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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/23/2010)
Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.
Bob, remember that Jason controls all the slot machines in Las Vegas and you might want to win someday
Slots, tables and eye in the sky 😉
But because of that, I can't gamble 😀

Why should that stop you from gambling? Use DBCC TimeWarp to erase the evidence. 😛

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 2

Steve Jones - Editor (9/23/2010)
Jason, be nice. You're hurting Bob's feelings.

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Yeah, and my feelings are soooooo tender. :crying:

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 3

The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is actually poker for reasonable stakes.

I gamble every day. I drive in Memphis. :w00t:

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 5

Speaking of DBCC Timewarp, I keep putting in the wrong value for the 15th parameter and I've found that it seems to wipe some of memory...The wife just tells me that it's because I'm getting older but We all know that it is a side effect of Timewarp.

Edit: Removed the quote because it quoted the wrong post...Why does it quote the wrong thing?... is it another side effect of DBCC Timewarp?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.

Living or driving in memphis could not be as bad as LV

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 7

Want to bet on crime statistics?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

OK, you win. Memphis is a gamble to live

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 9

The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
You gamble every day you LIVE in Memphis.

Thanks for reminding me. 🙁

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 10

The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
Want to bet on crime statistics?

😀

Wait. That's not funny. 🙁

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 11

Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is actually poker for reasonable stakes.
I gamble every day. I drive in Memphis. :w00t:

That's nothing. Come to JHB for a week and drive here.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 12

GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is actually poker for reasonable stakes.
I gamble every day. I drive in Memphis. :w00t:
That's nothing. Come to JHB for a week and drive here.

If it anything like Argentina, NO THANKS!!!

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 13

The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
Want to bet on crime statistics?

If you do, I win.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 14

Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is actually poker for reasonable stakes.
I gamble every day. I drive in Memphis. :w00t:
That's nothing. Come to JHB for a week and drive here.
If it anything like Argentina, NO THANKS!!!

No idea.

It's mostly pretty decent, except for the minibus taxis that obey no road rules, may not be roadworthy and might have a loaded AK-47 beside the driver's seat.

Gail Shaw
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
GilaMonster (9/23/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/23/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/23/2010)
If I wanted to gamble on slots, Tunica is close enough.
I don't gamble a lot either, Jason, and my preferred game is actually poker for reasonable stakes.
I gamble every day. I drive in Memphis. :w00t:
That's nothing. Come to JHB for a week and drive here.
If it anything like Argentina, NO THANKS!!!
No idea.
It's mostly pretty decent, except for the minibus taxis that obey no road rules, may not be roadworthy and might have a loaded AK-47 beside the driver's seat.

Here they just have mini-guns (submachine guns) and a pistol loaded. Safety may or may not be on.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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