6/2010)


    Ok...now that we hit the 2 marks can we slow down the posting a bit??? My inbox is full. 😛

    Cannot stop yet, the actual no. of posts still existing (Steve deletes SPAM) is only at just under 992,000, so there is a second chance.

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  • Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Are we there yet?

    Wow, Alvin gets two in one day.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • george sibbald (10/6/2010)


    Trey Staker (10/6/2010)


    Ok...now that we hit the 2 marks can we slow down the posting a bit??? My inbox is full. 😛

    Cannot stop yet, the actual no. of posts still existing (Steve deletes SPAM) is only at just under 992,000, so there is a second chance.

    Woohoo - I have a shot again.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (10/6/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (10/6/2010)


    Are we there yet?

    Wow, Alvin gets two in one day.

    And both on the thread!

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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    Performance Problems
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    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/6/2010)


    Alvin,

    Congrats again, and check your email. I sent you a little something as a prize for hitting the mark.

    Wow, thanks Steve. i wasn't expecting anything. 🙂



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

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