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Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
Good Humor? you mean the ice cream guy? Yeah he's pretty cool, I don't think we'd want to see him stoned, it'd make it much harder for him to drive as if the 5 miles per hour through my neighborhood isn't slow enough.
What if that ice cream guy were Cold Stoned[/url]?

Yeah but I've never seen one of those on wheels 😉 Around here they're always stationary stores?

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 2

Luke L (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
Good Humor? you mean the ice cream guy? Yeah he's pretty cool, I don't think we'd want to see him stoned, it'd make it much harder for him to drive as if the 5 miles per hour through my neighborhood isn't slow enough.
What if that ice cream guy were Cold Stoned[/url]?
Yeah but I've never seen one of those on wheels 😉 Around here they're always stationary stores?

The Cold Stone Creamery stored near you sell paper? How odd.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Stefan Krzywicki (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
Good Humor? you mean the ice cream guy? Yeah he's pretty cool, I don't think we'd want to see him stoned, it'd make it much harder for him to drive as if the 5 miles per hour through my neighborhood isn't slow enough.
What if that ice cream guy were Cold Stoned[/url]?
Yeah but I've never seen one of those on wheels 😉 Around here they're always stationary stores?
The Cold Stone Creamery stored near you sell paper? How odd.

You have to wrap your cone in something...

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 4

Dave Ballantyne (9/16/2010)
Its not all bad though...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic987019-1292-1.aspx

Two words: totally awesome!

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 5

Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/16/2010)
I vote you get Alvin a goat for his patio with a short chain and add some extra hot sauce to his BBQ as punishment.
Yes yes - punish Alvin buahahaha
Hey Dixie. Time for another road trip! Time to hit Vegas!! :w00t:
🙂

Count me in for the trip to Vegas. Let's see if we can make it to the next Connections event out there.

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 6

I love me some Cold Stone.

Hot Stone (massage anyone?) is good too.

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
Good Humor? you mean the ice cream guy? Yeah he's pretty cool, I don't think we'd want to see him stoned, it'd make it much harder for him to drive as if the 5 miles per hour through my neighborhood isn't slow enough.
What if that ice cream guy were Cold Stoned[/url]?
Yeah but I've never seen one of those on wheels 😉 Around here they're always stationary stores?
The Cold Stone Creamery stored near you sell paper? How odd.
You have to wrap your cone in something...

And I think this one has gone far enough :w00t:

Jack Corbett
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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 8

jcrawf02 (9/16/2010)
So is Alvin still gonna get stoned? 😎

Rocks... or weed? 😀

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

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Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 9

Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎

But we do appreciate good humour... and what you have isn't it.:w00t:

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 10

Stefan Krzywicki (9/16/2010)
So is Alvin still gonna get stoned? 😎
Everybody must!

Groan.....

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

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Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 11

Jack Corbett (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/16/2010)
Luke L (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
Good Humor? you mean the ice cream guy? Yeah he's pretty cool, I don't think we'd want to see him stoned, it'd make it much harder for him to drive as if the 5 miles per hour through my neighborhood isn't slow enough.
What if that ice cream guy were Cold Stoned[/url]?
Yeah but I've never seen one of those on wheels 😉 Around here they're always stationary stores?
The Cold Stone Creamery stored near you sell paper? How odd.
You have to wrap your cone in something...
And I think this one has gone far enough :w00t:

Why did you think I mentioned the roadtrip to Vegas? 😀

Alvin Ramard
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 12

WayneS (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
But we do appreciate good humour... and what you have isn't it.:w00t:

Au contraire! Alvin's humour has a quintessential je ne sais quois that I don't know how to define in English.

I wouldn't want to go a week without it.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 13

The Dixie Flatline (9/16/2010)
WayneS (9/16/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/16/2010)
I give up. How can I expect to win when I'm dealing with people that do not appreciate good humour? 😎
But we do appreciate good humour... and what you have isn't it.:w00t:
Au contraire! Alvin's humour has a quintessential je ne sais quois that I don't know how to define in English.
I wouldn't want to go a week without it.

Why thank you sir. I'll dedicate a few to you if you make to the meeting tonight. 😀

Alvin Ramard
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Ron McCullough SSC Guru Points: 63877 More actions · Answer 14

All this talk of stoned, cold stone .. is making me hungry. One of my favorite restaurants on Grand Bahama Island, is believe it or not, the

"Stoned Crab". - Sit in the dinning area about 40 feet the ocean, hearing the waves lapping up on the beach.

I believe their motto is for fish to be called fresh it has to be caught after 4 PM on the same day it is cooked and served to you.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ron

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 15

bitbucket-25253 (9/16/2010)
All this talk of stoned, cold stone .. is making me hungry. One of my favorite restaurants on Grand Bahama Island, is believe it or not, the
"Stoned Crab". - Sit in the dinning area about 40 feet the ocean, hearing the waves lapping up on the beach.
I believe their motto is for fish to be called fresh it has to be caught after 4 PM on the same day it is cooked and served to you.

So you can't have fish for lunch then? Sad.

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams