September 11, 2010 at 12:55 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?
Why? The ball is in the OP's court. Nobody should make a move until he does.
For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
September 11, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/11/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?Why? The ball is in the OP's court. Nobody should make a move until he does.
Looks like he doesn't want to do anything. Anyone got the spoon?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 11, 2010 at 1:12 pm
GilaMonster (9/11/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/11/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?Why? The ball is in the OP's court. Nobody should make a move until he does.
Looks like he doesn't want to do anything. Anyone got the spoon?
Nope, that would be a waste of a good spoon. :Whistling:
For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
September 11, 2010 at 1:23 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?
Would a reference to https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Microsoft_SQL_Server#Architecture be cruel?
Tom
September 11, 2010 at 1:23 pm
GilaMonster (9/11/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/11/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?Why? The ball is in the OP's court. Nobody should make a move until he does.
Looks like he doesn't want to do anything. Anyone got the spoon?
Firehose seems more appropriate
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 11, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Tom.Thomson (9/11/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?Would a reference to https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Microsoft_SQL_Server#Architecture be cruel?
No.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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September 11, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Time to start prepping a TSQLTuesday post.
if anybody is interested the hashtag is #tsql2sday on twitter.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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September 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Time to start prepping a TSQLTuesday post.
Already working on mine. Is one that's been part-written for a few months. The question it's intended to address came up on SQLTeam earlier this week, so it's good timing.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 11, 2010 at 2:33 pm
GilaMonster (9/11/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/11/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/11/2010)
Anybody else want to try this one?Why? The ball is in the OP's court. Nobody should make a move until he does.
Looks like he doesn't want to do anything. Anyone got the spoon?
It just prooves your inmeasurable patience !
Time and again 😉
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
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September 12, 2010 at 5:15 am
Anyone want to take this one up? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic984249-9-1.aspx I've so far been shouted at and told how I should be helping, and I'm about out of patience and running out of ways to say the same thing.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 12, 2010 at 6:27 am
GilaMonster (9/12/2010)
Anyone want to take this one up? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic984249-9-1.aspx I've so far been shouted at and told how I should be helping, and I'm about out of patience and running out of ways to say the same thing.
I gave him an answer, better than is deserved. If he responds to say thanks, I may well follow up with a bit of a lecture about forum etiquette.
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
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September 12, 2010 at 9:46 am
If he responds, please ping me. I'll send a note back through PM.
September 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
GilaMonster (9/12/2010)
Anyone want to take this one up? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic984249-9-1.aspx I've so far been shouted at and told how I should be helping, and I'm about out of patience and running out of ways to say the same thing.
Holy crud. That one is a walk-away. I'm not paid enough to put up with that. Wait, I'm not paid to up with that.
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September 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
Grant Fritchey (9/12/2010)
GilaMonster (9/12/2010)
Anyone want to take this one up? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic984249-9-1.aspx I've so far been shouted at and told how I should be helping, and I'm about out of patience and running out of ways to say the same thing.Holy crud. That one is a walk-away. I'm not paid enough to put up with that. Wait, I'm not paid to up with that.
Listen helper. You can't walk away. "A helper is supposed to assist by providing sample coding instead of saying it's UP TO YOU ...... " :Whistling:
😀
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September 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
Grant Fritchey (9/12/2010)
GilaMonster (9/12/2010)
Anyone want to take this one up? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic984249-9-1.aspx I've so far been shouted at and told how I should be helping, and I'm about out of patience and running out of ways to say the same thing.Holy crud. That one is a walk-away. I'm not paid enough to put up with that. Wait, I'm not paid to up with that.
I do like how the community here simply steps in and says "Nope, Gail is right" by stating the same, accurate information over and over. Makes the point without yelling back and is supportive of the original answerer.
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