Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Henrico Bekker (6/23/2010)


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    CirquedeSQLeil (6/22/2010)


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    Steve Jones - Editor (6/22/2010)


    Sorry, Gail, looks like SA is not moving on in the World Cup.

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    What a surprise. Not.

    At least we didn't lose every match we played.

    True - and so far you have won more matches than the US.

    And England! (what a bunch of t*ssers)

    I never even thought South Africa would even win a game.

    So, even though I (and Gail obviously) didn't believe too much in them, I was surprised last night by their performance.

    They were a bl**dy sight better then England! Cant believe the chances that Shrek screwed up. SA were amazing by comparison (and at the end of the day it was a really good match, which is what the people want to see).

    On the other had our Orsyp guru (who is French) was getting lower in his chair minute by minute.

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  • GilaMonster (6/22/2010)


    Can someone who knows their way around SQL memory have a look at this? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic941169-360-1.aspx

    I really wish i hadnt bothered πŸ˜‰

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  • hehe

    http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1839

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    hehe

    http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1839

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  • Is this soccer stuff over today?

  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/23/2010)


    Is this soccer stuff over today?

    England vs Slovenia is in progress.

    Perhaps that should have read Slovenly vs Slovenia πŸ˜€

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (6/23/2010)


    Is this soccer stuff over today?

    yes, 1st round is over

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  • D.Oc (6/23/2010)


    Steve Jones - Editor (6/23/2010)


    Is this soccer stuff over today?

    yes, 1st round is over

    Much better then last Friday's sh*t!

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  • TWO FOR ENGLAND!!! πŸ™‚

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  • Schadenfreude-Mei (6/23/2010)


    TWO FOR ENGLAND!!! πŸ™‚

    OH disallowed πŸ™

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  • Lynn Pettis (6/21/2010)


    Oh NO! Urgent problem, need help now!

    As if everyone's problem isn't urgent! πŸ˜›

    And it's not even an SQL problem - the SMTP server hasn't been told to allow relaying from here.

    Tom

  • U.S. and England on to the round of 16. What a finale of the US match.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (6/23/2010)


    U.S. and England on to the round of 16. What a finale of the US match.

    Is this the first time the USA has made it past this point in WC history?

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  • Yeah, well done US! They just didn't stop fighting and that's the reward one gets! Let's see who they play in the round of the last 16. Anything is still possible in Group D later tonight.

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    CirquedeSQLeil (6/23/2010)


    U.S. and England on to the round of 16. What a finale of the US match.

    Is this the first time the USA has made it past this point in WC history?

    No, in 1930 they came third, and they reached the quarterfinals in 2002. Last year in the Confederations Cup here in South Africa they lost to Brazil in the finals. Smaller (preperatory) tournament amongst the (presumable) top 16 teams in the world.

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