Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • *drum roll*

    *trumpet crescendo*

    ... and I think I'll leave things here for a little while.

    Edit: And as soon as i decide not to post for a few hours, there's a corruption question. *sigh*

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  • GilaMonster (9/20/2010)


    *drum roll*

    *trumpet crescendo*

    ... and I think I'll leave things here for a little while.

    Nice work, Gail - exactly Twenty Grand!

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  • Yeah, congrats from me too. Just leave it there for a little while as you suggested. Nice to look at, not just for you but for all others to see as well.

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  • Congratulations, Gail !

    They should add "SSC black belt" for that number op points.

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  • Congrats, Gail!

    If you really want to answer that corruption question you could take a snapshot: πŸ™‚

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • GilaMonster (9/20/2010)


    *drum roll*

    *trumpet crescendo*

    ... and I think I'll leave things here for a little while.

    Edit: And as soon as i decide not to post for a few hours, there's a corruption question. *sigh*

    Congrats!

    And to Jeff, of course.

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  • Monday came too early this week. Too many chores.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (9/20/2010)


    Monday came too early this week. Too many chores.

    Its been monday here for hours.

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  • Anyone else do scrum? I'm in a sprint planning meeting and the goal today is to just pick stories and NOT design. We have a couple of people who like to do design all the time.

  • GilaMonster (9/20/2010)


    *drum roll*

    *trumpet crescendo*

    ... and I think I'll leave things here for a little while.

    Edit: And as soon as i decide not to post for a few hours, there's a corruption question. *sigh*

    Congrats Gail!

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  • Congratulations, and thanks, to all high point posters. This place would not be the same without all of you.

    Edit: Looks like this post was # 19001 in the Thread. We're now less than 1000 posts away from that 20000 target.



    Alvin Ramard
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  • Doh! Just realized I didn't start the newsletter yesterday. That's what comes from being highly unwired and busy on the weekend.

    Fortunately our new hardware will get it out in a few hours.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (9/20/2010)


    Doh! Just realized I didn't start the newsletter yesterday. That's what comes from being highly unwired and busy on the weekend.

    Fortunately our new hardware will get it out in a few hours.

    I knew something was missing from my inbox but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. πŸ™‚



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

  • Congrats Gail on hitting 20K. Wow... That is something I will never reach.. πŸ™‚

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (9/20/2010)


    Congrats Gail on hitting 20K. Wow... That is something I will never reach.. πŸ™‚

    Come on Roy. You can be more positive than that. You're only a few point behind me. We've got less than 18,000 left to go to hit 20,000. πŸ˜›



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

    All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

    For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

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