September 10, 2010 at 11:32 am
WayneS (9/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
WayneS (9/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
woohoo down to 23.2 posts per day to reach 20k by the 2nd birthday :-D:-D:-DAnd as long as that keeps going down, we'll make it!
Now, is anyone tracking Gail to see which will get to 20k first? 🙂
Are we talking strictly posts or overall points?
Strictly posts
16.7 per day
Overall points
3.7 per day
Well, the thread is strictly posts. Seems fair to me to be consistent.
I would agree and it seems the thread is gaining ground
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 10, 2010 at 11:33 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
Oh, and for the recordI have 188.0 posts per day to reach 20k by the threads 2nd anniversary
Never gonna make it, Dude. Less you post to this forum group, one post every 7 minutes for the whole 24 hour duration.
If you only want to post during business hours, though, 1 post every 2.5 minutes...
Ain't gonna happen.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 10, 2010 at 11:37 am
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/10/2010)
WayneS (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/10/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/10/2010)
WayneS (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
...One of the other boards I frequent ....A traitor!:w00t:
Non-SQL Board, silly. @=Pbbt
NoSQL? 😛
Careful, you. I have the DBCC Timewarp remote and I'm not afraid to use it!
Who let Brandie get hold of the remote???? Alvin, weren't you supposed to be keeping it safe?;-)
Not my job. I think it's Jason's responsibility.
No problem - she got the horcrux remote. If she tries to timewarp - she gets devoured.
wow, that's like recursive geek-ity. If you'd tossed in a hitchiker's guide reference, I think you'd be a god...
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
jcrawf02 (9/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/10/2010)
WayneS (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/10/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/10/2010)
WayneS (9/10/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
...One of the other boards I frequent ....A traitor!:w00t:
Non-SQL Board, silly. @=Pbbt
NoSQL? 😛
Careful, you. I have the DBCC Timewarp remote and I'm not afraid to use it!
Who let Brandie get hold of the remote???? Alvin, weren't you supposed to be keeping it safe?;-)
Not my job. I think it's Jason's responsibility.
No problem - she got the horcrux remote. If she tries to timewarp - she gets devoured.
wow, that's like recursive geek-ity. If you'd tossed in a hitchiker's guide reference, I think you'd be a god...
We try our best 😎
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Thought I'd share, I'm reading Ed Tufte at lunchtime, and can't stop laughing as he's talking about chartjunk and the "We-Used-A-Computer-To-Build-A-Duck Syndrome" :-D:hehe:
it's the little things that get me....
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
September 10, 2010 at 12:26 pm
jcrawf02 (9/10/2010)
wow, that's like recursive geek-ity. If you'd tossed in a hitchiker's guide reference, I think you'd be a god...
WITH Geekity (Author, Title, MovieRef, MyTime)
AS
(SELECT Author, Title, MovieRef, DBCC TimeWarp('The Eighties') AS MyTime,
Row_Number() Over (Order By 'StupidPlotDevice') AS PlotID
FROM dbo.GeekReferences
UNION ALL
SELECT Author, Title, MovieRef, DBCC TimeWarp('Not The Eighties') AS MyTime,
PlotID + 1 AS PlotID
FROM dbo.GeekReferences)
SELECT Author, Title, MovieRef, MyTime
FROM Geekity
WHERE PlotID = 'Absurd';
September 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Coming late to the party, but I'm a TARDIS fan myself.
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September 10, 2010 at 12:47 pm
The Dixie Flatline (9/10/2010)
Coming late to the party, but I'm a TARDIS fan myself.
That's still no excuse for being tardy. 😀
For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]
September 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I hate to stoop to this level, but...
It *is* an excuse for being TARDIS-y.
I now have to go slap myself around.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
September 10, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Gees guys... It's friday night. Don't you have anything better to do?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Alvin Ramard (9/10/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (9/10/2010)
Coming late to the party, but I'm a TARDIS fan myself.That's still no excuse for being tardy. 😀
And with that statement we are now only in need of 23.0 posts per day to reach the goal 😉
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 10, 2010 at 1:55 pm
GilaMonster (9/10/2010)
Gees guys... It's friday night. Don't you have anything better to do?
Middle of the day here and at work.
One may wonder the same about you popping in on a friday night 😉
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (9/10/2010)
One may wonder the same about you popping in on a friday night 😉
Finished a 3-hour game of Settlers and checking mail before crashing in front of the TV for an hour or so.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Were you playing Settlers online, Gail?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
September 10, 2010 at 2:24 pm
No. Playing the campaign for Settlers 5 (found dirt-cheap in bargain bin a couple months ago)
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
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