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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 1

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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July 17, 2010 at 10:06 am

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I'm rubber and you all are glue....

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 2

Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....

And we'll soon find out that it's true ...

Alvin Ramard
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All my SSC forum answers come with a money back guarantee. If you didn't like the answer then I'll gladly refund what you paid for it.

For best practices on asking questions, please read the following article: Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url]

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 3

Alvin Ramard (7/17/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....
And we'll soon find out that it's true ...

But I'll stretch and sick to you

Tom

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 4

Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I did get an email back from the author. He/she said that they just ran out of patience that people weren't understanding his point and posted out of frustration. There was an apology, so I think it is dropped.

I think he did reasonably well in the end - everyone's entitled to a second chance, and we all have bad days 😉

I had been holding off commenting on his Binary Search thread while that stoush was going on.

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

Tom.Thomson (7/17/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/17/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....
And we'll soon find out that it's true ...
But I'll stretch and sick to you

Hence, your face will be blue in hue

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 6

CirquedeSQLeil (7/17/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/17/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/17/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....
And we'll soon find out that it's true ...
But I'll stretch and sick to you
Hence, your face will be blue in hue

Which is much better than silver.

😛 😛 😛

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

Johan Bijnens SSC Guru Points: 135369 More actions · Answer 7

Paul White NZ (7/17/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/17/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/17/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/17/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....
And we'll soon find out that it's true ...
But I'll stretch and sick to you
Hence, your face will be blue in hue
Which is much better than silver.
😛 😛 😛

Now _that_ would give me an awkward shiver.

Johan

Learn to play, play to learn !

Dont drive faster than your guardian angel can fly ...
but keeping both feet on the ground wont get you anywhere :w00t:

- How to post Performance Problems
- How to post data/code to get the best help[/url]

- How to prevent a sore throat after hours of presenting ppt

press F1 for solution, press shift+F1 for urgent solution 😀

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Who am I ? Sometimes this is me but most of the time this is me

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

ALZDBA (7/17/2010)
Paul White NZ (7/17/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/17/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/17/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/17/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/17/2010)
I'm rubber and you all are glue....
And we'll soon find out that it's true ...
But I'll stretch and sick to you
Hence, your face will be blue in hue
Which is much better than silver.
😛 😛 😛
Now _that_ would give me an awkward shiver.

Due to an unforeseen sliver

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 9

The very thought makes me quiver.

__________________________________________________

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

and shiver like a giddy kid mid winter

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 11

Glad to see that Steve is running for the PASS board of directors. I don't think that there are any better candidates out there, especially ones that have done and do as much for the community.

Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 12

CirquedeSQLeil (7/17/2010)
and shiver like a giddy kid mid winter

Frightened by that sliver or splinter

Tom

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 13

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Some poems rhyme,

But this one don't.

😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Jeff Moden (7/18/2010)
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one don't.
😛

Some days in Bed

I can't see the hue

Of what one calls thyme

that has been clon'd

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

What has happened to the nefarious one called Gus?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events