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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 1

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Alvin?

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The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Alvin?

Maybe. 😀 :w00t:

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 3

I think Alvin has pondered that quite often. He's used "Flux Capacitor" four times this year in this thread.

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Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)
I think Alvin has pondered that quite often. He's used "Flux Capacitor" four times this year in this thread.

... but who's counting, except for Steve? 😛

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 5

Actually I can't count. But I can query.

3 times in Feb 2010, 1 time today 😛

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Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)
Actually I can't count. But I can query.
3 times in Feb 2010, 1 time today 😛

That's what I figured, well, at least the querying part. 😀

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 7

It was interesting to query things. Fortunately SSMS has that row number thing on the left to help with the counting 🙂

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

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CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

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Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears
Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

Nor I, though I will if you want :w00t:

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears
Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.
Nor I, though I will if you want :w00t:

That sounds like a deal.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 12

The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)
Does the plan involve a fiber-optic laser assembler?

I still prefer the disassemblers, much less to clean up afterwards.

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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 13

Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears
Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

What's wrong with your signature? 😛

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 14

Gianluca Sartori (7/9/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears
Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.
What's wrong with your signature? 😛

Maybe he's intending to sing it in sign language.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

GilaMonster (7/9/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (7/9/2010)
Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)
Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears
Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.
What's wrong with your signature? 😛
Maybe he's intending to sing it in sign language.

That was my understanding. Not sure what I would hear though if he sung it in sign language. :unsure:

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