August 28, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Alvin Ramard (8/28/2010)
Jeff Moden (8/28/2010)
Alvin Ramard (8/27/2010)
How many times must I repeat this? We do not need a DBA!!!!http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic976708-266-1.aspx#bm976772
Looks like someone's about to have a great weekend.
Let's hum them a work tune to help them out, eh? (to the tune of "Row, row, row your boat")...
No, no, no you don't,
Ignore things learned at last,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Backups save your a$$. 😛
We need someone who can records these, and all the new one to come. Then all we'd have to do is post the youtube link. 😀 :w00t:
I think this would be perfect for Steve. He's a musician and does the daily podcast already.:w00t:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 28, 2010 at 4:03 pm
RBarryYoung (8/28/2010)
Hey! Now Jason passed me?!?!Oh man, I have got to get out of this hole and back on the boards ... :(.
Welcome back, Barry!
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August 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (8/28/2010)
I think this would be perfect for Steve. He's a musician and does the daily podcast already.:w00t:
I don't think you want me singing
August 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Good to see you're still around, Barry. Hope things are going well for you.
Welcome back.
August 30, 2010 at 4:59 am
CirquedeSQLeil (8/28/2010)
I'll never think of "comma delimited" in the same way againForum Post title:
To split comma delimiterd string
Has somebody been leaving hamster poo in here?:hehe:
BWAHAHAHA.
Jason, I'm going to hurt you for putting that image into my head. 😛
ROTFLOL. Darnit! I have work to do!
August 30, 2010 at 5:01 am
Missed you both, G-Squared and Barry.
Barry, my best wishes go out to you. I hope things improve soon.
August 30, 2010 at 8:49 am
Brandie Tarvin (8/30/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (8/28/2010)
I'll never think of "comma delimited" in the same way againForum Post title:
To split comma delimiterd string
Has somebody been leaving hamster poo in here?:hehe:
BWAHAHAHA.
Jason, I'm going to hurt you for putting that image into my head. 😛
ROTFLOL. Darnit! I have work to do!
Mission accomplished - somebody is stuck on the subject - I hope it's not the other way around?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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August 30, 2010 at 8:53 am
jcrawf02 (8/27/2010)
Dave, interesting idea for the "nugget" presentations for your Kent usergroup. Has anyone else done that? (5-10 minute presentations on a specific feature)
Ive done a few at the London user group , most meetings someone who hasnt done a full presentation before has something to say.
August 30, 2010 at 11:37 am
I really enjoyed Brent O's blog[/url] today.
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August 30, 2010 at 11:39 am
It was an interesting take from Brent today.
August 30, 2010 at 11:44 am
Steve Jones - Editor (8/30/2010)
It was an interesting take from Brent today.
Interesting analogy. I like it.
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August 30, 2010 at 12:12 pm
You guys are starting to sound like my film school criticism class...
"It was interesting"
"I liked it"
"Interesting"
"You just made me sit through 45 minutes of a slow zoom across the room to a picture of nothing? How much am I paying for this?"
Wait, that last one was me.
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August 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Grant Fritchey (8/30/2010)
You guys are starting to sound like my film school criticism class..."It was interesting"
"I liked it"
"Interesting"
"You just made me sit through 45 minutes of a slow zoom across the room to a picture of nothing? How much am I paying for this?"
Wait, that last one was me.
Your soul is dead. You'll never understand Art. (adjusts beret) I sneeze in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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August 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (8/30/2010)
Art sucks( I saw as I swig from a can of Pabst and watch XXX)
Now I'm really confused. I thought XXX was art?
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