July 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/26/2010)
Lynn Pettis (7/26/2010)
Going to work for Honeywell. Government contracts, about all I can really say.Hey, now. I've seen Covert Affairs. You becoming a spy, Lynn? Quick, Everybody, link to Lynn's Facebook page so we can find out all about everything she's working on before the privacy settings get changed! @=)
Not too bad of a show. Lynn is a guy though.;-)
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July 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Lynn Pettis (7/26/2010)
Going to work for Honeywell. Government contracts, about all I can really say.
Sounds intriguing...
Gail Shaw
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July 26, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Now I can tell everyone, "Hey..I know a real Spy" 😉
-Roy
July 26, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Roy Ernest (7/26/2010)
Now I can tell everyone, "Hey..I know a real Spy" 😉
The guy next to me used to work for microsoft while working for the kgb.
You never know who is really a spy or not.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm
GilaMonster (7/26/2010)
Lynn Pettis (7/26/2010)
Going to work for Honeywell. Government contracts, about all I can really say.Sounds intriguing...
DBCC TIMEWARP @CIACleanse @userid='Lynn Pettis' @noHamsterPoo
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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
July 26, 2010 at 12:43 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (7/26/2010)
Not too bad of a show. Lynn is a guy though.;-)
Hey, guys can be spies too! (Sorry, Lynn. Gender reversal's been happening to me too lately, and I shouldn't have assumed.)
July 26, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Matt Miller (#4) (7/26/2010)
GilaMonster (7/26/2010)
Lynn Pettis (7/26/2010)
Going to work for Honeywell. Government contracts, about all I can really say.Sounds intriguing...
DBCC TIMEWARP @CIACleanse @userid='Lynn Pettis' @noHamsterPoo
ROFLOL:w00t:
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Great.... after a couple of months go by, I'll forget and ask "Hey, whatever happened to Lynn."
"Lynn?"
"Lynn, who?"
"There is no such person."
"There never was such a person."
"We're not having this conversation."
Then comes a knock at the door in the middle of the night..... :smooooth: :ermm:
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July 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Lynn Pettis (7/26/2010)
GilaMonster (7/24/2010)
Lynn Pettis (7/23/2010)
It is all based on change. Going into a new position with a new company. I have some idea of what I am walking into, but things could change easily. One change is going to be also working with Oracle as well. Definately going to be learning new things.Good luck. What industry is the new company in? (if you can say)
Going to work for Honeywell. Government contracts, about all I can really say.
Wow, Honeywell is hiring a database guy. Based on the databases I've seen behind Honeywell products you are the first.
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July 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm
The Dixie Flatline (7/26/2010)
Great.... after a couple of months go by, I'll forget and ask "Hey, whatever happened to Lynn.""Lynn?"
"Lynn, who?"
"There is no such person."
"There never was such a person."
"We're not having this conversation."
Then comes a knock at the door in the middle of the night..... :smooooth: :ermm:
Since when do spies knock on the door? I thought they just broke in / snuck in and took what they wanted.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm
You all are making the job a whole lot cooler than it probably really is, COOL!
I'll still be around SSC, probably more in the evenings outside of work. Should have more time to work on things like articles, research, the "MCJ" cert, and other things.
Speaking of the "MCJ", we really need to get working on this one!
July 26, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Since when do spies knock on the door? I thought they just broke in / snuck in and took what they wanted.
Shhhhhh....
"They" are monitoring all communications now, and "they" know where we live...
Hey, maybe the self-aware Thread of the future used DBCC Timewarp to go back and acquire Honeywell, and hire Lynn to accelerate its evolution!! Or maybe rebels from the future are doing it to try to put a stop to The Thread before it exceeds a googolplex of posts!!
I smell a novel, or at least a screenplay. There's money to be made here.
(Has anyone else seen "Inception"?)
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July 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm
The Dixie Flatline (7/26/2010)
Since when do spies knock on the door? I thought they just broke in / snuck in and took what they wanted.
Shhhhhh....
"They" are monitoring all communications now, and "they" know where we live...
Hey, maybe the self-aware Thread of the future used DBCC Timewarp to go back and acquire Honeywell, and hire Lynn to accelerate its evolution!! Or maybe rebels from the future are doing it to try to put a stop to The Thread before it exceeds a googolplex of posts!!
I smell a novel, or at least a screenplay. There's money to be made here.
(Has anyone else seen "Inception"?)
Hmmm. I was thinking Terminator. Not worried about monitored communications - I wear a pork chop choker.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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July 26, 2010 at 1:45 pm
... can't help but wonder if all the time Lynn spent in a tent in the desert helped get the new position ... hmmmmm
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July 26, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Alvin Ramard (7/26/2010)
... can't help but wonder if all the time Lynn spent in a tent in the desert helped get the new position ... hmmmmm
That was all really top secret. Hippo was really code for Honeywell.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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