Are the posted questions getting worse?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Trey Staker (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
Speaking of the Bit datatype, here's an old one for you:
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who don't."
🙂
The evil side of me thinks you should post that in the bit thread.

A bit a bit.

How do you know she is a bit?

Well she turned me into a byte

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 2

CirquedeSQLeil (9/13/2010)
Trey Staker (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
Speaking of the Bit datatype, here's an old one for you:
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who don't."
🙂
The evil side of me thinks you should post that in the bit thread.
A bit a bit.
How do you know she is a bit?
Well she turned me into a byte

Bwhahahaha...

Also I've been here contemplating Alvin's comment and with SQL's implementation of the Bit datatype I think there are 11 types of people in the world...

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Trey Staker (9/13/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/13/2010)
Trey Staker (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
Speaking of the Bit datatype, here's an old one for you:
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who don't."
🙂
The evil side of me thinks you should post that in the bit thread.
A bit a bit.
How do you know she is a bit?
Well she turned me into a byte
Bwhahahaha...
Also I've been here contemplating Alvin's comment and with SQL's implementation of the Bit datatype I think there are 11 types of people in the world...

HAHAHA

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 4

If this is going to be the bad joke section of the thread, let me know when it's over. Not sure I can take more than another joke or 10 on this. :hehe:

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 5

I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Steve Jones - Editor (9/13/2010)
If this is going to be the bad joke section of the thread, let me know when it's over. Not sure I can take more than another joke or 10 on this. :hehe:

:w00t:

I need the little laughs the thread is offering today.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - Editor (9/13/2010)
If this is going to be the bad joke section of the thread, let me know when it's over. Not sure I can take more than another joke or 10 on this. :hehe:

Bad joke? Where? 😀

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 8

Ok everyone, keep the noise down please. I have to write up a bio for myself and finish my demos for Thursday's meeting.

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 9

Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.

I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 10

WayneS (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.
I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...

Yeah, the arrogance after the initial cluelessness is astonishing. Where'd he finally get all those details?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

WayneS (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.
I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...

I guess the train-wreck could be worse - like some we have seen in the past.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

Stefan Krzywicki (9/13/2010)
WayneS (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.
I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...
Yeah, the arrogance after the initial cluelessness is astonishing. Where'd he finally get all those details?

There is another taking his position on that thread now too.

You guys are hypocrites 😀

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 13

CirquedeSQLeil (9/13/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/13/2010)
WayneS (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.
I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...
Yeah, the arrogance after the initial cluelessness is astonishing. Where'd he finally get all those details?
There is another taking his position on that thread now too.
You guys are hypocrites 😀

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a sockpuppet. It certainly reads like one.

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 14

Stefan Krzywicki (9/13/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/13/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/13/2010)
WayneS (9/13/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/13/2010)
I'm staying out of that Bit thread, and I'm not the author of that saying, so feel free to post it if you want.
I tried to stay out of that thread, but after his/her last two posts, I just had to enter into the fray. I think I spoke the truth without putting words into anybody's mouth...
Yeah, the arrogance after the initial cluelessness is astonishing. Where'd he finally get all those details?
There is another taking his position on that thread now too.
You guys are hypocrites 😀
I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a sockpuppet. It certainly reads like one.

As of now, there's at least two who have all of 1 total post praising him/her and Paul, and blasting all that disagreed with him/her. Sockpuppets are definitely a possibility here.

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 15

FYI, we now need 22.4 posts/day to make 20k by Nov 18.

Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!

Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2