Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier

    Yes.

    There have been some really 'entertaining' questions lately. There have been some 'entertaining' replies too.

    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    Must have missed those, good thing too! πŸ˜›

  • GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier

    Yes.

    There have been some really 'entertaining' questions lately. There have been some 'entertaining' replies too.

    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    There's no need to backup the log in simple recovery. Just delete it instead! :w00t: (kidding, of course!)



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  • bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier, have others noticed this behavior with fellow workers?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic960056-146-1.aspx?Update=1

    That's just too funny, Ron!

    bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Go to

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    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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  • Alvin Ramard (7/28/2010)


    GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier

    Yes.

    There have been some really 'entertaining' questions lately. There have been some 'entertaining' replies too.

    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    There's no need to backup the log in simple recovery. Just delete it instead! :w00t: (kidding, of course!)

    You jest, but there was an answer in the forums again this week advocating the dropping of the log file.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    <*headthunk*>

    No.

    <*headthunk*><*headthunk*>

    Please no. Stop the pain!

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  • bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier, have others noticed this behavior with fellow workers?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic960056-146-1.aspx?Update=1

    I have seen a slew of these types this week as well.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • BTW, Congrats to Lynn on his daughter's WP thingy. That is major cool!

    And Congrats to Jack and Steve on the NomCom thing. Guess I should have added PASS to my search. But it looks like a lot of organizations use that short phrase for their nominating committees.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (7/28/2010)


    You jest, but there was an answer in the forums again this week advocating the dropping of the log file.

    The one I went ballistic over or another?

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  • Lynn Pettis (7/28/2010)


    [Must have missed those, good thing too! πŸ˜›

    I'm sure I can fine one of the links at least. It was the 'recover data with no backup' thread that I think was mentioned here recently

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/28/2010)


    You jest, but there was an answer in the forums again this week advocating the dropping of the log file.

    The one I went ballistic over or another?

    You responded. I didn't see it as ballistic though.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • bitbucket-25253 (7/28/2010)


    Are the OPs getting bummer and dumber or just lazy and lazier, have others noticed this behavior with fellow workers?

    I'll be honest. When I've got a million things going on and I can't figure something out within 15-30 minutes, I'll post dumb questions.

    But usually I at least try to Google the solution before I post the really stupid ones.

    If I can't find the solution, then I post while pouring the egg over my face. @=) And heaven knows how many stupid answers I've given in my time. Especially when I was a shiny mint-new DBA. The experienced people who were patient with me, and kindly pointed out my errors with raking me over the coals, became my absolute favs DBA idols in the world. Giving the wrong answers has actually taught me more than reading the books.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (7/28/2010)


    GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    <*headthunk*>

    No.

    <*headthunk*><*headthunk*>

    Please no. Stop the pain!

    Stop hitting your head on the desk (wall, whatever), the pain will go away. πŸ˜›

    Oh, and thank you also! πŸ™‚

  • Lynn Pettis (7/28/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/28/2010)


    GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    <*headthunk*>

    No.

    <*headthunk*><*headthunk*>

    Please no. Stop the pain!

    Stop hitting your head on the desk (wall, whatever), the pain will go away. πŸ˜›

    Ah, the modern version of

    Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this"

    Doc: "So don't do that"

    Who said vaudeville is dead? : -D

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (7/28/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (7/28/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (7/28/2010)


    GilaMonster (7/28/2010)


    So far this week I've seen two different people advocating backing the log up in Simple recovery.

    <*headthunk*>

    No.

    <*headthunk*><*headthunk*>

    Please no. Stop the pain!

    Stop hitting your head on the desk (wall, whatever), the pain will go away. πŸ˜›

    I'm reminded of:

    Q: Why are you banging your head against the wall?

    A: Because it feels so good when I stop.

    Ah, the modern version of

    Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this"

    Doc: "So don't do that"

    Who said vaudeville is dead? : -D



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • Suddenly I'm wondering if it would be worth my time to write up my "Nitty-Gritty of Database Backups" SQL Saturday presentation into a series of articles.

    The big question is (knowing there are probably a zillion articles out there on the subject anyway), how many people would read them?

    And should perhaps I cover something like "the myths and assumptions of database backups" in an article for SQL Server Standard instead?

    Thoughts?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

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