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LutzM SSC Guru Points: 107049 More actions · Answer 1

Some posters sure have a strange perspective regarding performance...

Lutz
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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 2

Steve Jones - Editor (7/1/2010)
Congrats to Gail and the other MVPs awarded today.

Let me add my congrats as well Gail. It's a good list as far as I can tell from the people I've seen awarded. Seems like there were several new awardees in SQL Server this time. I think that means it's getting harder to get awarded.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 3

I should bloody hope that a test with 1000 rows returns in under a second. It requires a really bad query to process 1000 rows in more than 1 sec.

Gail Shaw
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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 4

Jack Corbett (7/1/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (7/1/2010)
Congrats to Gail and the other MVPs awarded today.
Let me add my congrats as well Gail.

Thanks. Mail came in early this year, didn't have time to start worrying.

Gail Shaw
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LutzM SSC Guru Points: 107049 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (7/1/2010)
I should bloody hope that a test with 1000 rows returns in under a second. It requires a really bad query to process 1000 rows in more than 1 sec.

Most important: congrats to be awarded! (Didn't expect anything else anyway 😉 )

Regarding the above quote:

When using a loop, it's easy to add a WAITFOR DELAY. 😀

Not that it would help performance, but it would look like the code does something really complicated... 😉

Lutz
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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

Lets not forget to congratulate Steve too.

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 7

GilaMonster (7/1/2010)
I should bloody hope that a test with 1000 rows returns in under a second. It requires a really bad query to process 1000 rows in more than 1 sec.

I can do it from FoxPro!:-D

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736770 More actions · Answer 8

What did I do?

I'm not renewed now. And perhaps I won't be if PASS gets to weigh in.

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 9

I'm just brown-nosing. 😉

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 10

Stefan Krzywicki (6/30/2010)
GabyYYZ (6/30/2010)
Happy Canada Day for all Canadians north of the 49th and in the diaspora!
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It felt like a regular work day for me.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 11

Let's all do the Canadian National Cheer !!

Gimme a "C"

eh?

Gimme a "N"

eh?

Gimme a "D"

eh?

What's it spell?

CehNehDeh!!!!

😀

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 12

Paul White NZ (6/29/2010)
Too many of the players seem to be to be over-paid, under-talented, whining, cheating prima donnas.

That's why I stopped watching the game decades ago.

Tom

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Alvin Ramard (7/1/2010)
Stefan Krzywicki (6/30/2010)
GabyYYZ (6/30/2010)
Happy Canada Day for all Canadians north of the 49th and in the diaspora!
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How y'all doin, eh?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Jack Corbett (7/1/2010)
GilaMonster (7/1/2010)
I should bloody hope that a test with 1000 rows returns in under a second. It requires a really bad query to process 1000 rows in more than 1 sec.
I can do it from FoxPro!:-D

I have seen plenty people do it from SQL to, without much effort to make a bad query.

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Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 15

CirquedeSQLeil (7/1/2010)
Jack Corbett (7/1/2010)
GilaMonster (7/1/2010)
I should bloody hope that a test with 1000 rows returns in under a second. It requires a really bad query to process 1000 rows in more than 1 sec.
I can do it from FoxPro!:-D
I have seen plenty people do it from SQL to, without much effort to make a bad query.

Simple to do with a Udf or two 😀

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