September 9, 2010 at 9:10 am
Jack Corbett (9/9/2010)
And that would be The White Shadow, right?
The White Shadow? That's you isn't it? I can still (almost) dunk a basketball.
September 9, 2010 at 10:12 am
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/9/2010)
And that would be The White Shadow, right?The White Shadow? That's you isn't it? I can still (almost) dunk a basketball.
OUCH!
Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
September 9, 2010 at 10:19 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/9/2010)
And that would be The White Shadow, right?The White Shadow? That's you isn't it? I can still (almost) dunk a basketball.
OUCH!
Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
Not really smack - most men can dunk on a 7' rim. Without a rim height qualification - no smack.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2010 at 10:19 am
GilaMonster (9/9/2010)
ALZDBA (9/9/2010)
Or maybe even contact Allen White via LinkedIn.Or just think about him really hard and he'll appear. 😀
Shall I demistify the magic ?
No ... we'll talk it over at sqlpass 😀
Johan
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but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
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press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
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September 9, 2010 at 10:21 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
OUCH!Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
Jack has to behave. He's bringing his wife to the dkRanch in a few weeks and he might get stuck shoveling stuff so his wife can ride a horse :w00t:
September 9, 2010 at 10:23 am
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
OUCH!Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
Jack has to behave. He's bringing his wife to the dkRanch in a few weeks and he might get stuck shoveling stuff so his wife can ride a horse :w00t:
Hmmm - I think Jack should in the name of service if not in the name of payment :Whistling:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/9/2010)
And that would be The White Shadow, right?The White Shadow? That's you isn't it? I can still (almost) dunk a basketball.
I thought it was the shadow of you and the hand rails on the steps of your swimming pool :rolleyes:
But indeed ... the arm floating baloons are missing .... photoshopped ?
Johan
Learn to play, play to learn !
Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:
- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]
- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt
press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀
Need a bit of Powershell? How about this
Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me
September 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
Alvin Ramard (9/9/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
WayneS (9/8/2010)
Hey Steve - what's the new avatar?My wife got me a new hat this past weekend. I was wearing it when I went to take water out to a horse in a corral and photo'd the shadow.
Keep on using that avatar and we might start calling you The Shadow. 😛
...who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows, he ran for BoD...
but then we need a Shadow II for Jack. Maybe he can be Lucky Strike, since those were every commercial on The Shadow.
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September 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
Unsubing...
thanks for sending me 18+ e-mails to my box :w00t:.
September 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
I was working on my mini session for SQL Sat 49 and just came up with the best piece of troubleshooting advice in the universe!
Remember, the computer is only doing what you're telling it to do, not what you want it to do. There are no telepathic circuits in your server.
'Nuff said! 😉
September 9, 2010 at 10:51 am
Nice advice. That and check the cable/power cord first will help.
September 9, 2010 at 10:57 am
CirquedeSQLeil (9/9/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Jack Corbett (9/9/2010)
And that would be The White Shadow, right?The White Shadow? That's you isn't it? I can still (almost) dunk a basketball.
OUCH!
Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
Not really smack - most men can dunk on a 7' rim. Without a rim height qualification - no smack.
Not me, I got no real vertical jump. 😉
September 9, 2010 at 11:06 am
CirquedeSQLeil (9/9/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/9/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
OUCH!Jack, Dude, he's talkin' smack 'bout chu. You'd best smack back. :w00t:
Jack has to behave. He's bringing his wife to the dkRanch in a few weeks and he might get stuck shoveling stuff so his wife can ride a horse :w00t:
Hmmm - I think Jack should in the name of service if not in the name of payment :Whistling:
No way. My wife shovels it every week so she can ride for free. If Tia needs some help Alice will happily shovel.
Jack Corbett
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September 9, 2010 at 11:10 am
Ha, we got two new horses this weekend. We have plenty to shovel. I'm sure Alice will be happy to command delegate some chores to you.
September 9, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Brandie Tarvin (9/9/2010)
I was working on my mini session for SQL Sat 49 and just came up with the best piece of troubleshooting advice in the universe!Remember, the computer is only doing what you're telling it to do, not what you want it to do. There are no telepathic circuits in your server.
'Nuff said! 😉
Troubleshooting hint #1 - Is it plugged in?
Troubleshooting hint #2 - Is it turned on?
Those two have fixed more things when the real trouble is between the chair and computer. :w00t:
The advice about the computer doing exactly what you tell it to has helped a lot as well. The computer never gets it wrong, it is always right. If it's wrong, it's because YOU told it to do it wrong.
Of course, that really only works when you're talking software errors and not hardware issues.
Which reminds me of the old joke...
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None... that's a hardware issue. :w00t:
-- Kit
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