Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jeff Moden (9/30/2010)


    A couple days? Without it going bad or sour? Hmmmm... I may have to get one after all. You didn't happen to get it from Amazon did you? 😉

    Yep, I got a Panasonic SR-DE102. The best ones are the Zojirushi, but my wife might kill me if I spent $150-200 on a rice cooker.

    I think we could get decent rice up to about 2 days, sometimes adding a TBSP or water or two each day to keep it moist. Worked well.

  • The Dixie Flatline (10/1/2010)


    Is anyone else having trouble posting this morning?

    Steve, I have an answer for the OP in this thread and it won't post my reply.

    I've been having sporadic trouble this week with posting code both from work and on my home computer. I end up saving it as an attachment, and doing it that way. Steve and others have taken the code out of the attachment and posted it without problems, so I have no idea. (I got the idea of posting code as an attachment from Lynn, who occasionally had to do the same thing a few months ago.)

    Maybe it has something to do with the browser being used? I'm using the latest version of FireFox (3.6.10).

    My work setup is XP w/ latest SP. Home is Vista Ultimate 64-bit, so I don't see anything there as contributing.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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  • Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/29/2010)


    Kit G (9/29/2010)


    Jack Corbett (9/29/2010)


    Why assume that this person is a male?:-P

    Because a woman couldn't possibly be wrong and therefore whatever she came up with would work and wouldn't be considered "Maverick". 😀 It's guys that mess things up...

    😀 I was considering saying just about the same thing.

    Rule #1: The female is always right.

    Rule #2: Even when she's wrong, the female is always right.

    Rule #3: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.

    Given that Jack has a family, you'd think he'd have figured this out by now. @=)

    There are two theories on how to argue with a women...

    They're both wrong.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (10/1/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (9/30/2010)


    Come on over to my house. I need wood split.

    Isn't that your "white oak therapy" time?

    Ha! No man, not while swinging a maul or operating the splitter. Now, before firing up the chainsaw...

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Roy Ernest (10/1/2010)


    I just wanted to let you all know that Jeff Moden gave a great presentation for our user group yesterday using Netmeeting. Everyone loved it. And they like the idea of Netmeeting as well. Thanks Jeff for taking time to give us this presentation. 🙂

    I talked to couple of guys today morning and they want you back... 😀

    Woo-hoo! Congrats Jeff, and thanks for helping the community.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (10/1/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/29/2010)


    Kit G (9/29/2010)


    Jack Corbett (9/29/2010)


    Why assume that this person is a male?:-P

    Because a woman couldn't possibly be wrong and therefore whatever she came up with would work and wouldn't be considered "Maverick". 😀 It's guys that mess things up...

    😀 I was considering saying just about the same thing.

    Rule #1: The female is always right.

    Rule #2: Even when she's wrong, the female is always right.

    Rule #3: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.

    Given that Jack has a family, you'd think he'd have figured this out by now. @=)

    There are two theories on how to argue with a women...

    They're both wrong.

    I'd always known that I'd found Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always!!! 😛

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  • I used to work with a guy with the last name Wong. We kept joking about him looking for miss Right and turning her into Mrs Wong. 😛

    (The joke is better if you say it with his accent.)



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • WayneS (10/1/2010)


    The Dixie Flatline (10/1/2010)


    Is anyone else having trouble posting this morning?

    Steve, I have an answer for the OP in this thread and it won't post my reply.

    I've been having sporadic trouble this week with posting code both from work and on my home computer. I end up saving it as an attachment, and doing it that way. Steve and others have taken the code out of the attachment and posted it without problems, so I have no idea. (I got the idea of posting code as an attachment from Lynn, who occasionally had to do the same thing a few months ago.)

    Maybe it has something to do with the browser being used? I'm using the latest version of FireFox (3.6.10).

    My work setup is XP w/ latest SP. Home is Vista Ultimate 64-bit, so I don't see anything there as contributing.

    I posted it as an attachment. Thanks, Wayne.

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  • Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    I used to work with a guy with the last name Wong. We kept joking about him looking for miss Right and turning her into Mrs Wong. 😛

    (The joke is better if you say it with his accent.)

    *groan*

  • Now this is beautiful

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic996707-392-1.aspx#bm996724

    Should make that the model for how to ask questions

  • Steve Jones - Editor (10/1/2010)


    Now this is beautiful

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic996707-392-1.aspx#bm996724

    Should make that the model for how to ask questions

    Should I add "If the windowing functions aren't clear, try some glass cleaner."?

    😀



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • jcrawf02 (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (9/30/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/30/2010)


    What's Sanctuary?

    Fun Monsters and Mayhem Sci Fi TV show set in modern day.

    Hmmm... Must see if I can track that down locally.

    http://www.hulu.com/sanctuary

    Key word there being 'locally'

    Hulu only works within the USA. Also, with a 5GB monthly download cap, I cannot download TV episodes and I don't have the bandwidth to stream them even if I could.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    jcrawf02 (10/1/2010)


    GilaMonster (10/1/2010)


    Craig Farrell (9/30/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/30/2010)


    What's Sanctuary?

    Fun Monsters and Mayhem Sci Fi TV show set in modern day.

    Hmmm... Must see if I can track that down locally.

    http://www.hulu.com/sanctuary

    Key word there being 'locally'

    Hulu only works within the USA. Also, with a 5GB monthly download cap, I cannot download TV episodes and I don't have the bandwidth to stream them even if I could.

    Sorry, wasn't aware of that part. And, the cap sucks. I should check my ISP, we just got into Netflix, so I should see how that may affect us, since I need it for school too.

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Just realized the solution, I'll have to find a carrier pigeon to tie a flash drive to and send it your way.... 😉

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • I need to check that as well. I am thinking of trying Netflix, but would want to stream.

    I know that when I was in the UK, a lot of sites, like NFL.com, limited things.

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